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The Lumberjack with 2 Rods
Heigh-ho-timber! The lumberjack has not one, but TWO huge chainsaws that make me purr.
My neighbor at the trailer park is gorgeous. Carl Jonsson is older, definitely, but he’s also H-O-T. He’s got broad shoulders, pecs like heavy slabs of marble, and an enormous package that makes me go quivery inside.
But when he shows me his package, to my surprise, Carl’s got TWO TOOLS!
They’re both huge, thick, and throbbing with power.
My mouth waters because I have to ride his appendages … both, simultaneously!
I’m a genetic mutant, but I’m not ashamed. My anatomy is something I was born with, and if anything, it makes me even MORE attractive to the ladies.
But Chloe’s something else.
The sassy curvy girl thinks she’s seen everything when it comes to men …
… but everything doesn’t include my particular anatomy!
What in the world? Is this some kind of fantasy? Or maybe I’ve died and gone to heaven because where can I find a man like Carl Jonsson? He’s literally the stuff of dreams hahaha! But seriously, this is not an alien, sci-fi, or paranormal romance. Instead, it’s a steamy contemporary tale but with a man who can offer his woman DOUBLE … and I mean that literally, and not just figuratively! Break out your electric fan because you’ll need to cool down after reading this story! This book is a follow-up to 2 Cherries for My Dad’s Best Friend, but all of my stories are standalones and do not need to be read in order. No cheating, no cliffhangers, and always an HEA for my readers.
My neighbor at the trailer park is gorgeous. Carl Jonsson is older, definitely, but he’s also H-O-T. He’s got broad shoulders, pecs like heavy slabs of marble, and an enormous package that makes me go quivery inside.
But when he shows me his package, to my surprise, Carl’s got TWO TOOLS!
They’re both huge, thick, and throbbing with power.
My mouth waters because I have to ride his appendages … both, simultaneously!
I’m a genetic mutant, but I’m not ashamed. My anatomy is something I was born with, and if anything, it makes me even MORE attractive to the ladies.
But Chloe’s something else.
The sassy curvy girl thinks she’s seen everything when it comes to men …
… but everything doesn’t include my particular anatomy!
What in the world? Is this some kind of fantasy? Or maybe I’ve died and gone to heaven because where can I find a man like Carl Jonsson? He’s literally the stuff of dreams hahaha! But seriously, this is not an alien, sci-fi, or paranormal romance. Instead, it’s a steamy contemporary tale but with a man who can offer his woman DOUBLE … and I mean that literally, and not just figuratively! Break out your electric fan because you’ll need to cool down after reading this story! This book is a follow-up to 2 Cherries for My Dad’s Best Friend, but all of my stories are standalones and do not need to be read in order. No cheating, no cliffhangers, and always an HEA for my readers.
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107 pages, Kindle Edition
Published September 21, 2023
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November 1, 2023I quit this after the first few paragraphs. The FMC went from trailer house to trailer house screwing men. Literally, one just O'd inside her and she walked out in her robe and right into the house next door and started f*cking that guy. Ewwwww I was not cool with that. I was super interested in the mutant double cocks, but not enough to tolerate her. 🤷
September 23, 2023
Their Mutual Resolution -
This was a fantastic story to read, about two people who were shy about their sexual escapees, even though they had complicated upbringings. Each page turn kept me entertained and I was hooked on the story until I finished reading the book. I enjoyed it so much I wanted more. Make this book you next Friday evening indulge with a glass of your favourite drink and you won’t be disappointed.
I received an advanced copy of this book and I am voluntarily leaving a review.
This was a fantastic story to read, about two people who were shy about their sexual escapees, even though they had complicated upbringings. Each page turn kept me entertained and I was hooked on the story until I finished reading the book. I enjoyed it so much I wanted more. Make this book you next Friday evening indulge with a glass of your favourite drink and you won’t be disappointed.
I received an advanced copy of this book and I am voluntarily leaving a review.
May 23, 2025
⭐️⭐️+⭐️ 2 stars for his 2 c*cks + 1 more star for an actual story to go with it, even though was lil’boring & lil’bizarre!
I’ll still give the others a read eventually 😉 (there’s a series of these..lol, so why not??!)
I’ll still give the others a read eventually 😉 (there’s a series of these..lol, so why not??!)
September 24, 2023
Carl is a lumberjack living in St George. He lives in a trailer park. Carl has an anomaly on his anatomy so he only has sex with working women because he is afraid of being found out. Chloe is 19 and she lives in St George Crossing the same trailer park as Carl. Chloe’s parents left her two years ago to go find their messiah. Chloe works at McDonald’s and she has 4 men that she has sex with in the trailer park. Carl watches Chloe sometimes when he can’t sleep, he sees her running from one trailer to the next having sex. Carl would like to be with just one woman but he is afraid. When the two women that Carl has been seeing tell him that they are no longer going to be doing business he thinks again about having a girlfriend. Carl is 45. Chloe has seen Carl around the trailer park and she decides to go see him. She is getting tired of the running around with four men. Chloe comes over to Carl’s trailer on the prefix of watering his plants. Carl allows her to come in to his trailer and they talk. Chloe is not just a bimbo, she is intelligent. Carl invites Chloe to go to the gym with him the next day. Chloe is a big girl so she kind of bounces around when she exercises and Carl can’t stop watching. Carl ends up taking Chloe in to the back so they can have sex. Carl tells her that if she goes with him she can’t have the other men. Chloe agrees and is shocked when Carl pulls down his shorts. Carl’s extra appendage is shocking but Chloe really enjoys it. Will Carl take care of Chloe when her parents resurface and are arrested? Will Chloe enjoy being with just Carl? Will Carl and Chloe find love and happiness in St George?
