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232 pages, Paperback
First published December 1, 1994


With Sincerest RegretsThe work is humorous and dark, probing at the aspects of life that we must all accept as reality but do not discuss, the toilet working as a wonderful metaphor here. However, the real joy is in the line ‘In the book of the heart there is no mention made of plumbing, a line with all the humor, wit, cadence and near-distinctness of Simic’s writing that it made me want to flip through all his books as it seemed it must have come from him somewhere. It should also be noted that the closest resemblance to The Tunnel that I’ve read is Simic’s The World Doesn't End (which is, in fact, dedicates to Tate).
Like a monstrous snail a toilet slides into a living room on a track of wet, demanding to be loved.
It is impossible, and we tender our sincerest regrets. In the book of the heart there is no mention made of plumbing.
And though we have spent out intimacy many times with you, you belong to an unfortunate reference, which we would rather not embrace…
The toilet slides away on another track of wet…

The Difficulty With a Tree
A woman was fighting with a tree. The tree had come to rage at the woman's attack, breaking free from its earth it waddled at her with its great root feet.
Goddamn these sentiencies, roared the tree with birds shrieking in its branches.
Look out, you'll fall on me, you bastard, screamed the woman as she hit at the tree.
The tree whisked and whisked with its leafy branches.
The woman kicked and bit screaming, kill me kill me or I'll kill you!
Her husband seeing the commotion came running crying, what tree has lost patience?
The ax, the ax, damnfool, the ax, she screamed.
Oh no, roared the tree dragging its long roots rhythmically limping like a sea lion towards her husband.
But oughtn't we to talk about this? cried her husband.
But oughtn't we to talk about this, mimicked his wife.
But what is this all about? he cried.
When you see me killing something you should reason that it will want to kill me back, she screamed.
But before her husband could decide what next action to perform the tree had killed both the wife and her husband.
Before the woman died she screamed, now do you see?
He said, what . . . ? And then he died.
The Press of Night
At night when the strings are cut; the only string is an electric cord feeding an electric light.
. . . No, there is no other place.
The electric light presses on the window to keep out the night.
Memory is a string caught in some dark place, beyond even memory; a tangled kite string that will not let the kite rise, even as the metamorphic winds of life will not let it fall.
Thus falls the attention into itself; the lens of the attention withdrawing from the distance; lives in the foreground, having broken from extreme depth.
Chair and table become textures. The eyes grown tactile read the room as Braille. The attention flutters like a moth caught in a room; neither through the window nor into the head of the dreaded self . . .
All out there the night . . .