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Blame the Stars: A Very Good, Totally Accurate Collection of Astrological Advice
Part surrealism, part humor, and part affectionate guidance, Blame the Stars is a wild adventure into a world of uniquely alternative zodiac signs.
Welcome to the world of Horror a weird and wonderful twist on classic zodiac signs. Meet passionate and wild Lemo (a.k.a. Leo), kind Lehbrah (Libra), steadfast Clopricrumb (Capricorn), Germini the Twrnnns (take two guesses), and others—signs which, although slightly silly, reveal more about us than we realize.
Part One dives deep into each sign, offering insightful tidbits and advice on love, life, and work (for example, if you’re an Arbys, consider a career as a Pie-Eating Competition Judge, a Horse Observer, or a Horse Observer Observer). Part Two details a year’s worth of sign-specific guidance, Scoop-holidays (like January 15, the Day of Remembrance for Fallen Houseplants), and journal prompts to spark deep introspection. Full of colorful illustrations from Scoops creator and accidental astrologer Heather Buchanan, lots of entertaining nonsense, and occasional sense-sense, Blame the Stars offers the ideal way to contemplate the mysteries of the universe (or have a giggle).
FOR ASTROLOGY Horoscope and astrology are deeply engrained in society. This modern divination book stands out as a playful and interactive option that will appeal to people who dig astrology but don't take it all too seriously (because life is serious enough).
FROM THE CREATOR OF WILDLY POPULAR HORROR Author Heather Buchanan has been creating and sharing her absurdist horoscopes for years to her hundreds of thousands of fans. This is the book those fans have been waiting for, capturing for the first time all the wild, insightful, colorful signs and observations they love in one volume.
RELATABLE AND QUIRKY There is a genuine feeling of joy behind the absurd, offbeat humor of this horoscope book. While some astrological-themed metaphysical books may be more serious, this one feels approachable, engaging, and just plain fun.
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Welcome to the world of Horror a weird and wonderful twist on classic zodiac signs. Meet passionate and wild Lemo (a.k.a. Leo), kind Lehbrah (Libra), steadfast Clopricrumb (Capricorn), Germini the Twrnnns (take two guesses), and others—signs which, although slightly silly, reveal more about us than we realize.
Part One dives deep into each sign, offering insightful tidbits and advice on love, life, and work (for example, if you’re an Arbys, consider a career as a Pie-Eating Competition Judge, a Horse Observer, or a Horse Observer Observer). Part Two details a year’s worth of sign-specific guidance, Scoop-holidays (like January 15, the Day of Remembrance for Fallen Houseplants), and journal prompts to spark deep introspection. Full of colorful illustrations from Scoops creator and accidental astrologer Heather Buchanan, lots of entertaining nonsense, and occasional sense-sense, Blame the Stars offers the ideal way to contemplate the mysteries of the universe (or have a giggle).
FOR ASTROLOGY Horoscope and astrology are deeply engrained in society. This modern divination book stands out as a playful and interactive option that will appeal to people who dig astrology but don't take it all too seriously (because life is serious enough).
FROM THE CREATOR OF WILDLY POPULAR HORROR Author Heather Buchanan has been creating and sharing her absurdist horoscopes for years to her hundreds of thousands of fans. This is the book those fans have been waiting for, capturing for the first time all the wild, insightful, colorful signs and observations they love in one volume.
RELATABLE AND QUIRKY There is a genuine feeling of joy behind the absurd, offbeat humor of this horoscope book. While some astrological-themed metaphysical books may be more serious, this one feels approachable, engaging, and just plain fun.
Perfect
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240 pages, Hardcover
Published May 21, 2024
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May 8, 2024
I've been a fan of Heather Buchanan, and then later Horror Scoops, for a long long time. I was SO excited to see that she was releasing a book! Even more excited to receive an advanced copy from NetGalley and the author, in exchange for an honest review.