I voluntarily reviewed an Advanced Reader Copy of this book.
Fabulous Age Gap Secret Anatomy romance!
I voluntarily reviewed an Advanced Reader Copy of this book.
Fabulous Age Gap Secret Anatomy romance!
March 21, 2025
Genre - Erotica Romance
Rating - ⭐️/5
Spice - 🌶️/5
Dual POV
MF
Main Characters
> Chloe Mackie (19) - Works At McDonald's
> Carl Jonsson (45) - Lumberjack/Illegitimate Child To A Royal Family
I thought this was just going to be a book that was mainly smut but the author tried to do some story line involving the FMC parents.
The FMC kept on going on about her parents EVERY SINGLE TIME IT WAS HER POV.
My Parent's, Bezimba and Trekko.
My Parent's, Bezimba and Trekko.
Bertha and Tom, I Mean, Bezimba and Trekko
My Parent's, Bezimba and Trekko.
we get it, your parents left you for some religious cult that turned out to be a drug smuggling ring 🙄 like lets move on to the actual point of this book.
The FMC had a relationship with 4 men separately at the same time in the beginning which wasn't the problem for me, a girl can do as she pleases. The problem was that she was so sure that the men were 100% clean and that raw dogging it back to back and being on the pill meant that she was being safe. But the men that she was sleeping with work in a place where sometimes they have to travel on the road. How could the FMC be sure that they weren't sleeping with other people while's they were away?.
The MMC has a past of sleeping with high paid escorts because he's afraid of his secret coming out (That he has 2 peens). We only see 1 scene involving 2 escorts giving him a double blowjob and that's it.
The relationship between Chloe and Carl was very instantaneous. There was like a 2 day gap between Chloe sleeping with the OM and then going to sleep with Carl. The gap should've been bigger in my opinion so that they could have at least gotten tested before being together.
The epilogue was just weird. Like why would you openly tell your son and his new girlfriend that he was conceived in a threesome (FMF) and that he also has a half brother that was also conceived at the same time by another woman. There was so many other ways that you could have told your son that he has a half brother. No child wants to hear the story of how/where they were conceived.
This story ends with a HEA
Triggers/Tropes
▫️Age Gap (26 Years)
▫️Birth Control (FMC Is On The Pill)
▫️Blowjobs
▫️Double Penetration
▫️Group Scene (FMF)(Between The MMC And 2 Escorts)(Before The MC's Got Together)
▫️MMC Has 2 Peens 🍆🍆💦
▫️No Cheating
▫️No Condoms
▫️Scene's Involving OM/OW (Before The MC's Got Together)
Rating - ⭐️/5
Spice - 🌶️/5
Dual POV
MF
Main Characters
> Chloe Mackie (19) - Works At McDonald's
> Carl Jonsson (45) - Lumberjack/Illegitimate Child To A Royal Family
I thought this was just going to be a book that was mainly smut but the author tried to do some story line involving the FMC parents.
The FMC kept on going on about her parents EVERY SINGLE TIME IT WAS HER POV.
My Parent's, Bezimba and Trekko.
My Parent's, Bezimba and Trekko.
Bertha and Tom, I Mean, Bezimba and Trekko
My Parent's, Bezimba and Trekko.
we get it, your parents left you for some religious cult that turned out to be a drug smuggling ring 🙄 like lets move on to the actual point of this book.
The FMC had a relationship with 4 men separately at the same time in the beginning which wasn't the problem for me, a girl can do as she pleases. The problem was that she was so sure that the men were 100% clean and that raw dogging it back to back and being on the pill meant that she was being safe. But the men that she was sleeping with work in a place where sometimes they have to travel on the road. How could the FMC be sure that they weren't sleeping with other people while's they were away?.
The MMC has a past of sleeping with high paid escorts because he's afraid of his secret coming out (That he has 2 peens). We only see 1 scene involving 2 escorts giving him a double blowjob and that's it.
The relationship between Chloe and Carl was very instantaneous. There was like a 2 day gap between Chloe sleeping with the OM and then going to sleep with Carl. The gap should've been bigger in my opinion so that they could have at least gotten tested before being together.
The epilogue was just weird. Like why would you openly tell your son and his new girlfriend that he was conceived in a threesome (FMF) and that he also has a half brother that was also conceived at the same time by another woman. There was so many other ways that you could have told your son that he has a half brother. No child wants to hear the story of how/where they were conceived.
