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Love Lactation
Henry has an obsession with boobs, but more than the breasts themselves, he loves to suckle on tasty teats, gorging himself with mammary milk, udder unction, and tit tonic. Yes, he loves lactation, like all good boys do.
And like all good boys, the day comes when he misses his old Mum, so he sets off on a journey across the country to visit her. However, along the way, a series of mishaps threaten to keep him from the magical knocker nectar he craves.
Unreliable buses, dirty fucking hippies, bad driving, and Black Lace’s atrocious 1980s Christmas party anthem Agadoo, all threaten to keep him off the nipple.
Will Henry get home and be nursed by mummy, or will he lose his mind in the chaos and carnage life throws at him?
And like all good boys, the day comes when he misses his old Mum, so he sets off on a journey across the country to visit her. However, along the way, a series of mishaps threaten to keep him from the magical knocker nectar he craves.
Unreliable buses, dirty fucking hippies, bad driving, and Black Lace’s atrocious 1980s Christmas party anthem Agadoo, all threaten to keep him off the nipple.
Will Henry get home and be nursed by mummy, or will he lose his mind in the chaos and carnage life throws at him?
27 pages, ebook
Published October 22, 2023
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October 24, 2023
I love Lindsay’s stories, and when she sent me an ARC of her new book “Love Lactation”, I couldn’t wait to get stuck in.
Henry has a fetish…he loves to latch onto a pregnant woman’s nipple and be fed like a baby.
On his way to see his mother, with whom he has a “special” relationship, he manages to fulfill his desire, amidst a few mishaps on the way.
This is a short read but is full of schoolboy giggles and some of the literary expressions (s’cuse the pun!), that Lindsay refers to are absolutely hilarious 🤣
Loved it!!
5 🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼
Available now via godless.com
Henry has a fetish…he loves to latch onto a pregnant woman’s nipple and be fed like a baby.
On his way to see his mother, with whom he has a “special” relationship, he manages to fulfill his desire, amidst a few mishaps on the way.
This is a short read but is full of schoolboy giggles and some of the literary expressions (s’cuse the pun!), that Lindsay refers to are absolutely hilarious 🤣
Loved it!!
5 🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼
Available now via godless.com
October 26, 2023
LOVE LACTATION by Lindsay Crook is funny. It made me laugh and disgusted me. This is definitely not for the easily offended. 🤱🏻🤱🏻🤱🏻🤱🏻🤱🏻
May 23, 2024
Okay, this is my first work by Lindsay Crook, but definitely not last. This short story was gross, hilarious, absolutely Freudian and very entertaining. Fun! Recommend!
October 22, 2023
First of all….YAY for the return of Lindsay Crook!! I love her short, sharp, depraved and fucked up stories! This is most definitely on the grosser, more fucked up end of the Crook Scale, and Im here for it! 😁
Henry loves his Mumma so much that he's off for a long overdue visit. His journey there however is neither simple, nor without its trials, tribulations and….titties!!
On the coach trip there, he has to sit next to a woman with a very young baby, much to his initial dismay, until the baby is placated by his mothers milk, as this serves to satisfy Henry too and he soon drifts off to sleep. And then the coach breaks down and he is stranded in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of the night.
Left to carry on his travels alone, Henry is soon picked up by a couple of hippy types in a camper van, and he notices the woman is very heavily pregnant. The three soon get acquainted and the love begins to flow freely, and then he's abandoned once again, until he wakes up in hospital, in a room next door to the maternity ward of all places….
Finally, after more milky obstacles, he reaches his mother and together they can relax and enjoy each other's company. Maybe even share a glass of milk!? 🤢😂
Gross, hilarious, sick, twisted fun! Fetish horror, is that a thing?, it seems to be Lindsay's thing these days, is something I didn't know I needed in my life 😉
Henry loves his Mumma so much that he's off for a long overdue visit. His journey there however is neither simple, nor without its trials, tribulations and….titties!!
On the coach trip there, he has to sit next to a woman with a very young baby, much to his initial dismay, until the baby is placated by his mothers milk, as this serves to satisfy Henry too and he soon drifts off to sleep. And then the coach breaks down and he is stranded in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of the night.
Left to carry on his travels alone, Henry is soon picked up by a couple of hippy types in a camper van, and he notices the woman is very heavily pregnant. The three soon get acquainted and the love begins to flow freely, and then he's abandoned once again, until he wakes up in hospital, in a room next door to the maternity ward of all places….
Finally, after more milky obstacles, he reaches his mother and together they can relax and enjoy each other's company. Maybe even share a glass of milk!? 🤢😂
Gross, hilarious, sick, twisted fun! Fetish horror, is that a thing?, it seems to be Lindsay's thing these days, is something I didn't know I needed in my life 😉
November 2, 2023
I saw this short story advertise in a Facebook group and thought that I'd give it a shot due to the strange premise.
I've definitely never read anything like this before - not only was it weird as fuck, it was incredibly hilarious and gave the reader a sense of adventure in such a short span of pages.
It felt like an American Pie movie with a horror twist. I will definitely be checking out other work by the author.
Available now via godless.com
I've definitely never read anything like this before - not only was it weird as fuck, it was incredibly hilarious and gave the reader a sense of adventure in such a short span of pages.
It felt like an American Pie movie with a horror twist. I will definitely be checking out other work by the author.
Available now via godless.com
November 10, 2023
Very funny story about a guy who is obsessed with drinking breast milk, especially straight from the tit. He not only enjoys the milk, but gets so turned on and masturbates to breasts and breast milk. Even watching a woman breast feed her child, gets him so turned on he rubs himself through his pants.
