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Blast-Off!!! R U a Honey-Cruncher Kid?! And Other Poems
This book contains the following Games on My Phone A Few Steps I Talked with a Star! Coolidge Flowers in the Gardens of the Spirit World Hermit Looking at a Crucifix Vocalize A Man is Painting Jerome the Gnome Bludgeons a Pretty Kitty A Crush I Had in High School Sweet Potatoes To Those Who Bury Their Talents Big O Tires I Want to Be Alone Blast Off!!! R U a Honey Cruncher Kid?! hey... I remember algebra… Windshield Wiper Replacement A Plea for Humility In Sunday School Chomp Goosh Ka-pow! Confession Last Time I Went to Tire Planet To My Daughter A New Bookshelf Almost My Health Problems Another Poem About My Health Problems Back When I Learned How To Drive a Truck Don’t Fear the Thunder Widow When I Don’t Sleep Well A Reading Recommendation Communists It’s Alright to Be White I Like My Front Yard Frederick and His Yummy Snacks, Live at the Transient Ballroom, May 17th, 2015 The Agnostic’s Nightmare Boy Scout Camp, 1993 You Wanna Hear About My Shampoo? How Many Movie Screens Have We All Made? I Wanna Kill Your Queen A Poem for Lonely People Living in the Same City As Me
I Wanna Name My Son Falcor I Think It’s Really Over This Time Ambition Ambition Ambition “I’m spiritual, but not religious.” I Walk Around on the Ground A Wish Before Going to Sleep A Stupid Dove Animal Videos On Viewing “Robots with Tater Tots” Oh Yeah, I Remember! Right Now Saguaro Sitting on the Bench in my Front Yard Approaching Another Birthday Beyond the Jurisdiction of the HOA
Fight and Sprint Germann The Butterfly Fairy Princess Redundancy Is Everywhere Thank You for Purchasing Killz Real Good Ant Eliminator Summer, Desert The Boyce Thompson Arboretum Sucks Smeks There Is a Sadness
We Go To Our Car Something Anything Nowhere Forever Tex The Fall of Icky Norf (an extract from the Book of Yath) Muddleheadedness Lunch Break, Eating Bread with Butter My Brother’s a Liar! There Ought To Be Words The Rest of Your Life It Must Be Love Ironwood and Ocotillo Jablork Is the Name of the Troll A Bird Flew By My Window (this poem was brought to you by Wendy’s) Highways! Highways! Where I’m From To a Six-Armed Hindu Idol Typo U R my Cuddles To Pearl, From Edgar The Following Words Streaming Content SOS 501: Introduction to the Study of Studies Joy and Jackrabbit Octopi Sleep Silly Emotional Teenagers Roadrunner Sardines and Sauerkraut Retirement Planning Renewal Propinquity Overheard at Circle K Poem for Jesse and Miki, on their Wedding Day What's On the Bag Walking Through a Desert, Stopping to Admire a Saguaro Waitress Things That Wake Me Up in the Middle of the Night The Thing That I Like About Poetry Is How to Make Tuna Salad I Also Like Clams I Wanna Live in One of Those Age-Restricted Housing Places Land-locked I Want Money and More Money The Lady on The Bag of Raisins On Being Given a New Notebook for my Birthday I Wish I Had a Stalker I’m like a professor I Was the First. Hipster. Ever. June My Daughter Said Hi To a Bird Today Productivity The Improper Disposal of Chewed Gum October, Arizona
I Wanna Name My Son Falcor I Think It’s Really Over This Time Ambition Ambition Ambition “I’m spiritual, but not religious.” I Walk Around on the Ground A Wish Before Going to Sleep A Stupid Dove Animal Videos On Viewing “Robots with Tater Tots” Oh Yeah, I Remember! Right Now Saguaro Sitting on the Bench in my Front Yard Approaching Another Birthday Beyond the Jurisdiction of the HOA
Fight and Sprint Germann The Butterfly Fairy Princess Redundancy Is Everywhere Thank You for Purchasing Killz Real Good Ant Eliminator Summer, Desert The Boyce Thompson Arboretum Sucks Smeks There Is a Sadness
We Go To Our Car Something Anything Nowhere Forever Tex The Fall of Icky Norf (an extract from the Book of Yath) Muddleheadedness Lunch Break, Eating Bread with Butter My Brother’s a Liar! There Ought To Be Words The Rest of Your Life It Must Be Love Ironwood and Ocotillo Jablork Is the Name of the Troll A Bird Flew By My Window (this poem was brought to you by Wendy’s) Highways! Highways! Where I’m From To a Six-Armed Hindu Idol Typo U R my Cuddles To Pearl, From Edgar The Following Words Streaming Content SOS 501: Introduction to the Study of Studies Joy and Jackrabbit Octopi Sleep Silly Emotional Teenagers Roadrunner Sardines and Sauerkraut Retirement Planning Renewal Propinquity Overheard at Circle K Poem for Jesse and Miki, on their Wedding Day What's On the Bag Walking Through a Desert, Stopping to Admire a Saguaro Waitress Things That Wake Me Up in the Middle of the Night The Thing That I Like About Poetry Is How to Make Tuna Salad I Also Like Clams I Wanna Live in One of Those Age-Restricted Housing Places Land-locked I Want Money and More Money The Lady on The Bag of Raisins On Being Given a New Notebook for my Birthday I Wish I Had a Stalker I’m like a professor I Was the First. Hipster. Ever. June My Daughter Said Hi To a Bird Today Productivity The Improper Disposal of Chewed Gum October, Arizona
197 pages, Paperback
Published August 20, 2023
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January 27, 2026
I grabbed this book at the library just because it said ‘and other poems’ and I needed a quick read. Turns out it’s by a local—an actual Arizonan! Half the poems felt extra familiar because I recognized so many of the streets he mentioned (sir, you might get your first stalker at this rate lol). It was quirky, relatable, and honestly I’m glad I picked it up.
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