Ugh. I got click baited by the cover art in a Facebook ad. I thought this would be good. An orc and an elf fall in love. Only, the orc is actually an elf under a spell. He ran away from war because he didn’t want to fight, he wanted to sing. So our bard orc is all smiles and sings all the time. He’s big, he’s green, but other than that, he’s not an orc at all. The elf, well…he’s just your typical elf; but hey, that goes pretty well with the plot that just trips along without bothering to do little things like make sense. There’s no real over arcing storyline, rather the characters just move through time and you follow along. You have to listen to the ridiculous dialogue. You have to watch them act like morons. You have to have wait while they break out in pointless fights and arguments. And to top it all off, there’s really no romance to speak of.