I feel like if you're unfamiliar with Horror Scoops already, this may be an un-expected ride, but hopefully in a good way! I have been lucky to enjoy horror scoops weekly via instagram for a while now, but I'm so so excited to own a physical piece once this book is released to the world! Be sure to read the beginning to get an idea of the vibe of the book and account. It's imperative to understand the rest of it, I believe. Don't just jump to your scoop! You'll be missing half the fun.
I'm a Torbus through and through and really love getting my little weekly updates on social media - and now I have an evergreen yearly-dose of Horror Scoops with monthly prompts and horoscopes to last me the rest of my weird little life.
Very funny, a little goofy and weird, and the perfect coffee table book to start conversation with anyone who picks it up in your home.
I feel like if you're unfamiliar with Horror Scoops already, this may be an un-expected ride, but hopefully in a good way! I have been lucky to enjoy horror scoops weekly via instagram for a while now, but I'm so so excited to own a physical piece once this book is released to the world! Be sure to read the beginning to get an idea of the vibe of the book and account. It's imperative to understand the rest of it, I believe. Don't just jump to your scoop! You'll be missing half the fun.
I'm a Torbus through and through and really love getting my little weekly updates on social media - and now I have an evergreen yearly-dose of Horror Scoops with monthly prompts and horoscopes to last me the rest of my weird little life.
Very funny, a little goofy and weird, and the perfect coffee table book to start conversation with anyone who picks it up in your home.
November 15, 2023
*thank you netgalley for providing me this arc in exchange for an honest review*
the first thing i said when i got to the first page was "oh, this is everything"
this. book. is. hilarious
first thing's first--this book is a GREAT gift idea! for that person in your life that loves horoscopes, the person that is a horoscope anti or the person that doesn't care for it but doesn't hate it....honestly, very likely to confuse astrology with astronomy...can you picture that person? yes, that person. this book is for everybody and i think everyone would get a good kick out of it.
the narrator's voice is casual and witty, which makes it easy to read and every joke lands. also this book is so light-hearted and fun, it's the perfect "pick me up".
i loved it AND the illustrations were cute too
this book is aesthetically pleasing, hilarious and is like you had a conversation with the mad-hatter!
5/5 stars
the first thing i said when i got to the first page was "oh, this is everything"
this. book. is. hilarious
first thing's first--this book is a GREAT gift idea! for that person in your life that loves horoscopes, the person that is a horoscope anti or the person that doesn't care for it but doesn't hate it....honestly, very likely to confuse astrology with astronomy...can you picture that person? yes, that person. this book is for everybody and i think everyone would get a good kick out of it.
the narrator's voice is casual and witty, which makes it easy to read and every joke lands. also this book is so light-hearted and fun, it's the perfect "pick me up".
i loved it AND the illustrations were cute too
this book is aesthetically pleasing, hilarious and is like you had a conversation with the mad-hatter!
5/5 stars
February 11, 2024
Incredibly funny, nonsensical, and somehow inspirational. Me and my coworkers were giggling the whole time reading this!
June 6, 2024
Cute little fun book giving funny astrological, but some honest advice. Fun little ready if you’re into the stars
December 12, 2023
Thank you NetGalley and Publishers for the opportunity to read and review! Unfortunately I believe I was not the audience intended, it was incredibly goofy, more on the cringe side for me than actually finding it humorous. The author did state in the beginning the purpose of this book and who it is catered towards and I figured, I like humor sure let's check it out. And unfortunately, all of it fell flat for me and I quickly found myself skimming to see if anything would stick out as interest for me but it did not. I do recommend for anyone who does pick this book up to first skim the book to see if the humor aligns with yours otherwise I think you would have the same experience as I did and if you do love astrology and were hoping to explore it in a fun way I do not see this as being the book for that purpose either.
May 26, 2024
This book was very good and totally accurate. So good and accurate it could shame The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter.
