1/5
As someone who is Jewish I find it ironic that I'm finishing this during Chanukah and it turns out to be the worst Greek retelling I've ever read. My Jewish ancestors are probably laughing in their graves right now being like "See? Nothing good can come from those foul Hellenistic Greeks and their Seleucid Empire!" (Just jokes. Haha.)
I hate leaving bad reviews. I hate being mean about books I don't like. I hate being overly critical of someone's art. I do my best to try and find some positive in everything I read even though I might not like it or even hate it. That's why this book is only the third 1 star review I've ever given. I just can't find a single enjoyable thing about Herc. I tried. I really, really tried but Phoenicia Rogerson calling this a Hercules retelling when she can't even get her myth facts straight is just laughable. Adding on the extra insult of it being a "feminist and queer" retelling when I can absolutely assure you it's neither of those things. If Rogerson did think that then I assume she and I have two entirely different ideas of what those two words mean. Along with her far too modern dialect for a Greek retelling this book was just a disaster for me. So before I even start I want to apologise for the harshness of my review. This is not intended as any sort of hateful jab at the author or anyone else who has or might in the future enjoy this book. I'm just one random person on the internet with an opinion that's no more or less valuable that any one else. With that I'll just get to the point.
Firstly I'll start with that fact that Rogerson seems to not be a classics expert in any stretch of the word. So, she seems to take great liberties in her retelling. Which, is not a sin obviously as that's what retellings are for. However, normally they hold some symbols of truth and sticking with the basic story outline. She however did not do this. Anyone who comes into "Herc" with the idea that this is the actual story of Hercules in all its form just with a modern twist is sorely misinformed. Most hero's in Greek myth are a mix of a hero and a villain but she makes out Hercules to probably be the biggest buffoon I've ever had the displeasure of reading on page. She absolutely makes him a villain in every sense of the word and that would be a interesting concept if she actually stuck with that through her whole story. She seems to indicate that Hercules's madness that was brought about by Hera (which normally makes him a sympathetic character in normal myth) may or may not have actually been Hera at all. It's never fully stated. So, she jumps back and forth between how awful he is to "oh it wasn't his fault" to "actually he is bad" again and again and again depending on who's perspective we are getting. Realistically I see that's how people work but in the context of a novel and a retelling of a popular myth this is a disaster zone of confusion of the authors intentions. This along with making him heroic in one sentence and an absolute murderer with zero brain cells in the very next paragraph gave me whiplash as a reading experience.
She left me scratching my head multiple times at her timeline of Herc, the way she was attributing Hercules to certain stories that are normally attributed to someone else. She also seemed to not be able to get a minor few myth details right either. Here are a few examples:
* Hercs twins brother, Iphicles, has a son in this book named Pyrrhus. However, the only Pyrrhus (also called Neoptolemus) really well known in Greek myth was son of Achilles. Iphicles children with other wife (he had a few) were unknown and were later killed by herc at the same time he killed his wife. Couldn't come up with original names then? I guess?
* Rogerson also mentioned Apollo pulled the sun across the sky...it's not Apollo it's actually Helios that does that. I've only found a couple of sources that say Apollo did this. It's almost always credited to Helios. I think it was because Apollo was referenced as the sun g-d which is why a few sources say this. Maybe? However, as I said, Helios is almost always said to have done this. Maybe they were the same person at one point? I can't say. I still just think this was an odd choice to make. Why not go with the more popular option so people new to myths won't get confused if they look all this up themselves?
*Hercules is his Roman name. Heracles is is Greek name. Normally, this wouldn't be an issue. I can see this making sense as due to the Disney adaptation the name Hercules is way more popular and more people are likely to recognise it. However, in the book, he hates being called Heracles but Hercules is fine? All because of what Hera did? One is just his Greek name and the other his Roman name. It's not that deep. In my opinion, this is stupid to make an issue of his. Or some sort of character flaw. I get what she was trying to go for (Hera icky) but this just seems...silly.
These are just a few but I digress. There are many, many, weird inaccuracies or things she tried to shove in to fit some sort of agenda or word count. I don't really understand it. I'm assuming due to the absolutely insane amount of POV's we get in this book (if you hate multiple POVs this book is your worst nightmare) it's just hard to keep a story straight.
Now to the part that is what made me really dislike this book. False advertisement. Rogerson advertises this as some sort of "queer and feminist" retelling when it is very much the opposite. I admit, I did not get the book for this reason. Even though I am LGBT and a woman I absolutely do not care if a book has either of these things in them. I just like mythology. That's it. So, this isnt some sort of crusade I'm taking because I feel misrepresented. I just feel like the people who do care about these things should know a few things before jumping in.
