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When a housewife is ready for her midlife crisis, but gets a new job as the Grand Master’s zombie executioner instead...

Lucy Darnell has the perfect life, unless you count the fact that her son just lit someone on fire, or that her workaholic husband has become a virtual stranger, or that she was marked by the Zombie Queen and will become a zombie unless she can get the help of an insane vampire to stay human and defeat the hungry hordes. Wow. That escalated quickly.

A standalone book in a shared world with it's own happily ever after.

248 pages, Kindle Edition

First published October 19, 2023

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Juliann Whicker

76 books221 followers
She loves gardening, crafts, collecting craft books, and all things fantasy, particularly the urban kind.

When she isn't feeding her bernadoodle snacks, she can be found hiding in her garden writing tales of enchantment and romance. Also weirdness.

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1,543 reviews158 followers
July 11, 2024
I picked this one up based on the cover and it sounded super cute. I'm so glad that I grabbed it on KU because it's adorable. I ended up reading it in one session just loving Lucy and her whirlwind adventure as a zombie slayer. I love our vampire who she's connected to. The story made me giggle and I loved every moment. This is my first book by the author but she did an amazing job creating a captivating story. I can't wait to read more books by the author and the next book when it comes out.
91 reviews
July 23, 2025
We’re All Mad Here

I love this so much! This mom turned slayer has all the feels in a funny, mad-cap, sexy (closed door), wife/mom unappreciatedly frustrated package. I had a hard time putting this book down to do my own mind numbing boring routine… no worries, everyone still got fed.
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2,851 reviews181 followers
June 3, 2024
I love some of the books by this author, so I've been racing through her back catalogue. I didn't love this book. It was ok, and I can see myself trying the next in the series, but I really didn't like the start of the book and nearly gave up. Fortunately the end, everything is looking up for the heroine and her family. The humor is really over-the-top odd and there's a lot of violence, though more cartoony than realistic. The premise is that a housewife becomes a zombie hunter during a midlife crisis after her controlling husband sends their kids away to boarding school without consulting her.
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266 reviews9 followers
September 6, 2025
So good

I have read other works by this author & have really enjoyed them a great deal so when I saw this series l knew I had to read it. e absolutely loved the FMC & felt the entire read was just fun & happy. I cannot wait to start on the next book!
3 reviews
May 19, 2024
Loved it

I can't wait for book 2. Great plot and story. Loved the whole thing.
Char. Were well developed and easy to relate to.

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280 reviews3 followers
October 28, 2025
meh

I enjoyed the premise but the further the story went it Did not mesh or flow well-too many plot holes & just didn’t add up.
29 reviews
January 3, 2026
fun read

I was in a book rut and this was exactly what I needed. A fun quick read that had me smiling and giggling the whole way
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97 reviews
October 17, 2024
Would rate 3.5 if I could. I don't have a specific issue with it, but I was waiting for the "more" that I'm used to from her books and never quite got it. Totally love other books of hers, so I'm okay with just liking this one.
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