November 8, 2024
𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 "𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬: 𝐀 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝, 𝐓𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐀𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐀𝐝𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐞", 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐁𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐧
🌟🔮♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♐♑♒♓ "Blame the Stars" is an unexpected delight for anyone who’s ever been skeptical about astrology, but curious about its enduring popularity and cultural significance. With wit, insight, and a surprising level of depth, Buchanan takes us on a journey through the cosmos of zodiac signs, planetary influences, and astrological wisdom. As someone who has always approached astrology with a healthy dose of skepticism, I found this book both eye-opening and engaging—something that not only challenged my preconceptions but also made me reconsider astrology's potential as a tool for self-reflection and personal growth.
🌟🔮♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♐♑♒♓ From the very first page, Buchanan’s tone is refreshingly approachable, making what could easily be a dry and esoteric subject feel lively and relevant. What sets this book apart from other astrology texts is its ability to blend humor with genuine insight. Buchanan manages to explain astrological concepts in a way that feels fresh and modern, without veering into the kind of mystical jargon that can turn readers off.
🌟🔮♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♐♑♒♓ For someone like me—who’s always been on the fence about the value of astrology—this book presented an intriguing perspective. Buchanan’s astrological advice isn't about predicting the future with 100% accuracy (no one can do that, after all), but rather about using the stars as a mirror to reflect on one's personality, relationships, and life choices. In that sense, the book is less about "believing" in astrology and more about using its archetypes and themes as tools for self-exploration.
🌟🔮♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♐♑♒♓ What’s exciting is how much you can learn from the book, whether you’re a staunch skeptic or someone who’s curious but hasn’t yet delved into astrology. Buchanan’s explanations of how the movements of the planets can influence everything from career choices to emotional health are surprisingly thoughtful, and they invite readers to consider how astrology could serve as a metaphor for personal development. For example, her analysis of Mercury retrograde goes beyond the usual eye-roll inducing cliches to offer a nuanced discussion about communication and the lessons we can learn during those "miscommunications."
🌟🔮♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♐♑♒♓ As someone who wasn’t necessarily looking for cosmic validation, I found myself fascinated by the historical context Buchanan provides as well. She explores the origins of astrology, its cultural influence across different civilizations, and how it’s evolved over time. Whether or not you believe the stars have any bearing on your life, you can’t help but appreciate how ingrained astrology is in our collective consciousness.
🌟🔮♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♐♑♒♓ Ultimately, the book is a clever and thought-provoking exploration of astrology’s relevance in the modern world. It’s a fun, accessible read that doesn’t demand you to buy into its premises fully, but instead encourages you to reflect on the bigger questions about destiny, free will, and self-awareness. Whether you’re a full-fledged believer or just someone looking to learn more about this ancient practice, Buchanan's engaging narrative will likely leave you thinking more deeply about how the stars might just have something to teach us all. For me, it was a reminder that sometimes, even the most unexpected sources of wisdom can offer valuable insights. And if nothing else, the book left me with a newfound respect for astrology—and a whole lot of new knowledge to chew on.
🌟🔮♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♐♑♒♓ "Blame the Stars" is an unexpected delight for anyone who’s ever been skeptical about astrology, but curious about its enduring popularity and cultural significance. With wit, insight, and a surprising level of depth, Buchanan takes us on a journey through the cosmos of zodiac signs, planetary influences, and astrological wisdom. As someone who has always approached astrology with a healthy dose of skepticism, I found this book both eye-opening and engaging—something that not only challenged my preconceptions but also made me reconsider astrology's potential as a tool for self-reflection and personal growth.
🌟🔮♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♐♑♒♓ From the very first page, Buchanan’s tone is refreshingly approachable, making what could easily be a dry and esoteric subject feel lively and relevant. What sets this book apart from other astrology texts is its ability to blend humor with genuine insight. Buchanan manages to explain astrological concepts in a way that feels fresh and modern, without veering into the kind of mystical jargon that can turn readers off.
