I run from them, but they are faster and stronger than me. They only care about one making me theirs. Until it's time for me to stand trial. My three jailors accuse me and hand me my a cruel, obscene punishment. There is no escape from the haunted house. No running from my captors. And so I suffer, I bleed, I open and scream under their skillful hands, but I don't wish for mercy. Because there’s something that hurts me even more than the salacious pain they deliver with every touch. They are right. I deserve everything they do to me.
This is a Why Choose MMFM Halloween novella with 18+ content and dark themes. Read responsibly.
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Like I said in my previous review that This series was recommended to me by a friend, but damn the author is the one who Brought me back for more.
After that crazy cliffhanger. In both 0.5 & book 1, the author picks up right where she left us In the previous book………..
I was left with so many questions from the previous book…….In this installment, we find out what exactly happened to bring all four these broken souls together
Jack is Groomer. Silas is Butcher. And Caden is Strangler………. So, what is Harlow in the scheme of things.
Carved is book two in the Ghosts of Halloween series by Layla Fae. These three books need to be read in order, each ending in a cliff hanger. This series is my first experience with this author! I don’t know if all of her books are quite this dark but this is definitely dark and twisty! After I read the first book, Jacked, I was hooked and have been waiting for today to get my hands on this second book to see what happens next. Yes, we got some answers but not all of them. I need more and luckily it’s only two weeks until the release of the final book to see how this all turns out. Because honestly, I don’t see this ending well for any of these characters!!!
“She’s the one gluing us all together so well. She’s our curse and redemption.”
Harlow is trapped in the old haunted house with Jack, Silas and Caden. And now she finally understands why. These three men want to punish her and she feels like she deserves it. But there are only a few hours left of this night. What happens when it’s over? How will this all end? This is another instance when I can barely say anything without spoiling the story. Just know that if you liked the first book, this one ramps up even more. And perhaps you shouldn’t read this if you are alone in your home! Now starts the wait for the final book due out on Halloween. I will be waiting! I need to find out how this is going to end!
How am I ever going to look in the mirror again? I'm totally lost. Leave me behind. (Please don't read these books without checking the TWs, I mean it.)
This book picked up where book 1 left off. And let me tell you, it was equally as intense as the first. Carved is another nail-biter of a story in this intense, erotic suspense trilogy. Oh, the kinks! *evil grin + heart eyes*
I am invested, I am intrigued, and I am most definitely in love! Layla Fae’s writing never fails to pull me in, get me all riled up in one way or another, and makes me want to never put her books down once I start them. This series is proof of that.
I can’t say too much about the story, because I don’t want to give anything away. A few things I will say though…the story is still gripping ahold of my heart (with its sharp claws), the characters have made me fall for them even harder, and I’m anxiously awaiting the final book! Oh, and just like the first book, this one kept me guessing and it blew. My. Mind.
p.s. In between the time I read this book and wrote this review, book 3 has been released, so no waiting for you!
Note: Some of my goodreads shelves can be spoilers
Overall: 3.5 rounded to ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Readability: 📖📖📖📖 Feels: 🦋🦋🦋 Emotional Depth: 💔💔💔💔 (You get a bit more background in this one) Sexual Tension: ⚡⚡⚡ Romance: 💞💞💞 Sensuality: 💋💋💋 Sex Scene Length: 🍑🍑🍑🍑 Steam Scale (Number of Sex Scenes): 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥+ Humor: Not much Perspective: first person from the heroes (Jack, Caden, and Silas) and the heroine More character focused or plot focused? How did the speed of the story feel? When mains are first on page together: Cliffhanger: Yes. You will need to read books 1-3 to get to a HFN Epilogue: No Format: bought the combined series titled Ghosts of Halloween Why I chose this book: @imromanticallyinvolved sent it to me on instagram! (Descriptions found at end of my review)
”I’ll tell you what. If you get caught, you’ll be fucked. Don’t want that? Don’t run.”
Should I read in order? Yes, this series should be read in order – start with Jacked: The Prequel, or get the Ghosts of Halloween which is all the books together.
Basic plot: Jack, Caden, and Silas exact their punishment on Harlow.
