Well, it looks like I’ll be the first review. I’m honored. I’ve been reading a lot of so so books lately, but this got me out of that funk. Brian Berry is a stand-up dude. Always dependable for a good horror story. And he’s the first author I’ve ever seen give himself a plug in his own book. Brilliant! This was just a really fun, silly creature feature, focused on interplanetary beings that use washing machines to eat humans and replicate them. If that doesn’t make you want to read it, then God have mercy on your soul. Because these unholy, killer machines won’t. Tons of gore and a pretty decent body count. Dennis was a fun lead, and each character, even the victims, had a surprising level of backstory. Now I’ve given Mr Berry a lot of goldmine level ideas for future books. Since this ended on a bit of an open note, I’d like to recommend a sequel focused on Mr Toilet Man from the movie Look Who’s Talking. Scared the living hell out of me when I was little, but the story would write itself. And if that doesn’t tickle your fancy, perhaps we explore the home planet of Killer Klowns as they try to domesticate Critters. Again, story could be a game-changer. He publishes like two books a month at this point, so there’s no excuses. Let’s have it! Bravo, Brian…brav-frickin-o!