Best part, this mildly funny joke: "A man tells his doctor he's suicidal, and the doctor says... GOOD NEWS! You have a tumor! BAD NEWS! It's totally curable! GOOD NEWS! I'm a terrible surgeon!"
In poor taste, I know, but the only chuckle or any sort of entertainment I got from this issue. Was the Ventriloquist a chick? I really don't think so..