🌟🔮♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♐♑♒♓ For someone like me—who’s always been on the fence about the value of astrology—this book presented an intriguing perspective. Buchanan’s astrological advice isn't about predicting the future with 100% accuracy (no one can do that, after all), but rather about using the stars as a mirror to reflect on one's personality, relationships, and life choices. In that sense, the book is less about "believing" in astrology and more about using its archetypes and themes as tools for self-exploration.
🌟🔮♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♐♑♒♓ What’s exciting is how much you can learn from the book, whether you’re a staunch skeptic or someone who’s curious but hasn’t yet delved into astrology. Buchanan’s explanations of how the movements of the planets can influence everything from career choices to emotional health are surprisingly thoughtful, and they invite readers to consider how astrology could serve as a metaphor for personal development. For example, her analysis of Mercury retrograde goes beyond the usual eye-roll inducing cliches to offer a nuanced discussion about communication and the lessons we can learn during those "miscommunications."
🌟🔮♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♐♑♒♓ As someone who wasn’t necessarily looking for cosmic validation, I found myself fascinated by the historical context Buchanan provides as well. She explores the origins of astrology, its cultural influence across different civilizations, and how it’s evolved over time. Whether or not you believe the stars have any bearing on your life, you can’t help but appreciate how ingrained astrology is in our collective consciousness.
🌟🔮♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♐♑♒♓ Ultimately, the book is a clever and thought-provoking exploration of astrology’s relevance in the modern world. It’s a fun, accessible read that doesn’t demand you to buy into its premises fully, but instead encourages you to reflect on the bigger questions about destiny, free will, and self-awareness. Whether you’re a full-fledged believer or just someone looking to learn more about this ancient practice, Buchanan's engaging narrative will likely leave you thinking more deeply about how the stars might just have something to teach us all. For me, it was a reminder that sometimes, even the most unexpected sources of wisdom can offer valuable insights. And if nothing else, the book left me with a newfound respect for astrology—and a whole lot of new knowledge to chew on.
November 8, 2023
Thank you to Netgally for providing this ARC.
Do you like reading your horoscope? Do you like silly but relatable tidbits? Then this is the book for you! I enjoyed reading the horror scoop book! Usually, I just look at my own horoscope in these kinds of books, but I was interested in reading the horror scoops of all the signs. The introductions into the months were somehow very relatable to me. The holiday section was nice because sometimes we need to be reminded to be silly, restorative, and/or thoughtful to others. The monthly prompts were also nice and lighthearted as well as sometimes being very thought provoking. I particularly like the racoon one!
Do you like reading your horoscope? Do you like silly but relatable tidbits? Then this is the book for you! I enjoyed reading the horror scoop book! Usually, I just look at my own horoscope in these kinds of books, but I was interested in reading the horror scoops of all the signs. The introductions into the months were somehow very relatable to me. The holiday section was nice because sometimes we need to be reminded to be silly, restorative, and/or thoughtful to others. The monthly prompts were also nice and lighthearted as well as sometimes being very thought provoking. I particularly like the racoon one!
July 24, 2024
Sure, let's take a piss at the Zodiacs and how serious astrology can be when we all know it's not even a valid science. We'll do it by calling them babbly-gook names and scribbling doodles as we go. Let's go! I enjoyed bits of this book, especially that aim to not take life so seriously and to find enjoyment in the silliness. Sometimes the jokes and the sarcastic quips fell flat for me, and that's okay. Humor can be like that sometimes.
Since I didn't know Buchanan before this book, I celebrate her publishing success. Social influencers who can get traditionally published in any way continue to inspire and amaze me.
Since I didn't know Buchanan before this book, I celebrate her publishing success. Social influencers who can get traditionally published in any way continue to inspire and amaze me.
May 30, 2024
Thanks to NetGalley and the publisher for the eARC of this. 4/5 stars.
Okay, so, one, I didn't realize this was based off of an instagram account. whoops. Two, I definitely skim read a lot of the stuff that didn't have to deal with my own sign. It's fine. I mean, this is a funny read and would be perfect for those who either know the account OR enjoy weird humor. Or both. Also, this is not for kids because some of the drawing have errrrr some chest body parts.
