Steamy, yet Side-Splitting
Lilian Monroe continues her winning streak in the Hearts Cove Hotties series with her fourth installment, Dirty Little Midlife Disaster. Drifting from the Four Cups partners, it's the story of Candice's sister Katrina ("Trina") and motorcycle-riding, school-teaching Mac. Trina is newly divorced--so new that her cheating husband just signed the papers--and a girls' night with the Four Cups ladies turns into a makeout session with the bar owner's son...Mac. Later, her clunky car breaks down and who rides to the rescue? Yes, it's Mac. The elderly twins who run the local hotel host a pottery class, and the teacher is... you guessed it. He just keeps showing up in her life, always comes to the rescue, always looks too hot to be real, always looks at Trina like he thinks *she's* too hot to be real.
The are four problems with this situation: first, it's an overused rom-com plot device. Second, she's got baggage from her divorce and the bad marriage that preceded it. Third, he's being stalked by a former one-night stand who won't give up four years later. And fourth, he's her daughter's second grade teacher, creating a potential ethical breach. The first is the author's fault; the second and third are Trina's and Mac's for hooking up before engaging in enough small talk to learn that (1) he had a one-night stand with the parent of a student and never wants it to happen again, and (2) she has two kids with the man who cheated on her for years and is still conflicted about whether she did the right thing. Number four, the potential deal breaker, never crosses either of their minds. The fact that the first day of school is a big day for Mac never registers with Trina, and he doesn't check the ages of her kids. The first day of school is a double surprise!
The Four Cups ladies are used to great comic effect, from Simone's eyebrow raises to Candice's sisterly trash talk about Trina's ex. And her shamefaced confession of having had sex with her child's teacher yields not "How are you going to deal with it?" but "How was it?" Pick those battles, ladies!
The very quick dive into attraction and fantasy is a bit shocking, especially from the woman's perspective, but it's apparent in the chapters Mac narrates that the feeling--or sensation, to be precise--is mutual. There's a subplot about Trina being girl-powered into setting up a styling business with the help of the Four Cups partners, but that's simply intended to illustrate her growing independence. An art exhibit showdown between the man she threw out of her life and the man she desperately wants in it is not only funny, but cathartic for any woman who's been treated badly and hasn't dared to act on her revenge fantasies.
If not for the huge gap in communication (another standard rom-com complication) and the inevitable confrontation between the woman scorned and the woman Mac really wants, leaving Trina with (blessedly short-lived) shaken confidence in her gallant hero, Dirty Little Midlife Disaster would be a five-star winner. As it is, it's a fun, four-star, one-sitting read.