➳ 1 star ✩
⤿ a spoiler free arc review
[a very unpopular opinion alert!]
💌 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓮𝔁𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓽:
⤿ single pov
⤿ second chance
⤿ friends to lovers
⤿ one bed
⤿ forced proximity
⤿ found family
⤿ anxiety/mental health rep
౨ৎ • 𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼: panic attacks, anxiety
hii! okay, i know your all probably very bored of me with all my one star ratings and ranty arc reviews and i know you’re screaming at me to change it up a bit for once, but believe me, i’m trying. i don’t want to hate every book i read because surprise surprise, i do actually read for enjoyment, and since i had already heard so many gushing reviews about this author and her newest book, i decided to request this title from netgalley. but of course, my luck with arcs is abysmal (as is my ratio). this book was also compared to ‘happy place’ which is one of my favourite romances although i know i will become it’s biggest hater if i ever decide to re-read it.
and in many ways, this felt like i was rereading happy place. so much so, i had to reduce the rating of an EH book. and that never happens. never ever.
the premise revolves around a group of 6 friends…the same as happy place. but that’s okay right? tons of fictional books have decided that it is in fact incredibly easy to have a singular friend, let alone almost half a dozen of them. okay, onto the next similarities! the novel taking place somewhere where the character’s don’t reside in but have many happy memories there, a couple who is [redacted] and [redacted] (these are spoilers for happy place), one of the “redacted” being the reason the characters are in this other area, tasks having to be completed because of this reason, a lesbian couple who a) have barely any impact on the story and b) read like a heterosexual couple, the main couple having the issue of living far away from each other and the solution being terrible (if you’re going to plagiarise a book at least copy to good stuff ffs), the main couple having to fake something or another, and this really wouldn’t be all that suspicious if it also weren’t a friends to lovers + second chance romance.
and don’t get me wrong, because if you know anything about me, it's that i love a good second chance romance. there's just something so beautiful about the heartbreak and angst behind a 'right person, wrong time' scenario that is so painful yet addicting to read. the PAIN, the ANGST!!! it’s truly one of those tropes that you can go your whole life hating but read one beautiful book with the most gorgeous prose and never understand how you could ever hate the premise of “right person, wrong time”. reading this however, i can understand the pure unadulterated rage one can feel. here it was the wrong person, at the wrong time, the whole time. i felt no chemistry between the two characters, and if someone could open the dictionary to find the word “grovelling” and thrust it into eli’s face, i would finally know inner peace. they hump and BOOM! all their relationship problems are solved.
"i wish that was how it actually worked" i say, despite never being in a relationship myself, yet knowing that this is not how two almost 30-year-olds should be dealing with one.
every character was so one-dimensional i wanted to claw my eyes out with a tablespoon. i f*cking wish i was being overdramatic.
you see georgia being this mirrorball, this is me trying people-pleaser BUT THOSE THREE DESCRIPTORS ALL ALLUDE TO THE SAME THING - she was a pushover with no spine who needed to grow tf up and learn to say no. and tbh, i wouldn’t even mind all that much if she actually received some character development, where she grew some backbone. i don’t need to know about how her “secret praise kink purrs” when i know nothing about her life, or her history, or anything truly definitive about her character.
eli was bland. very bland. like this man for sure does not season his chicken. he, without a doubt, eats bland chicken. now i’m slightly hazy about the laws in the us but i’m pretty sure he could be arrested for cannibalism. i’ll need someone from the states to double-check though.
the side characters: i see nothing and no one, yet too much of everyone. their mutual friend - i think his name was adam(?) - had barely any page time which was odd considering it was his wedding they were saving, and his fiancee/wife who’s name i don’t even remember (tis grace) was also just, there. her super-precious-to-her bff/roommate jamie (who’s name i also temporarily forgot) IS NEVER EVEN THERE!! it’s like the author planned a character cast of two then realised that would be too boring so she added in way too many characters, and also managed to keep the boring-ness.
oh and the plot? so boring it took me an hour to realise that a recount of it was missing from my review. georgia and eli, childhood friends who have broken up, try to save their friend adam’s wedding after the venue burns down and eventually bang. that is literally it. no tension, no stakes and no chemistry. i hate it here.
i beg of you to point out the drama!!! they only broke up because he prioritised his job over her. that was it. all they had to do was talk to each other and c.o.m.m.u.n.i.c.a.t.e. do authors know that their characters can use their tongues to talk to each other about their *feelings* instead of sticking their tongues down the other’s throat?
+ wayyyy more problems that i have with this book, but i have a headache (probably because of this book) so i’ll add them in later.
bottom line: my talents of finding random similarities would be so much more appreciated if i were a detective. i fear i have chosen the wrong profession. and also i should never anticipate a book again.
thank you to netgalley and the publisher for an arc in exchange for my honest thoughts!
and some other stuff because i realised this review was very ugly
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౨ৎ • 𝓺𝓾𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓼:
➳ “How strange it is to have a first for the second time. How lucky and messy and perfect.”
➳ “We're not strangers. We’re …”
“Us.”
“We're us.”
“Then that's enough.”
➳ “Because when he's messiest, that's when I see myself reflected in him.”
➳ “When I say I'm still in love with you, I mean the first time I saw you and right now. I mean every second in between.”
➳ “Sometimes happiness is loud and messy.”
➳ “We can be all those things—good, bad, easy and needy, okay or not on an endless cycle—and trust that the other will stay. Our circumstances are messy, but so is life. It doesn’t mean that we can’t love each other through it. We already are.”
➳ “I’m in love with you.”
I get out a strangled, “Again?”
He’s not smiling, but his mouth is soft, his eyes are soft, this word is soft: “Still.”
➳ “But you deserve to let yourself feel whatever you need to. You can be messy. A disaster, if you need to. The people who love you will accept every single piece of it, I promise you”
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🎧 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽:
⤿ paper rings - taylor swift
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꒰ 💐 ⊹˚. pre review:
guy who eats unseasoned chicken x girl with no backbone + no character development x walmart emily henry
1.5★ (later dropped to 1)
rtc
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꒰ 🧸 ⊹˚. tbr review:
screaming, crying, throwing up because my second arc from berkely is a second chance romance with a one bed trope thats also one of my most anticipated books this year aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa