My Vagina Smells Like Sulfur: Extreme Horror

by Sea Caummisar

Title: My Vagina Smells Like Sulfur:
Description... The dark web has convinced people that the secret to a happy afterlife isn't how you lived and whether you lived by the holy word. The secret to the afterlife is how you die. The more creative the death, (preferably suicide) the better your life is in the afterlife. All you have to do is record your death.... One Divinity Counselor claims that they can prove how great life is after death, complete with video of the dead person living their best life after death.

Genres: Horror, Splatterpunk, Fiction, Novella

100 pages, Kindle Edition

Published January 1, 2023

About the author

Enter the dark mind of Sea Caummisar.
Sea Caummisar is a horror author specializing in extreme horror and splatterpunk. Titles include the Deadly Reality TV Series, Verdict Realty, Games and many more. When she is not writing, she is usually busy reading. If you want to keep up with what she is reading or writing you can follow her on Goodreads. She loves hearing from her readers on Facebook and Twitter.

Reviews

[Lauren · Rating 1 out of 5]

I had to DNF at “vajayjay” 😭

[Carol Cooper · Rating 1 out of 5]

Thanks, I hate it.

[your morbid obsession Minerva🖤 · Rating 4 out of 5]

3,5 ⭐️

This is a great read, full of evil people, torture and fun:) although I found some moments to be a bit cringe 😬

[Taylor Cullen · Rating 1 out of 5]

I thought the title was funny 😵‍💫

turns out I would not laugh even once 😵‍💫

not only horrendously disgusting but also just… bad? like elementary writing that wasn’t edited? vajayjay?

0 stars tbh.

[Diane · Rating 4 out of 5]

Holy Vajayjay...what the bloody hell did I just read?
An incredibly good and very dark story.
My lady bits ached and were clenched very tight throughout most of this disgusting book.
Sea Caummisar certainly knows how to write a storyline that's shocks.😱
I could almost smell some of those infected orifices and parts at times.😳
Well written and kept me guessing until the end.
4 big ⭐⭐⭐⭐

[Corrina Morse · Rating 4 out of 5]

Right from the start my very first thoughts on this story were, W.T.F?! I've read a lot of extreme, splatterpunk and just downright nastiness, I've even read a couple of Sea’s books before, but still, WTF?! 😂 This had my bits throbbing for all the wrong reasons!! A definite ‘vagina clencher!’

Midnite is performing a delicate operation, in a delicate place, on an unsuspecting patient, with brutally horrific consequences….

She makes snuff movies with a difference, she promises people that have had enough of life, the path to her divine rights, to a happy afterlife, only what she asks in return is for the most innovative and brutal suicides..

Her videos go beyond the dark web ‘norm’, and her ambition is to be the best at being the worst! But her viewer numbers are dropping, along with her ratings and she needs to come up with something pretty unique and special to keep her boss happy, and her dream alive, whilst also inflicting the worst of nightmares on her viewers! But she's not the smartest and her little project backfires on her, and everyone around her!

Revenge eventually gets dished out from the most unexpected of places, and the cameraman learns his own lesson in how he's actually the biggest pain in the ass!

Brutal, barbaric, merciless, dark, very dark, and utterly nauseating! This story is full of twists and turns, and so many fluids….

[Bookaholic__Reviews · Rating 4 out of 5]

Well, that was a wild and raunchy ride.

Let me just gather my thoughts...be back soon!

[Kayla Clark · Rating 2 out of 5]

Gifted this book by someone who couldn’t read it herself, but she had to know…I told her I have no words 😵

[Stefanie Duncan · Rating 5 out of 5]

I've read many books by SC and every one is just so unique. This one is no exception.

Great story about the dark web and about the people that create the videos for it. This is a very extreme book so I just want to throw that out there. Loved the afterword. I highly recommend this one for the extreme audience.

[Erica Hart · Rating 3 out of 5]

This was full of gore and gross stuff from beginning to end. It was ok. But lately all the extreme horror books I have read are similar. I think I want more backstory and insight into why characters do things not just relentless foulness.
I will give it that, it did have creative methods of torture.

[Amanda Noel · Rating 5 out of 5]

I loved how brutal this book was, but at the same time the characters made me laugh. A great little revenge story.

[Zara Harper · Rating 4 out of 5]

I do love a bit of extreme horror, like a palate cleanser for the brain! This was grim and nasty and cringey, but all in the best ways that extreme horror provides. There are times that I do wish my imagination wasn’t quite so vivid because I could almost smell certain parts of this book! It was good disgusting fun.

[Alex · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was my first book by Sea Caummisar and I was begging for more!

Obviously, if you've read my reviews before, you know I love dark web stories, this one was no different.

Full of gore and torture and introduced me into the great mind that is Sea!

