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Final Warning: Return of the Neanderthals
A ZANY, EPIC, HIGH STAKES ADVENTURE An incredibly powerful new cell phone signal promises to make a giant corporation fabulously wealthy, but the signal has the potential to kill millions of people. A corporate scientist, Dr. Patricia Maypole, realizes the danger but is fired. She wages a lonely, uphill battle to expose the truth until a strange, down-on-his-luck Afro-American man appears to help her. As a flying saucer from the planet Excellon approaches Earth, strange things begin to occur. A grad student’s secret experiment goes terribly awry. Insect life changes. The corporate president is abducted. A Victoria’s Secret model pulls out all the stops to save herself. Neanderthals, wiccans, and a ditzy New York Times reporter add to the wild mix of characters as the flying saucer lands and this zany, fast-moving novel speeds to its surprising climax.Final Warning is a funny, thought-provoking fable for our times, highlighting the dangers of a powerful new technology gone hog wild. Should appeal to fans of Kurt Vonnegut or Tom Robbins.
286 pages, Kindle Edition
Published October 31, 2023
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David Drum
16 books12 followersI like reading, writing, working in the garden, cycling, bridge, politics, and thinking about the world as it is and ought to be. Other people fascinate me, and I have an enduring curiosity about our history and culture.
I am the author of three novels including my latest, a zany, high-stakes, new scifi thriller, Final Warning: Return of the Neanderthals. Out of the gate, this book received a very favorable review from Kirkus Reviews.
My historical romance, Heathcliff: The Lost Years, released in 2019, tracks the three years that Heathcliff was away from Wuthering Heights, and has been favorably reviewed by Kirkus Reviews, The Historical Novels Review, The Compulsive Reader and other publications.
Introducing the Richest Family in America, a comic farce, was my first novel.
My writings include eight non-fiction books in the health area. Several of my artist's books have been acquired by major collections including the Museum of Modern Art Library. Facade, a collection of my poetry, was published by O Press in New York.
Website for my latest book is www.finalwarningreturnoftheneandertha...
or www.finalwarning.info
Website for Heathcliff: The Lost Years is
www.heathcliffthelostyears.com
I'm at www.daviddrumthewriter.com
My work history is definitely varied. I've worked as a newspaper reporter, a ranch foreman, a craps dealer, an encyclopedia salesman, a funeral director, a hot tamale vendor, and an inner-city schoolteacher. I was county chairman for two political campaigns.
I was a freelance journalist for 12 years and I've worked professionally as an editor and correspondent for national trade magazines and newspapers and news services including The San Francisco Chronicle and Dow Jones News Service. I won a couple of awards for feature writing and advertising copywriting.
I received an A.A. in liberal arts from Brevard College, where I was elected student body president. I have a B.A. in English literature from the University of California at Riverside, and an M.F.A. in creative writing from the University of Iowa's Writer's Workshop in Iowa City, Iowa.
Currently, I reside in the great city of Los Angeles.
I am the author of three novels including my latest, a zany, high-stakes, new scifi thriller, Final Warning: Return of the Neanderthals. Out of the gate, this book received a very favorable review from Kirkus Reviews.
My historical romance, Heathcliff: The Lost Years, released in 2019, tracks the three years that Heathcliff was away from Wuthering Heights, and has been favorably reviewed by Kirkus Reviews, The Historical Novels Review, The Compulsive Reader and other publications.
Introducing the Richest Family in America, a comic farce, was my first novel.
My writings include eight non-fiction books in the health area. Several of my artist's books have been acquired by major collections including the Museum of Modern Art Library. Facade, a collection of my poetry, was published by O Press in New York.
Website for my latest book is www.finalwarningreturnoftheneandertha...
or www.finalwarning.info
Website for Heathcliff: The Lost Years is
www.heathcliffthelostyears.com
I'm at www.daviddrumthewriter.com
My work history is definitely varied. I've worked as a newspaper reporter, a ranch foreman, a craps dealer, an encyclopedia salesman, a funeral director, a hot tamale vendor, and an inner-city schoolteacher. I was county chairman for two political campaigns.
I was a freelance journalist for 12 years and I've worked professionally as an editor and correspondent for national trade magazines and newspapers and news services including The San Francisco Chronicle and Dow Jones News Service. I won a couple of awards for feature writing and advertising copywriting.
I received an A.A. in liberal arts from Brevard College, where I was elected student body president. I have a B.A. in English literature from the University of California at Riverside, and an M.F.A. in creative writing from the University of Iowa's Writer's Workshop in Iowa City, Iowa.
Currently, I reside in the great city of Los Angeles.
