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Cocksucker 2: The Hunt for N'udered Bob
Big Sugars toxic fertilizer has caused an outbreak in the cane fields. Vicious mutant iguanas have taken over the farm and spread across the state in a murderous migration. Without his appendage, Curious Ol’ Bob’s lost both his curiosity and his will to fend off the evil reptile swarm. It’s up to Clive and Cooter to get it back. Only then will they have a chance to set balance back to the glades.
Sometimes ya can’t choose your friends, but ugly is loyal till the end.
Sometimes ya can’t choose your friends, but ugly is loyal till the end.
155 pages, Paperback
Published October 5, 2023
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About the author
Lucas Milliron
29 books51 followers Someone once told me there’s an old Buddhist curse of an interesting life. My family and I have been both cursed, and blessed.
My family has survived health disasters, homelessness, financial destitution, and family abandonment worthy of any day time soap drama.
Yet throughout I have learned that the most important thing of all is to never give up, and never stop loving the ones closest to my heart. My family.
I’m a born and raised native Florida, oldest of three siblings to a loving mother and father. I’m a writer of dark fiction, fantasy, horror, comedy, and music.
I am an artist of words, scribing thought and emotion in the forms and styles that come most natural.
Currently residing in South Florida.
My family has survived health disasters, homelessness, financial destitution, and family abandonment worthy of any day time soap drama.
Yet throughout I have learned that the most important thing of all is to never give up, and never stop loving the ones closest to my heart. My family.
I’m a born and raised native Florida, oldest of three siblings to a loving mother and father. I’m a writer of dark fiction, fantasy, horror, comedy, and music.
I am an artist of words, scribing thought and emotion in the forms and styles that come most natural.
Currently residing in South Florida.
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November 26, 2023
Cooter rides again!
Another fun frolic with Cooter and Clive as they search for Bob to restore him to his former glory. This is everything offensive you could think of all packed into one book and I loved it. Raunchy, disgusting, horrific and humorous.
Milliron likes to flex his writing muscles to give us tastes of different horror subgenres and each time he delivers a fantastic story.
Another fun frolic with Cooter and Clive as they search for Bob to restore him to his former glory. This is everything offensive you could think of all packed into one book and I loved it. Raunchy, disgusting, horrific and humorous.
Milliron likes to flex his writing muscles to give us tastes of different horror subgenres and each time he delivers a fantastic story.
October 24, 2023
What do you get when you mash up corporate greed, mutated iguanas, inbreds, and a race to reunite Bigfoot with his most prized appendage in Florida? Lucas Milliron’s continuation of the story of Curious ‘Ol Bob that’s what.
We’re back in the Glades and things are more screwed up than ever. Mutated by chemicals from Big Sugar’s new fertilizer, massive iguanas are running amok and the only thing that can put things right is Curious ‘Ol Bob. But without his massive dong, he’s half the cryptid he used to be. So Clive and Grandpa Balls are on a quest to find our favorite Florida Sasquatch and give him back his manhood (er… squatchhood).
Full of violence, depravity, bodily fluids, balls to the wall action, and of course lots of lovin’. If you liked Cocksucker, you’re sure to enjoy Cocksucker 2.
We’re back in the Glades and things are more screwed up than ever. Mutated by chemicals from Big Sugar’s new fertilizer, massive iguanas are running amok and the only thing that can put things right is Curious ‘Ol Bob. But without his massive dong, he’s half the cryptid he used to be. So Clive and Grandpa Balls are on a quest to find our favorite Florida Sasquatch and give him back his manhood (er… squatchhood).
Full of violence, depravity, bodily fluids, balls to the wall action, and of course lots of lovin’. If you liked Cocksucker, you’re sure to enjoy Cocksucker 2.
November 20, 2023
I had a good time reading the first book in this series and hoped to like this one too. I did not.
I never want to bash a book or author and I try to find something good in every story I read, but all I can say is this one is not for me.
I never want to bash a book or author and I try to find something good in every story I read, but all I can say is this one is not for me.
January 15, 2024
COCKSUCKER 2: THE HUNT FOR N’UDERED BOB by Lucas Milliron
Remember the first few paragraphs of Cocksucker? Well, this one has old people sex right out the gate and I mean grappppphic old people sex and if you know anything about me, old people are gross.
COCKSUCKER 2 begins with *shivers* old people sex and the realization that something isn’t quite right with the iguanas. Then we find out there are other creatures that are growing a bit too big for their britches — cockroaches the size of dogs and frogs the size of bears to start. Where is Bob? And more importantly where is his missing penis?!
Milliron’s best work to date shows us a hilarious but scary side of environmental/eco horror. Imagine taking the predator out of the environment and then everyone becomes the prey and let me tell you, it’s not pretty. With a colorful and extremely thorough world building, we learn that sometimes to fix your mistake, you must lose it all… and get worn as a human condom on a Bigfoot. Maybe. That’s just an idea.
Old characters come back: Grandpa Balls, Clive, and Pepe or PeePee if you are Clive with such rich and hilarious new characters but sadly, no one is safe from the disaster that has begun.
If you are looking for something you definitely do not read everyday, look no further. Blood soaked, nudist-y, ball slapping fun awaits you in this novel.
An ABSOLUTE RECOMMEND at 5/5. Available on Amazon (and KU) from Evil Cookie Publishing.
Remember the first few paragraphs of Cocksucker? Well, this one has old people sex right out the gate and I mean grappppphic old people sex and if you know anything about me, old people are gross.
COCKSUCKER 2 begins with *shivers* old people sex and the realization that something isn’t quite right with the iguanas. Then we find out there are other creatures that are growing a bit too big for their britches — cockroaches the size of dogs and frogs the size of bears to start. Where is Bob? And more importantly where is his missing penis?!
Milliron’s best work to date shows us a hilarious but scary side of environmental/eco horror. Imagine taking the predator out of the environment and then everyone becomes the prey and let me tell you, it’s not pretty. With a colorful and extremely thorough world building, we learn that sometimes to fix your mistake, you must lose it all… and get worn as a human condom on a Bigfoot. Maybe. That’s just an idea.
Old characters come back: Grandpa Balls, Clive, and Pepe or PeePee if you are Clive with such rich and hilarious new characters but sadly, no one is safe from the disaster that has begun.
If you are looking for something you definitely do not read everyday, look no further. Blood soaked, nudist-y, ball slapping fun awaits you in this novel.
An ABSOLUTE RECOMMEND at 5/5. Available on Amazon (and KU) from Evil Cookie Publishing.
October 26, 2023
This may not be for everyone, that being said...it's a high octane joyride of pure chaos. An absolute blast. Think taking acid and watching giant animals battle it out sounds fun then yeah check it out.
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