It is a short funny story. Several scenes with how he gets his milk on, and has orgasmic relief. He cums multiple times.
I enjoyed this so much, I am going to look for other Lindsay Crook stories on GodLess.
It is a short funny story. Several scenes with how he gets his milk on, and has orgasmic relief. He cums multiple times.
I enjoyed this so much, I am going to look for other Lindsay Crook stories on GodLess.
November 17, 2023
I will never hear Agadoo the same way again, Henry has ruined it for me. I mean there's the unhealthy relationship with his mum, the random assault on the sleeping woman on the coach. Then he gets in a van with Blue and his heavily pregnant missus, engaging in some questionable behaviour already. It makes sense he is going to keep making horrible decisions. All in the hot pursuit of sexual gratification and to relive the moment of joy from sucking on a tittie. I won't lie, it gets more cringeworthy from there, at least I didn't gag with this one. But still, some pretty perverted and damn right dark things occur. It will make your stomach turn anytime there is a nip slip or boob pops out in the future.
January 4, 2024
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April 19, 2024
This was actually interesting to read. I feel like this is actually a popular fetish and if more men knew about this book, they would drink it up. 😏
May 24, 2024
My first story by Lindsay Crook and it was a hilarious and fun ride!
It's a short story but I loved every bit of it. It was gross and funny at the same time but that just means it was a great read!
4/5
It's a short story but I loved every bit of it. It was gross and funny at the same time but that just means it was a great read!
4/5
June 15, 2025
This is a classic case of "Wtf did I just read" 🤣
May 29, 2025
ok. whelp. that's a thing i read, lol.
June 3, 2025
Henry has a bit of an unusual obsession with breastfeeding.
Apparently, his mom used to nurse him, and now all he can think about is breast milk.
So, he hops on a bus to visit her but the bus breaks down. And that’s when his wild adventure really starts.
He manages to hitch a ride with a hippie couple. Lucky for him, the woman is pregnant and he gets to taste breast milk again.
What follows is absolutely insane, disgusting, graphic, and seriously gory.
And to top it all off? The ending is downright weird.
Love Lactation is only 27 pages and I might go dairy free from now on.
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Apparently, his mom used to nurse him, and now all he can think about is breast milk.
So, he hops on a bus to visit her but the bus breaks down. And that’s when his wild adventure really starts.
He manages to hitch a ride with a hippie couple. Lucky for him, the woman is pregnant and he gets to taste breast milk again.
What follows is absolutely insane, disgusting, graphic, and seriously gory.
And to top it all off? The ending is downright weird.
Love Lactation is only 27 pages and I might go dairy free from now on.
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May 23, 2024
Lindsay Crook wrote Love Lactation, a whopping 27 unapologetic cringe-worthy pages long. I was scrolling through Godless, and this book caught my eye. I was just talking to someone about this fetish, so I had to buy it. I have not read anything from Lindsay Crook before, but I look forward to it in the future!
Henry has an appetite that only a mother’s milk can remedy. Not just any mom, but HIS mom. So off goes Henry to visit dear ol mom in a nursing home, but a few mishaps along the way leave him stranded. That doesn’t stop Henry, though, or his craving! With a couple of encounters along the way, Henry at last finds happiness latched on to Mom’s udder.
This short read is packed full of cringe-worthy moments, and I was here for every single one of them. I gagged, giggled, and tried not to visualize along the way. The book was shocking, to say the least. Thank you, Lindsay!
Henry has an appetite that only a mother’s milk can remedy. Not just any mom, but HIS mom. So off goes Henry to visit dear ol mom in a nursing home, but a few mishaps along the way leave him stranded. That doesn’t stop Henry, though, or his craving! With a couple of encounters along the way, Henry at last finds happiness latched on to Mom’s udder.
This short read is packed full of cringe-worthy moments, and I was here for every single one of them. I gagged, giggled, and tried not to visualize along the way. The book was shocking, to say the least. Thank you, Lindsay!
October 7, 2023
Coming to Godless 10/22!
Love Lactation by
Lindsay Crook
Henry loves milk. He really, really loves milk. I should clarify, though: he REALLY loves breast milk. Especially his mother's breast milk. Tired of just relying on his memories to get his jollies, he decides he must go see her. It's a long trip, but the thought of his mother's boob juice is all the incentive he needs. So begins his journey to Pine Peaks Retirement Home. What a journey it is!
Lindsay once again delivers a fantastic tale filled with crazy situations. Hilarious, uncomfortable, and weird, it's a fantastic read. There was never a dull moment. Be sure to listen to the song Agadoo while reading. You will thank me later.
5 severed fingers out of 5
Big thank you to Lindsay for the ARC of this title!
Love Lactation by
Lindsay Crook
Henry loves milk. He really, really loves milk. I should clarify, though: he REALLY loves breast milk. Especially his mother's breast milk. Tired of just relying on his memories to get his jollies, he decides he must go see her. It's a long trip, but the thought of his mother's boob juice is all the incentive he needs. So begins his journey to Pine Peaks Retirement Home. What a journey it is!
Lindsay once again delivers a fantastic tale filled with crazy situations. Hilarious, uncomfortable, and weird, it's a fantastic read. There was never a dull moment. Be sure to listen to the song Agadoo while reading. You will thank me later.
5 severed fingers out of 5
Big thank you to Lindsay for the ARC of this title!
October 23, 2023
I was wondering why all my breastfeeding memories are repressed. A hilarious and dark tale about big creamy titties, milk, handjobs, incest, hippies, ninja tit feeding, long expired milk, and one man's quest for his titty themed nirvana.
August 22, 2025
Absurd, disgusting, puerile...I loved every drop!
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