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Massive Erections: A Poetic Journey Through Engineering's Hardest Feats
Meet Wille, a spry construction engineer with an eye for the world’s most awe-inspiring erections. He’s ready, with a gentle, guiding hand, to thrust us into a poetic journey through history’s most riveting, jaw-dropping, and monstrous constructions. From the ancient wonders of Egypt to the soaring heights of Dubai, Willie inserts us deep into the stories behind these man-made conceptions. With wit, charm, and years of hands-on expertise, he exposes the tales of humanity’s enduring quest to build higher, thicker, stronger, longer, more pulsating, engorged, and shinier erections to impress men and women worldwide.
Bridges, towers, canals, and even out-of-this-world erections await your discovery. Whether it’s the Great Wall of China’s reacharound a bend or the seductive domes of the Taj Mahal touching your virgin eyeballs, Willie’s poetic narratives seduce and educate, making engineering marvels more relatable than the birds and the bees (WTF is that all about anyway?)
Bridges, towers, canals, and even out-of-this-world erections await your discovery. Whether it’s the Great Wall of China’s reacharound a bend or the seductive domes of the Taj Mahal touching your virgin eyeballs, Willie’s poetic narratives seduce and educate, making engineering marvels more relatable than the birds and the bees (WTF is that all about anyway?)
- GenresComedy
45 pages, Paperback
Published October 4, 2023
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January 18, 2025
THIS BOOK WAS MADE USING UNCREDITED AND UNCITED ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE!!!
I go back and forth on how much I think AI should be used in art, but I think it's deceitful to not disclose it's use. Nothing on the book, on good reads or on the sites selling it mentioned that AI was used. To me this is plagiarism, there's an argument that all ai art is plagiarism, but certainly not citting which ai was used is taking credit for other people's work and also not recognizing the creativity of an ai. Advertising it as an independent publisher when major publishers are banning the use of ai seems like it will hurt actually independent human publishers.
Beyond the ethical implications, this book reads like a first draft. Some poems are funny while some are barely intelligible. The art work has all the telltale signs of ai. I think this book had potential. If an organic intelligence had edited this, it could have been a silly and fun collaboration proving all intelligences can enjoy a good dick joke. Instead I'm left disappointed with a book that can only be described as flaccid.
I go back and forth on how much I think AI should be used in art, but I think it's deceitful to not disclose it's use. Nothing on the book, on good reads or on the sites selling it mentioned that AI was used. To me this is plagiarism, there's an argument that all ai art is plagiarism, but certainly not citting which ai was used is taking credit for other people's work and also not recognizing the creativity of an ai. Advertising it as an independent publisher when major publishers are banning the use of ai seems like it will hurt actually independent human publishers.
Beyond the ethical implications, this book reads like a first draft. Some poems are funny while some are barely intelligible. The art work has all the telltale signs of ai. I think this book had potential. If an organic intelligence had edited this, it could have been a silly and fun collaboration proving all intelligences can enjoy a good dick joke. Instead I'm left disappointed with a book that can only be described as flaccid.
January 10, 2025
A quick, thoroughly jocular, and highly entertaining read for anyone with a puerile sense of humor, likely myself, and/or desiring of a short break from more serious literature.
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