The "queer" bit I can get out of the way really quickly. It's barely there at all and when it is it's always extremely toxic and someone dies. I'm trying to not get into spoilers here but he either gets all his male lovers killed or actually kills them. It's absolutely awful. These are just brief little flicks of his life and he just moves on to the next lover or adventure almost like nothing happened. He will feel guilty sure...but not for long. Also his first male lover is just...awful as well? Yeah I know he literally slaughtered and burned his whole family alive but I love him anyway. Oh well! That's how that character basically was. Absolutely awful.
The "feminist" bit is actually way worse and disgusting. Once again, I think Rogerson and I have different ideas of what feminism is. So, maybe that's why I didn't grasp what she was going for. All the women in this book are completely unlikeable other than Megara who was Hercules's first wife. They are all catty, bitchy, they dislike each other, they shame each other, they let the men walk all over them, and some of them actually like their abuse. The only women who don't act like this in the book are more stone cold or act like men. It's...weird. The men are actually portrayed a bit better but not by much. They come in two forms; the "I'm such a nice guy who's smart and not a macho hero" or "I'm a big dumb man hero with stupid big man muscles oogah boogah women are inferior." Like...okay? Feminism is supposed to be about equality between the sexes and showing the persecution that women have been plagued with for centuries. Not playing into toxic female stereotypes or man-hating. If you want a good example of an absolutely FANTASTIC feminist retelling please check out Madeline Miller's "Circe". It's brilliant. It shows the character flaws of both sexes (mortal and immortal), the struggles of women that are still relatable to women today, and a female characters journey of overcoming her station and situation. That's a feminist retelling. Not this. I'll leave you with a few examples before I move on:
*When we get to the perspective of Ariadne, who's mother notoriously was cursed by Poseidon to have physical relations with a bull and gave birth to the minotaur, she says and I quote "She said Poseidon made her do it. Fuck, even Dad said Poseidon made her do it, but it doesn't matter. She shouldn't have done it. She should have resisted, stayed my mum as well as my mother." Resisted? RESISTED?? Really??? From Poseidon? Who notoriously definitely never, ever does any sort of crimes against women ever? If she were real I'd ask Medusa how she felt about that sentence. Not only is it victim blaming it's also pitting women against women.
*The fifty and graffiti chapters were just disturbing and really wasn't necessary to add. Especially in the context of a retelling. I feel sick just remembering it. Sexual assault of fifty women and young girls and the author makes it into an absolute joke in the very next section after describing it. It's really disgraceful. Normally, it wouldn't bother me. This stuff happens in myth. However, once again, if you are advertising your book as a feminist retelling this isn't the way to do it. Are you joking about sexual assault? Trying to empower the fact that fifty women and young girls were forced to sleep with Hercules against their will? I'm so confused. Maybe I missed the point. I don't know.
*In a chapter with Hercs sister Laonome she mentions "You know nothing about politics until you organise tea for a crowd of women who can barely pretend they don't hate each other..." No other context about why these women might not like each other. Zero reasons. So, plays into the stereotype of women being catty toward each other that I mentioned earlier.
The last thing I'll mention is Rogersons choice of using exceptionally modern language and humour for the retelling. It was juvenile at best and flat out eye rolling at worst. This may be my personal bias as this is just not my taste in story telling but it was just bad. Below I'm going to list many phrases and words that were used in this story that made me sigh, eye roll, or just get frustrated with:
*Confusing bullshit
*Coolest
*Old shit hooves (referring to Chiron)
*Fingering (very immature tee hee funny word joke like we are all twelve)
*I'd fucked it
*Eejit (really? Ancient Greeks saying this?)
*Running a kingdom becomes irksome without snacks.
*Cuz (really? Couldn't just say cousin?)
*Fee fie foe fum
*Cheaty
*Manliest man to ever be a man
*A fuck-off (lion, boar, etc. I don't get it either.)
*Dear Augeaus, of the shittiest horses. (This whole section of letters back and forth had the humour of the lowest rated marvel film Disney loves to shove down our throats five times a year)
*Chickadees
*Fucked-up drunk
*Innit (I repeat...really? Ancient Greeks saying this?)
*S'up
*Bro
*Apollo (a literal ancient Greek g-d) says and I quote "Fucked if I know, gimme a sec."
*Xeny (a absolutely stupid nickname for the Oracle of Delphi Xenoclea by Hercules)
*The fucking bees knees
*Dude
*Hippy bullshit
*Out-fart
So yeah, needless to say I don't recommend this book at all. I almost DNF'd it so many times I can't even count but I just wanted to see if it got better and it didn't. I hope you all enjoy this much more than I did. Maybe I'm just a prude that doesn't know how to have fun. Who knows?