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Monster Crap: The Funny Halloween Monster Fart and Poop Book for Children Ages 8-12
Beware of this hysterical and stinky adventure in The Monster Crap!" In the silly little town where pumpkins glow, and Halloween parties come alive, a wild gathering of teenage monsters is in full swing. A full moon shines bright on this Halloween night as the monsters feast on too many treats.As the night progresses, trouble brews in their tummies. One by one, the monsters suffer from upset stomachs, wicked gas, and literal monster craps! Join the adventure! The story takes us on a wild ride of giggles and gasps, exploring the downside of overindulging in too many sweets.
From a teen vampire making a "graveyard dash" to Big Foot's "ity bity" surprise, and the werewolf's "furry" mishap, each iconic scary character faces its own monster crap with unique and smelly outcomes. Even the wicked witch and the mummy join the chaos with funny and unforgettable experiences.
• It motivates children to be mindful about eating responsibly.
• This humorous tale is an ideal group-reading book for any setting.
• An unforgettable gift for kids aged six and up who like to giggle and enjoy goofy stories.
The Monster Crap is an amusing and captivating story that will have children and adults laughing out loud while learning an important lesson about moderation. Complete with comical illustrations that bring the monsters and their mishaps to life. This book is a perfect addition to any Halloween-themed reading list. So, buckle up for a spooky, silly, and stinky ride, and discover how these teenage monsters navigate the consequences of too many sugary treats!
From a teen vampire making a "graveyard dash" to Big Foot's "ity bity" surprise, and the werewolf's "furry" mishap, each iconic scary character faces its own monster crap with unique and smelly outcomes. Even the wicked witch and the mummy join the chaos with funny and unforgettable experiences.
• It motivates children to be mindful about eating responsibly.
• This humorous tale is an ideal group-reading book for any setting.
• An unforgettable gift for kids aged six and up who like to giggle and enjoy goofy stories.
The Monster Crap is an amusing and captivating story that will have children and adults laughing out loud while learning an important lesson about moderation. Complete with comical illustrations that bring the monsters and their mishaps to life. This book is a perfect addition to any Halloween-themed reading list. So, buckle up for a spooky, silly, and stinky ride, and discover how these teenage monsters navigate the consequences of too many sugary treats!
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Published September 13, 2023
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June 23, 2024
My grandson was laughing so hard
My grandson is 6 years old, and this book tickled his funny bone. In a town where all the monsters live and there's a monster party every night, the little monsters learn that eating too much candy leads to monster crap.
My grandson was laughing so hard as I read to him in song to the toon of "Monster Mash". He loved it. All the monsters had monster crap and each one is as different as the monsters who had them. It was worth the read if only to see his reactions to the monster poops. And now he is singing the song too ... With one minor word change.
If you don't mind a little potty humor, you can have fun with this one. We will be getting this book out every Halloween.
My grandson is 6 years old, and this book tickled his funny bone. In a town where all the monsters live and there's a monster party every night, the little monsters learn that eating too much candy leads to monster crap.
My grandson was laughing so hard as I read to him in song to the toon of "Monster Mash". He loved it. All the monsters had monster crap and each one is as different as the monsters who had them. It was worth the read if only to see his reactions to the monster poops. And now he is singing the song too ... With one minor word change.
If you don't mind a little potty humor, you can have fun with this one. We will be getting this book out every Halloween.
June 4, 2024
Elementary aged boys will love this book
“Monster Crap” was a funny book for elementary-middle school aged kids. My young boy definitely thought this was hilarious as talking about fart and poop is hilarious to him at that age. I like that it is themed for Halloween as well, as that is a favorite holiday in our home.
“Monster Crap” was a funny book for elementary-middle school aged kids. My young boy definitely thought this was hilarious as talking about fart and poop is hilarious to him at that age. I like that it is themed for Halloween as well, as that is a favorite holiday in our home.
July 20, 2024
Great for Pre Halloween trick or treating
“Monster Crap” is pretty funny. A warning for all children to avoid eating too much Halloween candy. And the consequences are laid out in some hilarious illustrations. Let’s face it, most children think bodily functions are funny. Recommended for the great pre Halloween festivities.
“Monster Crap” is pretty funny. A warning for all children to avoid eating too much Halloween candy. And the consequences are laid out in some hilarious illustrations. Let’s face it, most children think bodily functions are funny. Recommended for the great pre Halloween festivities.
September 20, 2023
A story and a lesson
Cute and the kids loved it. An adult mind would be on th fence with it but rewdinfnshows that the audience whom it was intended for embraces it and that is what matters in this story.
Cute and the kids loved it. An adult mind would be on th fence with it but rewdinfnshows that the audience whom it was intended for embraces it and that is what matters in this story.
September 22, 2023
This is a winner
Amazing unique artwork. Edgy concept, but illustrating an important lesson. You'll be singing a certain song in your head the whole way through. Bonuses at the end are such an amazing value, never seen anything like it.
Amazing unique artwork. Edgy concept, but illustrating an important lesson. You'll be singing a certain song in your head the whole way through. Bonuses at the end are such an amazing value, never seen anything like it.
September 22, 2023
This is so funny
The rhymes are the kind you can sing along to in the bear of monster mash! Funny idea with a moral of not to overindulgence in candy at haloween! Kids love farts and poop... so they'll love this
The rhymes are the kind you can sing along to in the bear of monster mash! Funny idea with a moral of not to overindulgence in candy at haloween! Kids love farts and poop... so they'll love this
September 26, 2023
funny
I would’ve given this a four but my daughter found it hilarious. She’s ten so that tells you the age this book will appeal to. It’s repetitive also but again, since she enjoyed it I have to assume she’s more the demo for this one.
I would’ve given this a four but my daughter found it hilarious. She’s ten so that tells you the age this book will appeal to. It’s repetitive also but again, since she enjoyed it I have to assume she’s more the demo for this one.
September 29, 2023
This book was interesting to say the least but had a great moral. When all the monsters spend Halloween eating tons of candy they get upset tummies and have to poop.
I'll definitely read this to my daughter again.
I'll definitely read this to my daughter again.
September 29, 2023
Too funny
I saw this book and knew my girls and husband would get a kick out of it. Then, to top it off, it's a book that follows the same neat as the song Monster Mash. Well written, very funny, and the illustrations are a crack up. We enjoyed it.
I saw this book and knew my girls and husband would get a kick out of it. Then, to top it off, it's a book that follows the same neat as the song Monster Mash. Well written, very funny, and the illustrations are a crack up. We enjoyed it.
October 24, 2024
For poo story lovers
This book will appeal to the kids who enjoy poo and fart stories. It is about a Halloween party where the visitors are Halloween characters - zombie, Frankenstein , zombie etc. Unfortunately they all get a stomach upset. Great illustrations and imaginative.
This book will appeal to the kids who enjoy poo and fart stories. It is about a Halloween party where the visitors are Halloween characters - zombie, Frankenstein , zombie etc. Unfortunately they all get a stomach upset. Great illustrations and imaginative.
September 29, 2023
very funny.
I read this book with my son and he love it . We had so many funny together. Great job!
I read this book with my son and he love it . We had so many funny together. Great job!
October 7, 2023
Laugh Out Loud
My 5-yr-old grandson laughed and laughed. This is a great story for Halloween, especially for little boys who enjoy humor about bodily functions.
My 5-yr-old grandson laughed and laughed. This is a great story for Halloween, especially for little boys who enjoy humor about bodily functions.
April 8, 2024
A cute story kids will like
My older boys laughed throughout the book. It’s a funny book great for Halloween, I especially enjoyed the message about sugar.
My older boys laughed throughout the book. It’s a funny book great for Halloween, I especially enjoyed the message about sugar.
October 22, 2023
Funny as anything and made my sister laugh
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