Give this a try if you want: - contemporary with paranormal elements – note that this is book 2 of the series and ends on a cliffhanger with no HEA/HFN - brother’s best friend - disability rep – heroine has a prosthetic arm - unrequited love from one of the heroes - pierced heroes - Halloween - kink includes rough sex, degradation, praise, spanking, knife play - higher steam – 5-6ish full scenes – most of the novel is sex - M/F and M/F/M scenes
Ages: - Harlow is about 22, Jack is 28, Caden is 41 and didn’t catch Silas
First line: He moves closer, gliding through the air like he weighs nothing, and I let out a terrified squeak.
My thoughts: “You’re not supposed to make me feel better.” “That’s not for you to decide, little brat. Now behave, or I’ll make you come.”
Well I liked parts of this one because we find out more about their background and what exactly is happening here...but I was left a bit frustrated because I thought their reasoning on their hatred for Harlow was a bit weak. The fact that they were punishing her was definitely a reach after finding out what she did to deserve it.
I liked some aspects of this book quite a bit, but I also think it just went a bit far for me. It’s a little too dark I guess? Maybe a bit too much pain and punishment for me to really love it. But that’s just me being a baby haha.
Few random reading stats for this author # of books read: 3 Average rating: 4.67 stars Favorite book: Jacked
Endearments
Content warnings: These should be taken as a minimum of what to expect. It’s very possible I have missed some.
Locations of kisses/intimate scenes, safe sex aspects, consent, pregnancy/child in the story: My chapters will be off since I’m going off the combined set in Ghosts of Halloween Safe sex: No (but there’s kind of a twist to it??) Hows the consent? It’s not good – if you need consent in your novels, I wouldn’t pick this one up. Definitely dubious and non consensual acts inside. Pregnancy/children in story? (Please note this is the best to my memory/note taking. If you see something I missed please feel free to message!) No children or pregnancy in this novel
Chapter 19 – Jack fucks Harlow against a closet wall Chapter 21 – Caden gives Harlow oral Chapter 24 – Caden fucks Harlow’s ass while she gives a bj to Jack Chapter 32 – they fuck Harlow with a knife handle Chapter 33 – DP with Caden and Jack Chapter 36 – Harlow gives a bj to Silas
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Full break down on what my ratings above mean here: Overall: How I felt about it everything considered! Readability: How ‘readable’ was the book? Did I fly through it? Did I have to tell myself to pick it back up repeatedly? Were any passages confusing? (I will probably score like (1) is literally unreadable due to formatting/typing errors, etc (2) There were lots of errors that made it difficult to read OR It was extremely confusing and I had to reread passages to make sense of it OR I disliked it so much I had to bribe myself to keep reading (3) I didn’t really want to keep reading and would have preferred to abandon the read and start something else OR some minor continuity issues/confusion (4) I liked it fine, maybe a minor error or 2. I was happy to pick it up when I had time. (5) I never wanted to put this down. I thought about it when I wasn’t reading it. I hid in the bathroom from my kids to read. I threw inappropriate food at my children for dinner so I could read instead.) Feels: Totally subjective to each person but did the book give me any tingles? Any butterflies? Did it rip my heart out (in a good way?) Emotional depth: How well do I feel I know the characters at the end? How much did I feel their emotions throughout the story? Sexual tension: Again, subjective, but how strong was the wanting and longing to me between the characters? A book might have strong sexual tension without a single touch. Romance: Was there romance? Did romantic things happen? This can be actions/words/thoughts of the characters and again is subjective. Sensuality: This is how the intimate scenes are written. Kisses and sexual scenes – how sensual were they? Were they on the mechanical side? Was there emotional pull tied in? Were the details explicit or flowery? These are subjective but generally (1) too short to get a good judgement (2) not all what I'm looking for - very vague or flowery prose (3) either not explicit enough or not enough emotional pull (too mechanical/physically descriptive without the emotions) (4) what I love in a scene (5) absolute perfection - perfect balance of emotional longing and explicit descriptions Sex Scene Length: How long the bedroom scenes are (generally (1) is 1-3 sentences (2) is a few paragraphs to a page-ish (3) is about average, a few pages (4) more well developed scenes, quite a few pages with descriptions (4) the majority of the book takes place in the bedroom. This is always hard to tell for me on audio! Steam Scale: Generally, each flame is a scene. If scenes are super close together I sometimes combine them. If a scene is super short or so vague I don’t know what’s happening, I don’t count it. There’s some levels of grey but generally the number of flames is how many sex scenes there are (I max out at 5 so I’ll put a + after if there’s more than that)
This is some dark and insane read. I have so many feelings after this second book, I'm mostly sad for all the characters. Their story is really tragic, and I understand their pain and anger. Can't wait to read the final book, I have an idea of what happened with Harlow that night, and it makes me already sob. I hope eventually they will all be eternally together 😭 because damn they deserve it.
Also, I don't blame her for what happened with them. She was just a lost soul, craving for attention and love. Definitely from the wrong place, but damn, her life is so tragiiiiiiic. I just wanna hug her 😭.
So, these reads, despite being novellas, they really catch you and take you through an entire range of emotions.
** definitely DON'T IGNORE the entire list of triggers; you've been warned!
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It's the slut thing. Jack and Caden are there, but it seems like the main man overall is Silas. You've got him being the main guy all for planning and then realizing he might've gone too far and realizing he might like a woman after all. Another suicide attempt from Harlow and the rest is all sex. I'm curious where it all ends so will give the next one a go. But yeah. The constant name calling got old fast.
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I powered through the first one because I was intrigued, but the triggers (which I didn’t expect to get to me did) got to me. This is DARK which it delivers and I can go for a dark romance as shown my love of Layla Fae’s most recent novel, Devils Deal (review coming soon) which is equally dark. But in this the darkness seemed pointless.
I also never vibed with the smut. Tbh I am generally not on board with when a MC disrupts a prior romantic relationship dynamic… Silas and Caden had an established relationship and Harlow was just added in. I love RH and can enjoy MMF but the relationships should blossom together; I have only experienced a few exceptions to this rule. BUT this is personal preference but it is a tie in to why this series didn’t hit for me.
I am sad I won’t know what happened to Jack and Harlow but powering through to know doesn’t seem worth it right now. Layla Fae is still a newish fave of mine for dark and monstrous romances but not every book will hit every time.
Read the triggers!!! I read them and I was willing to give it a shot, but still was startled. This ain’t a bad thing and I adore how Layla included a tag to remind you to read them if your kindle opened directly to the story.
It's all hot and sexy and you know, but.. .. Spoilers 👇🏻
But it wasn't Harlow's fault 😭. Sorry, but I don't really see how it could be - she had no idea, her brother was lying to her and yeah, maybe she shouldn't have been talking about how expensive the arm was, but also maybe they shouldn't have been stealing? Maybe that was why they were killed? I was so fu***ng angry they were trying to blame everything on Harlow, I almost closed the book and stopped reading. 😐 Change my mind, I'd love to hear other opinions. It's the point and the plot of the book, the reason they are punishing Harlow, and what's worse, why she thinks so low of herself.. I don't know 🤷🏻♀️ (And I'll definitely read the last book even though I was so angry. Maybe it will make more sense.)
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Aterrada, pasa por debajo de Jack y huye solo para estrellarse con la🚪de la cocina y ver a Caden y Silas flotando y allí cae en cuenta q los 3 q la amarraron son ellos y están💀. Huye en un juego de🐱y🐀 pero la atrapan y está muy asustada pero también excitada y Jack no puede detenerse, ha esperado mucho por ella y solo esa noche puede tener cuerpo sólido y lo aprovecha haciéndola💦mientras Caden mira a través de su cuerpo invisible llevándose la mejor vista, pero debe compartir porq lo prometió. Caden quiere comerla, ella se avergüenza porq nadie lo había hecho y con el💦de Jack no cree q él pueda pero a Caden le encanta. Necesita q grite su nombre, ella solo piensa q está tan mal q no le importa lo q está pasando, ni siquiera q son👻, pero q Cadena sea mayor y la llamara niña cuando visitaba a Noah es algo q le perturba y él le pide q se concentre, se elevan y Jack se masturba y pide q lo mire pero al tener su💦, Silas aparece y ese es el nombre q grita y es arrojada al suelo cuando Caden se voltea bruscamente, sin embargo la agarra antes de golpearse, está feliz de q Silas este allí y pide el lubricante para el sexo🍑. Ella está tensa, Caden la trabaja para relajarla, chupa a Jack para entretenerse pero Silas está furioso y celoso porque se suponía q ella no debía disfrutar, Caden terminará en sus propios términos porq después de eso todo será polvo. Q Jack la llene de palabras dulces casi la hace llorar pensando en lo q pudieron haber tenido su no hubiese💀esa noche hace 2 años. Ver su🍆perforada la tensa pero se distrae chupando a Jack y el dolor y el placer se mezclan, deja de pensar y se entrega. Silas se debate porq debería verlo a sufrir pero saber de sus heridas lo hace sentir muy mal y sufriría con ella si estuviera siendo ultrajada. Por otro lado ver a Caden también lo pone celoso porq es su único hombre pero no su único amante y a pesar de q no lo quiere compartir en absoluto, si debe hacerlo prefiere q sea con Harlow, pero necesita q sigr para calmar su dolor y por eso cuando todo termina, apesra de q Jack la consuela con palabras dulces le recuerda q estan💀, por un momento recordar Noah no está le duele de forma paralizante pero pregunta esperanzada si lo verá, Silas dice q se ha ido para siempre y eso la hiere porq es como perderlo por 2da vez, era el único q no la veía como zorra o lisiada. Silas le dice q solo debe preguntar si quiere saber q pasó esa noche y ella solo piensa q enterraron el caso como ajuste de pandillas, Noe ra factible gastar recursos en ese crimen sin poder tener un cierre absoluto. Ella intenta vestirse pero Silas no la deja, quiere tener el poder q conlleva q este desnuda y vulnerable porq es gay y no la quiere por su cuerpo, lo acepta, pregunta como murió Noah y Silas habla.
Hace 2 años en esa 🏠 estaban los 4 y Jack esperaba q Harlow apareciera, le había pedido terminar con Michael e ir con él, miraba nervioso a Noah hasta q este dice q vio a Valdimir y el ambiente cambia, dice qcree q perdió la cabeza porq habló del día del juicio final se acerca y de q corderos inocentes roban secretos de las serpientes. Valdimir es el capo de droga de la ciudad, dicen q ya no bebe y trabaja duro para pagar sus errores y, a pesar de todo maneja el monopolio de la droga, es cruel pero no muy inteligente y hace un año ellos le robaron 100 de los grandes. Estaba enojado y lo sabe, el plan era huir si lo descubría y cuando Silas y Caden exponen q deben irse del estado e incluso del país, Noah dice q se queda porq no obligará a Harlow a marcharse y Jack quiere enfrentarlos porq Valdimir cuando mucho tiene 10 o 12 hombres. Para Silas es un suicidio porq los jefes de Vladimir podrían interesarse y alguien irrumpe y dispara en el estómago a Noah, mientras q Caden tomar el arma de Noah y le dispara al tirador☠️pero no están bien cuando Noah hace ruidos de dolor en un baño de🩸, las últimas palabras de Noah fueron q cuidaran de ella y lo prometieron, no pensaron quedará todos y marcados a Harlow en vez de elevarse como cualquier alma. Ella 🫂 a Caden porq☠️al tirador pero saber q ellos prometieron cuidarla la desconcierta y Caden siente q ella es el algo q le faltaba y quiere protegerla, mientras q Silas destila odio porq siempre ha sido autosuficiente y estar allí por 2 años ha sido asfixiante. Pero luego llegaron 3 más y le dispararon a Caden en el cráneo, a Jack 3 veces y a Silas en el estómago y mientras él moría le contaron quien los delató y luego lo patearon muchas veces y recibió la muerte. Prometió protegerla y por eso no puede morir del todo, ella es su asunto pendiente, pero esa no es la única razón y Jack se abalanza y desaparecen dejándola con Caden. Se ríe histéricamente por la ironía, ella puede salir de esa🏠pero es igual un👻, llegaron muy tarde para protegerla. Se siente avergonzada ante Caden quien la hizo sentir hermosa y deseada y por su culpa no puede morir.