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February 27, 2024
"Final Warning: Return of the Neanderthals" by David Drum offers a rollicking romp through the realms of sci-fi, blending humor, adventure, and a touch of the absurd to captivate fans of the genre.
What sets this novel apart is its unique and irreverent take on familiar sci-fi tropes. Drum infuses the narrative with wit and satire, turning conventional themes on their head and injecting fresh energy into the genre. From the corporate scientist fighting to expose a deadly cell phone signal to the eclectic cast of characters including Neanderthals, wiccans, and a ditzy New York Times reporter, the novel brims with colorful personalities and unexpected twists that keep readers on the edge of their seats.
The arrival of a flying saucer from the planet Excellon sets off a chain of bizarre events, each more outrageous than the last. From secret experiments gone awry to insect life undergoing strange transformations, Drum weaves a tapestry of chaos and hilarity that is as unpredictable as it is entertaining. As the story hurtles towards its surprising climax, readers will find themselves eagerly turning the pages, eager to see what zany antics unfold next.
But beneath the humor and hijinks, "Final Warning: Return of the Neanderthals" also offers thought-provoking commentary on corporate greed, scientific ethics, and the nature of humanity. Dr. Patricia Maypole's lonely battle to expose the truth behind the deadly cell phone signal serves as a poignant reminder of the power of one individual to make a difference in the face of overwhelming odds.
"Final Warning: Return of the Neanderthals" is a vibrant and engaging read that is sure to delight fans of sci-fi with its vibrant characters, fast-paced plot, and irreverent wit.
What sets this novel apart is its unique and irreverent take on familiar sci-fi tropes. Drum infuses the narrative with wit and satire, turning conventional themes on their head and injecting fresh energy into the genre. From the corporate scientist fighting to expose a deadly cell phone signal to the eclectic cast of characters including Neanderthals, wiccans, and a ditzy New York Times reporter, the novel brims with colorful personalities and unexpected twists that keep readers on the edge of their seats.
The arrival of a flying saucer from the planet Excellon sets off a chain of bizarre events, each more outrageous than the last. From secret experiments gone awry to insect life undergoing strange transformations, Drum weaves a tapestry of chaos and hilarity that is as unpredictable as it is entertaining. As the story hurtles towards its surprising climax, readers will find themselves eagerly turning the pages, eager to see what zany antics unfold next.
But beneath the humor and hijinks, "Final Warning: Return of the Neanderthals" also offers thought-provoking commentary on corporate greed, scientific ethics, and the nature of humanity. Dr. Patricia Maypole's lonely battle to expose the truth behind the deadly cell phone signal serves as a poignant reminder of the power of one individual to make a difference in the face of overwhelming odds.
"Final Warning: Return of the Neanderthals" is a vibrant and engaging read that is sure to delight fans of sci-fi with its vibrant characters, fast-paced plot, and irreverent wit.
December 13, 2023
It's Amazing!
"Final Warning" takes readers on a wild, rollercoaster journey through the intersection of corporate greed, cutting-edge technology, and the bizarre. Dr. Patricia Maypole, a brilliant scientist ousted for her ethical concerns, becomes an unlikely hero in this zany adventure.
The cast of characters, from a down-on-his-luck Afro-American man to Neanderthals, wiccans, and a ditzy New York Times reporter, creates a vibrant and diverse ensemble. The unpredictable twists and turns keep readers on the edge of their seats.
As the story hurtles towards its surprising climax, "Final Warning" serves as a cautionary fable for our times, cleverly highlighting the perils of unchecked technological advancements
This epic tale not only entertains but also sparks contemplation on the impact of rapidly advancing technologies. With its humorous and thought-provoking approach, "Final Warning" is a must-read for those seeking a unique blend of science fiction, social commentary, and a dash of the absurd.
"Final Warning" takes readers on a wild, rollercoaster journey through the intersection of corporate greed, cutting-edge technology, and the bizarre. Dr. Patricia Maypole, a brilliant scientist ousted for her ethical concerns, becomes an unlikely hero in this zany adventure.
The cast of characters, from a down-on-his-luck Afro-American man to Neanderthals, wiccans, and a ditzy New York Times reporter, creates a vibrant and diverse ensemble. The unpredictable twists and turns keep readers on the edge of their seats.
As the story hurtles towards its surprising climax, "Final Warning" serves as a cautionary fable for our times, cleverly highlighting the perils of unchecked technological advancements
This epic tale not only entertains but also sparks contemplation on the impact of rapidly advancing technologies. With its humorous and thought-provoking approach, "Final Warning" is a must-read for those seeking a unique blend of science fiction, social commentary, and a dash of the absurd.
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