That’s what I expect to find when I push open the door to the cabin my family rented for an extended holiday celebration. In fact, it’s the entire reason I showed up a few days early; knowing silence is the last thing I’ll get when my torturous step-sister arrives.
Holy Night.
For years, I kept her at arm’s length, refusing to give in to the wicked games and enigmatic glances she tossed my way. But now, it seems my tempting little step-sister’s mind has worked in much the same way as my own because stumbling upon her relaxing in the cabin’s outdoor jacuzzi, naked as the day she was born, is not what I expect to walk into.
And she’s not alone.
While my name might be Saint, I’ve never been a holy man.
Suddenly, I know exactly what I want for Christmas this year.
All I want for Christmas…is two.
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All I Want For Christmas Is Two is a FFM step-sibling romance intended for those who enjoy more spice than plot, forced proximity, and a smattering of Christmas innuendo that will surely have you securing your place on the naughty list.
Amity Malcom writes books about people, sex, and people having sex. Her books are full of humor and heat that she only wishes she possessed in real life the way her characters do on page.
When she isn’t procrastinating on her next manuscript by devouring romance books at an unhealthy pace, you can find her exploring Washington DC alongside her wife, planning extravagant vacations she’ll never be able to afford, and trying with haste to pet every animal on the planet.
Only four awards away from winning an EGOT, Amity is proud to be a champion of underrepresented relationships and loves to celebrate queer joy in all its various forms.
In this forced proximity stepsibling holiday romcom, Saint gets stuck in his family’s cabin with his stepsister and her girlfriend.
Okay first of all we need to focus on the corny names: Noel Belle, Holly Yule, Saint Klaus. This is not the first time Amity has done this (looking at you Knotty Valentine) but man am I a sucker for it every time.
This is a short little bèbè but it’s full of fun and the tiniest bit of angst (an appropriate amount for a novella).
Definitely my favorite Amity to date.
Medium burn with hand necklaces, rope play, tit torture, toys, impact play, and biting.
Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Spice: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ POV: Solo 1st
Saint Klaus et Noel Belle et Holly Yule Belle-soeur (6 ans de différence) et petite amie de sa belle-soeur MFF/FF __
Dans cette comédie romantique de vacances à proximité forcée, Saint se retrouve coincé dans la cabane de sa famille avec sa demi-soeur et sa petite amie.
Saint et Noel sont des demi-frères et sœurs qui se sont affrontés toute leur vie. Mais ce Noël, leur relation atteint un tout autre niveau avec l'aide d'une vilaine Holly. Holly et Noel sont ensemble depuis la première année de Noel. Mais Holly est consciente des sentiments de Noel envers Saint.
Holly est la médiatrice et elle a fait comprendre à Saint que ce qu'il veut est exactement la même chose que Noel et Holly veulent. Saint continue de lutter contre ses sentiments, mais finit par céder. __
Intéressant sans plus. Un peu de bondage et de domination légère. Bien épicé mais pas d'intrigue.
📖 Nuit silencieuse. C'est ce que je m'attends à découvrir lorsque j'ouvrirai la porte de la cabane que ma famille a louée pour des vacances prolongées. En fait, c'est la seule raison pour laquelle je suis arrivé quelques jours plus tôt : savoir que le silence est la dernière chose que j'aurai quand ma tortueuse belle-sœur arrivera. Sainte Nuit. Pendant des années, je l'ai tenue à distance, refusant de céder aux jeux méchants et aux regards énigmatiques qu'elle me lançait. Mais maintenant, il semble que l'esprit de ma tentante petite sœur ait fonctionné à peu près de la même manière que le mien parce que je suis tombé sur elle en train de se détendre dans le jacuzzi extérieur de la cabine, nue comme le jour de sa naissance – et elle n'est pas seule. Et même si mon nom est Saint, je n'ai jamais été un saint homme. Soudain, je sais exactement ce que je veux pour Noël cette année. Tout ce que je veux pour Noël… c'est deux. 📚
🖋 "Salut."
La voix rauque me sort de mes pensées et je me retourne pour trouver Holly qui me regarde avec des yeux bleus curieux. Je m'approche, à la fois prudent et spéculatif, traversant le salon et entrant dans la cuisine où se tient Holly, une tasse de liquide fumant dans une main, une bouteille d'eau dans l'autre. Sans robe, elle porte maintenant un short rouge court suffisamment petit pour que ses fesses dépassent du dos et un débardeur assorti qui couvre à peine son ventre. Une fourrure blanche et pelucheuse tapisse le bas du short et du débardeur, la faisant ressembler à un vilain petit rêve mouillé d'elfe. Je m'empêche consciemment de tendre la main pour faire glisser mon doigt sur la douce fourrure. Au lieu de cela, je laisse tomber ma main sur le côté, les chiffres se retroussant en un poing dans une mauvaise tentative de persévérance, alors que j'attrape le chapeau de Père Noël assorti qui repose sur ses cheveux ébouriffés. Cela ne devrait pas la rendre encore plus sexy, et pourtant c'est le cas.
"Après tout ce temps, je rencontre enfin l'illustre Saint Klaus." Sa voix est bien plus rauque que ce à quoi je m'attendais. Un peu rude sur les bords, tout comme elle semble l'être avec ses tatouages et ses cheveux longs et emmêlés. Je ne peux pas vraiment dire si ses cheveux noués et sa voix rauque sont intentionnels ou si c'est le résultat de ses ébats entre les draps et entre les jambes de Noel, mais je suis désespéré de connaître la réponse.
«La seule personne qui se tient entre moi et tout le cœur de la femme que j'aime. Je dois dire que les photos que j'ai vues ne vous rendent vraiment pas justice. Mais là encore, cela pourrait être dû aux femmes à peine vêtues qui vous surplombent constamment sur chaque photo de paparazzi qui tentent de voler la mise au point de l'objectif de l'appareil photo.
Bon sang, si elle agit tout le temps comme ça, elle est parfaite pour Noel. Deux belles femmes courageuses ont désespérément besoin d'une main ferme sur les fesses afin de freiner leur comportement moins qu'acceptable.
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Si le nom de la famille Klaus est synonyme de jouets de Noël, la famille Yule est exactement la même : seul son nom évoque des images de boules et de nœuds en verre antiques inestimables qui deviennent généralement des objets de famille transmis de génération en génération. Leur vitrine de Noël ouverte toute l'année sur la Cinquième Avenue fait la une des journaux nationaux pour sa grandeur exagérée au moins une fois par an, généralement dans les semaines précédant la haute saison des achats de Noël.
Holly ne laisse pas longtemps le nom de famille de sa famille s'imprégner avant de continuer. «J'ai grandi seul. Bien sûr, ma mère et mon père sont toujours ensemble – toujours aussi forts alors que d'innombrables personnes ont parié contre eux au fil des ans. Mais c'est le problème, Saint. Ma mère et mon père – ils ont l'un l'autre et l'entreprise a été transmise à mon père tout comme elle a été transmise à son père avant lui. Ils n'ont jamais voulu une petite branche de houx. Je ne me souciais pas de savoir si j'étais méchant ou gentil. Cette solitude que j'ai ressentie en grandissant ? Tu l'as ressenti aussi, Saint, n'est-ce pas ? J'acquiesce, ma tête bougeant d'elle-même à ses mots magiques vaudou qui m'ont frappé à la poitrine, le dernier de mes murs s'effondrant en un tas de décombres poussiéreux. "Et si nous l'avons tous les deux fait, il y a une possibilité très réelle que Noel l'ait ressenti aussi. Qu'elle le ressent toujours .
Mon Dieu, pouvoir me sentir comme si j'étais quelque chose pour une nuit – me sentir comme si j'étais quelqu'un . Pas seulement Saint Klaus, héritier de la fortune indésirable des jouets Klaus. Pas seulement un frère aîné tortueux pour la petite sœur braillarde qui m'a forcé à m'enfuir de peur à maintes reprises.
En me penchant en avant, je capture les lèvres de Holly avec les miennes pour la première fois. C'est à la fois un remerciement et une promesse.
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Faisant de mon mieux pour ne pas la réveiller pour l'instant, je déplace doucement les couvertures autour d'elle, prenant une inspiration frissonnante quand je vois ce qui m'attend.
Noel Belle – fléau de mon existence, tentatrice de toutes les taquineries, sexpot impertinent sur jambes – porte une de mes chemises.
C'est une vieille chemise, l'une des rares chemises qui me restent de mes années à l'université. Cela a dû être oublié deux ans auparavant lorsque j'ai fui notre maison de Hampton en toute hâte, désespéré d'échapper à la tentation que je considérais à tort comme de la haine.
Mais maintenant, alors qu'elle est allongée devant moi dans une fine chemise bleu marine avec mon alma mater griffonnée sur le devant en grosses lettres majuscules, je sais que Holly avait raison.
Noel ne m'a jamais testé parce qu'elle voulait que j'aie des ennuis. Elle n'a jamais essayé de me taquiner ou de me tourmenter. Elle voulait simplement que quelqu'un lui accorde l'attention dont elle avait désespérément besoin en tant que jeune fille. Même maintenant, à dix-huit ans, c'est presque une évidence.
❗️SPOILERS❗️ ____________________________________ 🎄 "I’m not sure how it happened, but somehow, I definitely ended up on the nice list this year." - Saint ____________________________________
All I want for Christmas is Two is a short novella, written in Saint's POV. This was my first Amity Malcom read and I'll definitely be checking out more of their books. I thought this was cute and spicy, and I'd love to see more of Saint, Noel and Holly's relationship.
✔️ Age Gap (6 years) ✔️ Step Siblings ✔️ FFM ✔️ Light BDSM
Saint and Noel are step siblings, and they grew up with absent parents. And Noel was so lonely and needed him in her life but he kept himself away because of his attraction to her. Their family is getting together at their cabin for Christmas and he plans on going early so he can have some alone time. But when he shows up he finds Noel and her girlfriend Holly in the hot tub together. ____________________________________ 🎅 “I’m saying—Saint—that being on the naughty list is way more fun than the alternative. What’s stopping you?” - Holly ____________________________________ Holly acts as a buffer for the two of them at first. She let's Saint know how much Noel cares for him and wants him, and Holly wants him to give Noel what she wants. At first he still struggles with the idea, and when he realizes how much he hurt Noel, he let's himself have everything he wanted. When they all get together.... 🔥 🤤 ____________________________________ ❤️ "Because here, in this moment, I know I’m determined to keep both of these woman in my life for way longer than one night." - Saint ____________________________________
And did I mention I want more? Because I do. They were hot. I felt all of Noel's emotions toward Saint and want them to have everything they want together, regardless of what others will think. And I'd honestly love to see them stick it to their parents. ____________________________________ ❤️ "now that I know how good it can be, I know that all I want for Christmas…is two." - Saint ____________________________________
🎄 I was given and ARC in exchange for my honest review.
This Christmas novella had me hooked with 2 things. Christmas themed and FFM! Say no more! I have to read it!
⬇️ Tropes ⬇️
🎄 Taboo/Step Siblings 🎄 FFM 🎄 Light BDSM 🎄 Age Gap 🎄 Forced Proximity
All I Want For Christmas Is Two is told in Saint’s POV. Saint hasn't seen Noel in over 2 years and once he sees her again.... in a hot tub... naked.... with her girlfriend, Holly... it's hard for him to keep lying to himself. He wants his little step sister. And the more he watches, he realizes he wants Holly too.
Holly is the mediator and she made Saint realize that what he wants is exactly the same thing that both Noel and Holly want. Saint continues to fight his feelings, but eventually gives in. Then you get to settle in for a steamy, Christmas, FFM novella that is sure to put you in the mood 😉🎄
My only issue with this novella is that Saint was too much in his head. We got told alot from his inner monologue, but it would have been better imo, if we could have read the dialog and experienced the "now" with them. I still enjoyed this novella!
If you are looking for a quick, Christmas theme novella with FFM, then definitely add All I Want For Christmas Is Two to your December tbr!
Stars- ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Spice- 🌶🌶🌶
All I Want For Christmas Is Two by Amity Malcom will release on 12/4/23
*I was kindly given an ARC by Amity Malcom. My review is my honest opinion*
If you're trying to secure a spot on Santa's Nice List this year, then this is not the book for you, because this will cement your place on the Naughty List for sure.
Saint hopes to have a few quiet days alone at his family's Christmas cabin before the craziness of the holiday begins, but he's surprised to find that his bratty stepsister Noel and her girlfriend Holly had the same idea and are already there and getting quite cozy. When he gets an opportunity to live out his forbidden fantasy with his sister and her girlfriend, there is no way that Saint can stay true to his name.
This is a quick little novella with plenty of holiday spirit and enough steam to melt the rising snowfall. It's downright naughty and would definitely leave dear old Santa blushing. It's an enjoyable holiday escape and my only complaint is that it left me wanting more.
All I Want For Christmas is Two is a short, spicy holiday novella. I really liked the relationship between Saint and his stepsister Noel. They definitely had a history and a lot of feelings under the surface, so I wish that could have been explored and drawn out just a little more before everything was out in the open. I realize the spice was meant to be the main focus here, though 😂
Noel's girlfriend Holly was honest and outspoken, which is exactly what her and Saint needed in order to finally act. She was the perfect buffer between them and it paid off for her, too 😉 Go for it if you're looking for a forbidden, spicy holiday read!
I am a SLUT for a FFM story and this on did not disappoint. The author is right, it really is more spice than plot but truthfully sometimes that’s what we need. If you’re looking for a fun, spicy, quick read this holiday season. One that isn’t over the top Christmas-y but has just enough holiday elements and innuendos weaved throughout, this is for you.
The spice is spicy! 🌶️ 🥵 OBSESSED. I’m just going to say, red garland, chairs, and toys OH MY!
Thank you Amity Malcom for the ARC!
I was gifted an ARC in exchange for an honest review. These thoughts and opinions are my own. 🖤
Nobody writes a brat quite as well as Amity, and this book was no exception. It was the most delightful smutty stepbrother novella, and I devoured it in one sitting. There was some out of this world spice, but there were also moments that are more raw and emotional , where you can see the inner turmoil that the characters have dealt with. I love a novella that spans such a short time period, and leaves you feeling like the characters are heading off on their journey together and this really did that for me.
All I Want For Christmas Is Two was such a great Xmas story that got me out of my reading slump! It had a Forbidden romance with FFM and had a good plot with lots of spice! It was a quick read for me that was very fun and smexy to read. Saint was finally able to get out of his head and get what he, Noel, and Holly wanted. Highly recommend for the readers that love Christmas and taboo reads!
Saint and Noel are step siblings who have been at each others throats their whole lives. But this Christmas, their relationship reaches a whole new level with the help of a naughty Holly.
Holly and Noel have been together since Noel's freshman year. But Holly is aware of Noel's feelings towards Saint.
These three are so wrapped up in each other. Easy and fun to read and omg the dirty talk!
I’ve been dipping my toe into step-sibling romance and while some are done really well (Give Me More by Sara Cate) this one was lacking.
The characters are very forgettable, the relationship is too incestious to be enjoyable, the 3rd member of their throuple is fine with just watching so the FMC can “have whatever she wants”, and I’m pretty sure they insinuated that Santa is real.
This felt like it was written for the male gaze.
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
A mff book a fmf book . Its step siblings , the fmcs are bi , the fmcs are in a relationship before the night this happens and one of the fmcs is the step sister of the mmc ( THIS RELATIONSHIP ENDS IN BEING POLY)
Oh and she calls him daddy.
It was a good book - I need to read more by this author .
They are step siblings from a young age btw but that dont bother me . They also have both been into each other or rather lusting after each other For a while. They have a 4 year age gap
i absolutely love me a good FFM romance and those are hard to come by. i loved this christmas novella, step brother & step sister (plus her girlfriend👀) , kinks and just a whole lot of sexy time. i would love a full length novel of these 3, i enjoyed this so much.
if youre looking for a steam packed novella for xmas time. this is it.
Step sibling enemies to lovers + her lover?? Okay count me in
I really enjoyed this short novella, although I know it won’t be everyone’s cup of tea There was a lot of chemistry between the three of them, I wished it was longer. I loved holly & the way she made them all come together. And the Christmas names? obsessed.
As soon as I saw this was FFM, I had to read it. Being a holiday novella was just a plus.
Even though Saint ended up on the nice list and got everything he wanted for Christmas, he was super naughty. He went from voyeur to Dom real quick. Noel and Holly weren't complaining...much.
Very smutty, I enjoyed the Sapphic aspect of the book (obviously seeing as I'm a lesbian). I wasn't the biggest fan of all the d!ck, but that's to be expected, I enjoyed the BDSM and Voyeurism aspect, too. All in all, it was a good read. And recommend if it's your thing.
So lovely and so filthy. I love the taboo of this story and the hate to love going on. The characters are just a wonderful mess of insecurities and misplaced attempts at connection that drive the story into a beautiful awareness and deep experience.
This is such a spicy and to the point story that was so freaking cute!!! All we want is for someone to see us and not be forgotten and they did that here! Love it!
Normally I hate books with two girls and one guy it makes me feel uncomfortable (but really one girl and six guys doesn't for some reason) however I did actually enjoy reading Saint, Noel and Holly's story.
If you are looking for something spicy, taboo and quick to read with a holiday spin this could be a good bet. The story ended kinda abruptly but the FFM with a Dom duet was a nice touch!
Nope. Step siblings who met when she was EIGHT and he was fourteen. He calls her his sister and she calls him Daddy. And salacious reminisces about their time together - when she was a young teenager.