The Fresh Queen of Finance
NOWW, this is a story all about how
I talked some shit finance high-brow
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the queen upon the Forbes sub thirtayy
Innnnnn south east of Melbourne I was born and raised
On Instagram is where I spend most of my days
Trollin, deletin finfluencing all cool
Cosmaceuticals commission a pretty jewel
When a coupl-a listeners they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in finfluencer trouble, n’ my lawyer got scared
They said ‘You’re moving into hot water no transparency and no care’
I begged and deleted the terms day after day
But we reframed it as legal share agreement
I removed the member, and she got really shitty
I got back in my zone and said, ‘that is so special!’
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking Friday drinks out of a champagne glass
It this what finfluencers be livin like?
Hmmm this might be alright.
But wait I’m super prissy, bougie, all that
Is Forbes the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don’t think so
I’ll see in this chance
I hope they’re prepared for the Queen of Finance
Well uh, the mag landed and when it got out
There were people posting with criticism to call my name out
I ain’t trying to get famous yet
Not truthfully
I delete with the quickness light lightening, disappeared
:)
I’ll get cease and desist and when it comes here
The letter of threat will be a meme for your mirror
If anything I can say that you’ll never find me
And you won’t forget it, oh no, hell yeah
You’ll hide in M3 to delete and negate
I’ve quit your crap group, yo homes, smell ya later
I look at my income
I am finally there
Integrity, and my parody with Bel Air