(Goodreads is really making it hard to write a review without giving a star rating now, but I don't care!)
Reading an old issue of Alter Ego dovetailed into my borrowing this book from the library. Dunno why it's so therapeutic to read the plot synopsis of old comic books, but it is. In fact, it's probably more enjoyable than trying to read the comics themselves. I also don't know what separates reading this book from just going down a rabbit hole on Wikipedia- I guess sometimes the writing is better, or at least more snide, here.
I think my favorite essay is the one by Bill Blackbeard on Popeye. It's all over the place but has nice nostalgic moments for reminding how hard it used to be to get one's hands on pop culture ephemera:
The central library in every sizable American city maintains a file of back copies of the local papers and often some major out-of-town journals. These vary, depending on the finances available to the library in past decades, from sad, tied monthly bundles of folded papers, yellowed and crumbling and ready to split down the creases when unfolded, through the more usual twenty-pound, bound volumes of papers, to the recent innovation of monthly microfilm reels of entire runs of papers (with available viewing apparatus) on file in a periodical room.
All of this may sound like a bonanza to the comic strip reader and researcher, but it is not. It is very difficult to locate complete runs of Popeye. From 1919, when the strip began, to the mid-thirties, the strip ran almost exclusively in Hearst papers. It takes a great deal of effort to locate a city with a source and, once you do (if you do), you will eventually exceed the patience and good nature of the library clerks.
(I can actually remember as a kid looking up old comic strips in the library on microfilm)
There's also a good essay on Kid Gangs:
Another lighter-side kid gang was composed of Herlock Dolmes, who fancied himself the world's greatest young sleuth and wore a long checkered coat and deerstalker cap; boy inventor Ulysses Q. Wacky; Trouble, a jinxed boy whose real name—which must have been part of the jinx-was Wilferd Berlad; and Roxy Adams, self- styled “girl guerilla.”Leader of the gang was Koppy McFad, alias Supersnipe, "the boy with the most comic books in America."
The only really rotten "essay" is the one by Harlan Ellison. All it is him describing the plot of an absurdist comic, which is about as interesting as somebody describing what happened in a Three Stooges film. Some things are better off experienced.
There were much more, but here are a couple random factoids I discovered over the course of reading this book:
-Popeye originally got his powers by rubbing the head of a Whiffle Hen.
-There were Captain America comics in the 50's and briefly a comic called Captain America's Weird Tales
-There was a crappy 1960s cartoon called Super President
-There was a crappy superhero named Vapo-Man
-Johnny Quick's Speed Equation is 3x2(9yz)4a.