This story ends with a HEA
Triggers/Tropes
▫️Age Gap (26 Years)
▫️Birth Control (FMC Is On The Pill)
▫️Blowjobs
▫️Double Penetration
▫️Group Scene (FMF)(Between The MMC And 2 Escorts)(Before The MC's Got Together)
▫️MMC Has 2 Peens 🍆🍆💦
▫️No Cheating
▫️No Condoms
▫️Scene's Involving OM/OW (Before The MC's Got Together)
September 24, 2023
Rating 4.5/5
I owe it all to SE Law —I didn't even bat an eye this time when I saw the title "The Lumberjack with 2 Rods". I very well may have officially been desensitized at this point. It is not a typo—2 rods indeed it's 10 inches, too. A follow-up story of "Two Cherries for My Dad's Best Friend" can easily be read as a standalone.
Chloe is a 19-year-old who lives on her own. Her parents have left to go on a spiritual journey. Chloe enjoys sharing her body, especially with older men. Carl, a 45-year-old lumberjack and a descendant of a royal family, genetically has two "tools," and observes Chloe on several occasions going in and out of other guy's trailers. He later asks if she is interested in being with one man because he doesn't share.
The two have some pretty steamy scenes that involve snow*b@lling, d*@ddy k!*k, and @nal. I mean, Carl has two appendages. What do you expect?
I received a copy of this book for free and am leaving this review voluntarily.
I owe it all to SE Law —I didn't even bat an eye this time when I saw the title "The Lumberjack with 2 Rods". I very well may have officially been desensitized at this point. It is not a typo—2 rods indeed it's 10 inches, too. A follow-up story of "Two Cherries for My Dad's Best Friend" can easily be read as a standalone.
Chloe is a 19-year-old who lives on her own. Her parents have left to go on a spiritual journey. Chloe enjoys sharing her body, especially with older men. Carl, a 45-year-old lumberjack and a descendant of a royal family, genetically has two "tools," and observes Chloe on several occasions going in and out of other guy's trailers. He later asks if she is interested in being with one man because he doesn't share.
The two have some pretty steamy scenes that involve snow*b@lling, d*@ddy k!*k, and @nal. I mean, Carl has two appendages. What do you expect?
I received a copy of this book for free and am leaving this review voluntarily.
September 30, 2023
This book is part of The Shape of Love series featuring the HOT and steamy age-gap between Carl another son from Lysenia with a genetic anomaly like his father and his brothers and Chloe who lives in what was her parents trailer at the trailer park. Chloe is all alone since her parents ran off and joined that cult Carl is Chloe's HOT and sexy older neighbor in the trailer park. Carl notices Chloe going to different trailers he wants her but he won't share and he's cautious because of his unique package. It's not long until they get together and immediately the sparks fly between them. I don't want to say anymore and ruin it for anyone else with spoilers. You really need to read this HOT and steamy age-gap romance to see what happens. I would recommend reading this book!
I voluntarily received a review copy of this book
I voluntarily received a review copy of this book
September 26, 2023
Chloe is left on her own when her parents end up following a religion cult around the world. She acts out her pain at this by sleeping with multiple men around the trailer park. Carl is a lumberjack and is drawn to Chloe. One evening he sees her going from trailer to trailer and it upsets him. When Chloe sees him watching her one day, she makes an excuse to go see him and its the start of things between them. However, she wasn't expecting the surprises he was packing. Can Carl tame this wild young woman? Will she be only his?
This is a steamy story that will captivate you from beginning to end. This is a well written and very entertaining story. Its a book that any book lover would enjoy.
I voluntarily read and reviewed.
This is a steamy story that will captivate you from beginning to end. This is a well written and very entertaining story. Its a book that any book lover would enjoy.
I voluntarily read and reviewed.
October 4, 2023
I’m not sure I’ve ever had such a violent urge to scrub my brain after reading a book.
Think of every cheesy porn movie + man with 19 total inches of “man meat” (direct quote) + a 19 year old girl who’s sleeping with 4+ men who live in her trailer park, nightly + parents who are supposedly on a religious pilgrimage but are actually opium drug mules.
Just…no.
Think of every cheesy porn movie + man with 19 total inches of “man meat” (direct quote) + a 19 year old girl who’s sleeping with 4+ men who live in her trailer park, nightly + parents who are supposedly on a religious pilgrimage but are actually opium drug mules.
Just…no.
September 26, 2023
Arc review For honest Review oh my is this book HOT . Carl jonsson his a man with a unusual appendage and chloe Mackie is one lucky lady.
September 26, 2024
What a whackadoodle ending. 😆
November 2, 2024
I mean c'mon - when I stumbled upon this series I couldn't resist ☺️... pretty spicy (obviously) but sweet too.
July 21, 2025
Not sure what I was expecting from this but this is very true to the title. This was a very spicy read and interesting. Not to my personal taste but was intrigued to see what happened
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