Also...I think I might use some of the "journal" prompts with my students....LOL.
Okay, so, one, I didn't realize this was based off of an instagram account. whoops. Two, I definitely skim read a lot of the stuff that didn't have to deal with my own sign. It's fine. I mean, this is a funny read and would be perfect for those who either know the account OR enjoy weird humor. Or both. Also, this is not for kids because some of the drawing have errrrr some chest body parts.
Also...I think I might use some of the "journal" prompts with my students....LOL.
December 31, 2023
Maybe I just don’t understand the humor, but this felt like a stoner’s fever dream that somehow managed to get published. I just don’t understand the point of this… it is one of those books that will end up at urban outfitters and you might look at one thing in it and be like “lol” when you show your friend and then put it back because you’d never read it past the one paragraph you read in the store.
November 15, 2023
This book was so much fun! I love the ridiculous descriptions for each of the signs and the funny names that they were given. The artwork is just as amazing as you'd expect it to be in this book. Is it weird that it was pretty dead on for me as a Aquarkiflus. My friends and I were reading each of our signs and just laughing the whole time. HIGHLY recommend!
December 8, 2023
I probably just wasn't the audience for this, because I found it more silly than fun, and I usually love silly.
Astrology is silly anyway, and Ms Buchanan has created an entire new astrological system with a lot of details. It was more random than anything, to me.
Thanks to NetGalley for letting me read this
Astrology is silly anyway, and Ms Buchanan has created an entire new astrological system with a lot of details. It was more random than anything, to me.
Thanks to NetGalley for letting me read this
July 31, 2024
This book is the only true and vital astrological guide you will ever need. It's advice is deep and winding like a mole trying to recreate the entirety of Super Mario. It also very feel good and witty. Plus how can you not smile at the incredible and fun art. It's a must read whether you love or or don't love astrology.
March 26, 2025
2.75
i was so excited to read this bc it seemed different from other astrological books – and it was! but, not in the way i was expecting. it was a bit too unsrs for me & yes, i should've expected it considering the title but idk. maybe the humor just didn't resonate w me. it is millennial core. there's not much to say besides that. did i learn some things? maybe like 3 things.
i was so excited to read this bc it seemed different from other astrological books – and it was! but, not in the way i was expecting. it was a bit too unsrs for me & yes, i should've expected it considering the title but idk. maybe the humor just didn't resonate w me. it is millennial core. there's not much to say besides that. did i learn some things? maybe like 3 things.
January 30, 2024
This book had me cackling with laughter and admiring the illustrations at the same time! Something new and creative for astrology enthusiasts, and something witty and delightful for those who dislike astrology. It’s like nothing I’ve read before!
November 15, 2023
Hilarious and perfect, just like Horror Scoops.
June 25, 2024
it’s silly and definitely got some chuckles from me.
being the leo (narcissist) that i am, i found the most enjoyment reading the lemo sections 😃
being the leo (narcissist) that i am, i found the most enjoyment reading the lemo sections 😃
June 26, 2024
This book is so delightful, a combination of creative writing and a love letter to astrology.
July 3, 2024
Silly, giggly, funny horoscope read. The illustrations were whimsically cute. The book doesn’t take itself seriously and neither should the reader. Definitely a fun read.
January 6, 2024
This book was so much fun!
I hadn't heard of Horrorscoops before reading this so I had no knowledge of what they do on Instragram but the descriptions given for each sign were hilarious. Everything was so informative even when it was all presented as a joke. The writers knew what they were talking about with each sign and definitely gave their all in writing this book.
Thank you to Netgalley for providing me with an ARC.
I hadn't heard of Horrorscoops before reading this so I had no knowledge of what they do on Instragram but the descriptions given for each sign were hilarious. Everything was so informative even when it was all presented as a joke. The writers knew what they were talking about with each sign and definitely gave their all in writing this book.
Thank you to Netgalley for providing me with an ARC.
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