Se ducha, y empieza a pensar porq la quieren allí hasta q da con q ella puede liberarlos y sube para escuchar su conversación pero no saca nada de información, cuando saben q está del otro lado, Silas la toma para q entre y lleva un🔪, nadie le ofrece consuelo y es algo q la atemoriza. Silas le cuenta q un tipo fue aun bar y encontró a una chica dispuesta al sexo, lo tuvieron y ella estaba ávida de atención, a Harlow el 🫀le está a punto de estallar. Esa chica luego tuvo novio pero su reputación seguía manchada, ese tipo luego se unió a Vladimir y cuando preguntaron quienes eran las chicas q podían conseguir hablaron de ella y Vladimir se interesó en su historia, presionó para saber más. Esa chica tenía una prótesis🦾, contó cuánto costó, como su hermano se esclavizó para comprarla y mantenerla y es por ella q ellos y Noah están💀, esto hace q pierda la cordura y Jack no sabe q sentir, escuchar de nuevo lo q pasó desata su lado frío y quiere verla sufrir y al hacerlo parte de su se calma pero quiere consolarla y cuando se acerca ella arremete, no puede entenderlo y él está en shock, arremete contra Silas y lo desarma e intenta☠️pero Silas lo impide y por mucho q luche, lo muerda y patalee, la domina. Jack no entiende como a pesar de su odio visceral está evitando q Harlow se suicide y de paso la consuela y se disculpa. Caden le dice q Jack q ambos lo necesitaban y ya pasó pero la herida de Harlow no lo clama, quiere lastimar la aunque la ama muchísimo y siente celos de q sea Silas quien la tenga en sus brazos. Su herida es superficial porq intentó desgarrar su muñeca con la prótesis y tal vez por su agarre débil el daño no es profundo así q no se desangrará. Harlow quiere q Silas la suelte pero él quiere reparar lo q dañó y ella rie, ella es el villano y todo lo malo q le sucede se lo merece, aunque el dolor es sordo tampoco merece sentirlo, ni hacer berrinches, por eso le pregunta como puede liberarlos. Escuchar a Jack exhalar hace q aunque quiera mirarlo nunca podra hacerlo, mientras q Silas si por la sed de justicia q ambos anhelan. Silas dice q luego él arreglará el desastre pero pregunta cuál si ella fue la causante, quiere deshacer lo q hizo y mejorarlo y su es imposible entonces sufrir. Silas sabe q ella quiere sufrir, ser castigada y ella lo anhela pero no merece el alivio del castigo pero Silas si, por eso lo único q le queda es ofrecer todo lo q queda de ella y le hice q no se opondrá a su castigo sea cuál sea y esto😤a Jack, ella no lo mira cuando toma su barbilla, es el castigo o q le den el🔪 y no entiende como aún Jack siente compasión, ella ya está rota y una vez q empiecen no pedirá q paren así como Jack le dice q ellos no se detendrán.
Harlow sabe q Jack quiere follarla hasta el olvido y Caden hará lo propio pero Silas es el comodín y no se lo espera cuando esté empieza a darle nalgadas duras, el dolor la limpia pero cuando la acaricia la culpa vuelve a abrir su pecho, Silas pregunta si se siente mejor pero ese no es el objetivo y por eso Silas la vuelve a azotea porq ella no decidirá lo q va a ocurrir así q le pide comportarse. Mientras con sus dedos Jack penetra su🍑y Silas la azota, el dolor y el placer es intenso y si tanto quería el🔪lo tendrá y Silas la penetra con el mango, las palabras dulces de Jack le duelen y Silas le dice q la llame put@, lo necesita y por eso debe contarle cómo se siente y Harlow le pide q le haga daño. La llama put@ de💩, lo patético no era q se acostará con todos porq aceptaría su promiscuidad siempre q no fuera de él pero verla con la esperanza de ser más y entregar no solo su sexo sino su❤️, necesitada de atención fue lo q los☠️, todos la usaron y la lanzaron a la basura mientras él la amaba, estalla cuando le reclama porq no fue esa noche de halloween, la llama perra y le duele tanto q no es porq haya muerto sino porq le entregó su❤️y ni siquiera vino a rechazarlo, hará q le duela y la pone entre él y Caden, la muerde fuerte en el hombro, no le tendrá compasión pero está muy mojada y los tendrá a ambos. Ella se concentra en el dolor para no gemir porq el placer es más y no lo merece. Quiere q duela y Silas lo entiende y apuñala su brazo hasta el🦴. Él lame su🩸y la💋cuando ella💦. Al todos💦, queda tan vacía, sin dolor, sin culpa, le da miedo, por eso cuando Silas le pregunta q necesita ella quiere algo más permanente y pide su💀, él contesta q ya llegarán a esto.
