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238 pages, Paperback
First published September 24, 2024


"On my walk from the gym's warm water therapy pool—or locally, the ar-thur-eye-tis pool—I looted the ginkgo again. It was high autumn, and ginkgo leaves were shifting from green to gold. This time I knew better than to pocket the fallen fruit or drop it into my purse. This time I held a few in my flat palm on the way to the car, where I tipped them into a bag on the floorboard. Last year my coat and purse reeked for days. Blame it on butyric acid. Some say the stench is reminiscent of artisanal cheese, some say vomit or dog poo. Each is accurate...
[There] should not be any ginkgo fruit on any sidewalk, but especially this sidewalk at the door of a medical gym, which is also directly opposite the children's hospital and half a block from the grown-up emergency room. Vomit-scented grenades are inappropriate here, if not redundant. Lobby floors do not need puke purée tracked in on shoes.
On the one hand, ginkgo is a traditional Chinese medicine plant and the seeds, in moderation, are nutritious. Ginkgo might cure what made you join a medical gym in the first place. Leaf extracts are believed to help blood flow, memory, fatigue, and ar-thur-eye-tis, all of which would be welcomed by my fellow PT water-walkers, some of whom are twenty years past retirement.
On the other hand, the smell might kill you.
Nobody plants a female ginkgo on purpose. The landscapers either didn't know or care or the nursery goofed. This “living fossil” is a species unchanged since the Cretaceous period, but the only way to sex a sapling is to wait until it blooms (in fifteen to twenty-five years) or run bio-molecular analysis. And even then a branch or two or more might suddenly offer flowers of the opposite sex. Life finds a way."