4/5

[yasmin ⟡ ݁₊ ⋆˚⊹ · Rating 1 out of 5]

stupid is an understatement. it seriously felt like a demented child wrote this. so badly written and awfully scattered. i wish i didn’t waste my time seeing what the hype was about this book. i love horror and a bit of splatterpunk but this was just tragic.

[Erin Viveiros-Firth · Rating 1 out of 5]

Poorly written gore porn. I’m an extreme horror fan but this was just foul for the sake of being foul. Weak plot, weak characters.

[Yvonne (the putrid Shelf) · Rating 4 out of 5]

Can I please be like Sea when I grow up? Please

[sunny ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ · Rating 4 out of 5]

this was so fucked up for being an extreme horror it was good but MY FUCKING GOD

[Final✘Girl✘Magick · Rating 3 out of 5]

I read a lot of extreme horror and splatterpunk. Not much really gets to me. But there is one thing that gets me every single time like no other and that is genital torture. Specifically on a female. Lord have mercy. I had to take many breaks reading this one. I would literally feel light headed reading this at parts and have to put the book down. Why didn't I just quit? Bc momma didn't raise no bitch. 💪 😂 Sea Caummisar is one of the few authors where I always want to read her books but I'm scared. And I know I will be traumatized. But I fully support her and her work!

[Chlo Bolton 🍃 · Rating 2 out of 5]

Well that was just as fucked up as I thought it would be 😂😂

[kayla · Rating 3 out of 5]

you know what, it’s my fault for having eyes

[Asia-Jorden · Rating 1 out of 5]

I put myself through this so that you don't have to.

One star. Would not recommend. Don't do it to yourself.

I feel like a changed woman after reading this (and not in a good way). Its only saving grace is that it's mercifully short but honestly, even at 100 pages, it's about 99 and a half pages too many.

[Mrsgmamma · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book is full of gore, torture, and so much more nastiness. People are believing from the dark web that if you commit suicide that your afterlife will be amazing. If you can’t stomach blood, guts, torture, vulgar language, and all that good stuff, this is not the book for you. I enjoyed the hell out of this sick and twisted book.

[Megan · Rating 1 out of 5]

Do not recommend

The writing in this was like a child wrote it. This book is very vulgar and disturbing and calling it the “vajayjay” was probably not the best of words. I was almost sick to my stomach reading this as well.

[Leslie Kurt · Rating 5 out of 5]

Well, this was a treat. More gory and cringy fun brought to you by Sea Caummisar. The book involves all of your senses (even smell), and it’s pretty gross, while exploring a fictional dark web, involving rocks, sutures, crushed light bulbs, and blowtorches. I enjoy books like this because they are such a great escape from the day-to-day world. I also love the reference to the Deadly Reality TV Series, which was one of my favorites. Elizabeth Stockton was a “new-to-me” voice for extreme horror narration and did a great job with all the voices. Her pace and cadence were perfect. This is a story that’ll keep your attention while making you cringe. You’ll find yourself with your legs crossed tightly and your jaw clenched while reading.

[Sophie Salter · Rating 3 out of 5]

** Rounded up to 3.5 **

I've been in a reading slump for a while and, let me tell you, there's nothing quite like an extreme horror to get me back into full swing!

I actually really enjoyed this short shock of a book. It's rare for me to read something that makes me cross my legs and wince but this definitely did that.

Will be looking at more Sea Caummisar books in the future.

[Alex*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ · Rating 3 out of 5]

Pretty good! I don't really like how the main character was seen as some kind of actual genius or femme fatale at the beginning but then is shown to be some mega ditzy bimbo by the end? I probably would've given it at least a 4 four if it weren't for that. Otherwise there was a pretty good plot and I will be haunted by the disgusting moments for a short while now. Nobody let me tell you about this book, seriously just save yourself haha

[Jay (Taylor’s Version) · Rating 1 out of 5]

This was the dumbest thing I’ve ever read.

[chelsea]

EW EW EW LITERALLY HATED THIS thank you

[Sophie · Rating 5 out of 5]

So I was given this arc to review and I have done so,

Holy what the God damn did I just read!! This one was super brutal and dark and messed up but also really quite funny at points, the madam character had me in stitches at a few points with how clueless she could be!! I really, really enjoyed this book and would very much recommend for anybody thats into the darker side of horror. I am totally sold on this author and am going to read more of her work.

[Zuzihut · Rating 4 out of 5]

I commend the author for letting her imagination going wild.

I read various splatter punk, and this wasn’t too bad. I liked the plot, and the way the FMC just took everything on the chin. Her character was perfect for the role she played.

I just wished it had more of a character development, as much as splatter punk can get.

It was gruesome, and the filth just kept me going.
Engaging enough to finish the 100 pages.

For me this was a pallet cleanser.