Silas se sorprende al estar excitado por Harlow, quiere estar con ella y eso pone en duda su sexualidad y su decisión puede llevarlo a la burla eterna de Caden si de verdad el plan de ellos resulta y no mueren esa noche, pero el⏱️corre y puede o vivir con la burla y diseccionar su decisión o aprovechar lo q queda. Piensa q puede estar con Caden mientras él está con ella pero no es lo q quiere, quiere pintarla con su💦y dominarla y herirla en el proceso, no tan drásticamente como con el🔪porq no es su fetiche, la ve débil y piensa q pudieron haberla presionado demasiado y necesita terminar antes de q se desmaye, por eso ata un trozo de su camisa a la herida y pide q se arrastre ante él y se la chupe para consternación de todos. Lo hace hasta q ve q está jugando con él y la somete para luego penetrarla🍑. Entre lo crudo del momento encuentra q le da caricias y💋pero luego le dice q lo harán una última vez los 4 para luego pasar al acto final, su💀.
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dark and sexy and delicious. i flewwwww through this book!!! it’s definitely spice witha side of plot but both are soo good that i love it! this series is fast paced and absolutely PERFECT for the halloween season. can definitely see it being an annual thing i read! 5 stars babyyy
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Layla Fae’s Carved is one wild, intense ride. What the fuck, this book is so dark and so smutty, but I have to admit—I liked it! It pushes boundaries in ways that might not be for everyone, so definitely check the trigger warnings before diving in.
Despite how dark it gets, the story is gripping and the chemistry between the characters is off the charts. If you’re into darker, steamier reads, Carved will leave you shocked and hooked at the same time.
Dudeeeeee this series man- I’m a wreck. Idk whether to be depressed or horny. Not only is this kinky, spooky smut; it’s also emotional and it’ll pull on your heart strings. Layla has an incredible way with words.
I loved this book, so twisted, so spicy 🥵, I really want so much more, I want for her to tell them why she didn't show up and what happened to her the same night the horrible things happened to them. I so want for them to find another way for her to find her realise and for them to be happy. I am so conflicted if I want it to end with the next book or keep going. I am so sad I can't go straight into the next one. I know I don't have long to wait but it's still annoying.
“…my soul calls out to hers. Like two twins recognizing each other after decades of staying apart.”
God this story hurts so good.
As you get bits and pieces of the backstory it’s heart breaking. Finally understanding why they hate her so much but also waiting for them to understand her side.
I want to know what happens when they find out why she never showed up. When the pieces all finally fall into place. They’ve had it bad but I’d say she’s had it far worse.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I’m going to start with saying you need to check trigger warnings on this one, because this shit gets DARK.
So many feelings.. I don’t even know where to start. So much tragedy. So much spice with a good amount of plot (considering how much spice there is).
Ugh fuck idk what to even say honestly😂. I’m just going to put a few quotes in here and hopefully that helps (ALSO THE THIRD ONE DOESN’T COME OUT UNTIL HALLOWEEN AND I’M GUTTED).
Spice 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
“Such a good boy, making her come with your pierced dick. Cream that pussy for what it’s worth. Cream it deep and good. I want to see your cum in that cunt you stretched so well.”
““Full of his cum,” I say, my voice growing hoarse with the desire I barely hold back. “Yet begging for more. You’re a filthy little slut, aren’t you, sweetheart?””
“Well, then. Will you be my good little cumslut, Harlow? Will you give me this dirty little cunt to fuck?””
“Eat out this naughty little cunt before I fuck you? This is mine right now, little bird. A little slut like you won’t tell me what to do with my things.”
“Gripping the sharp blade of a knife in his palm and fucking someone’s ass with the handle is right up his alley.”