Listening to the dramatized version is the only way to consume this story because honestly, outside of those pretty background songs and some breathing (a lot of breathing) there's not much to this story.
And I need give props to the narrators who worked with very, very little to make something palatable. I actually liked both voices and the various accents.
The writing and world-building is where it all falls apart.
It's clear there were some scenes the authors really wanted to write and everything else was an afterthought. You know how I know? Because despite this being a very short book, the authors completely forget parts of the world they themselves built.
The thing that attracted me to the book was the televised competition aspect: the protagonist, a fae, gets swept up in a competition to see who can bag the fae king and bring prosperity to the land, all this while being filmed for the whole world to see.
Unfortunately after the first trial (which was, let's not mince words, very stupid) the cameraman and tv troupe completely disappear. Where did they go? Why aren't they chiming in the last part of the story? Why is there no impact whatsoever on the story by them being there?
Also, and this drove me insane, it is said that at Beltane the fae don't make love. They fuck. Hard.
Quoting Christian Gray was the first mistake. Making ME quote Christian Gray was the second.
The third, the serious one, is that we are told this and the next page we are thrown into 1800s England where the female faes have a virtue to protect, but they also are blood-thirsty creatures and swear and are sexually forward, not at all like the protagonist who is violent and says fuck all the time and is sexually forward...
Pick a lane!!!!
Stick with your world-building!!!
The romance was bland. The characters insipid. The secondary characters were there for no reason at all.
There was a tiktok thirst trap mention.
The ending was stupid.
I have so much more to say but I give up.
It's not a one star because the writing was competent enough to not make me dnf it and for the narrators who gave it their all.