I saw this house romance featured in Double Stuffed and I just had to read it, I was so curious, how could someone romance a house? WELL, it's actually wooden phantom hands (and other parts) that come out of the walls of the haunted house. Now you know.
It's really short, and we get PoVs from both the human and the house. The house was really funny in parts, and I wouldn't have minded if this was a bit longer.
Ever wanted to have relations with a haunted house? This is the story for you. Erotica, not romance. The house's POV chapters are especially entertaining.
She left the fridge door open. She wastes electricity. The human needs to be punished. The tile near her feet moved. Shush. I want to touch. A shadowed hand, barely formed, reached out of the wall. I pulled it back. Leave her be. Touch. Shush. call me Old Man Nebbercracker because i totally get it now!! i love griffith’s stories and surprisingly for a kinda weird not normal kind of book of theirs i didn’t hate it. definitely original and had me laughing my butt off especially when it came to the houses perspective. good read for spooky season and definitely seeing old man nebbercracker perspective now. a quick fun read but definitely check out their other work if this is the first thing you’ve seen by them. i’m truly a big fan of all their books even this one!!.
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This was a fun, spooky and rather hot read. Kristie takes a vacation in a remote cabin in the woods, planning for some relaxation, when the house takes a liking to her. She's trapped inside for her vacation weekend, and yeah, the house sees to all her needs ;P I love that the house enjoyed their spicy times as much as she did and I hope we get some more creepy steamy stories set in this house ;D
This was something of a "you know what, let's try it" book. It is very different to this author's usual fare as they themselves have said. I recall reading something vaguely similar a long while ago but it followed along a parallel sort of premise although it was being controlled by another being rather than the anthropomorphic manifestation of the house itself that you have here. So basically it's odd, different and perfect for Halloween.
Kristie takes a vacation in a remote cabin in the woods, planning for some relaxation and self-care, she even brought her BOB, though the house already comes well equipped. The House instantly takes a liking to Kristie and is intent on making sure she has a pleasurable stay with some scary, steamy action including a little dubcon and some spanks. Hot and steamy house-human erotic quickie.
A house that comes alive and decides to pleasure you repeatedly… yup. I said it. And it was a fun ride! Not really any plot because it’s a short story that centers around the spice. It’s not a romance either. Just lots of heat with dub-con. Spice level: 4/5.
Kristie has been a caregiver for years, but finally finds a way to take a mini vacation. She ends up having a great time. You're going to have to read it to find out exactly WHAT happens!
It was a bad read. It was nice and smutty. I did feel like the FMC was. . . Too disbelieving? Like she’d quickly think it wasn’t real directly after an encounter or two. Nobody is that trusting, quickly brushing off what was happening. That’s my only complaint.
This was a funny little weird read . I'm horrible at doing reviews that's why I do very little. But if you've read "Unhinged" or "Stuffed" then this is your vibe.
Short smutty horror-ish vibes and a wild ride. A horny sentient house and a human collide; but instead of murdering her- they/the house murder her 🐱 (dub con/non con?) and give her orgasms instead. Don’t worry the house lets her go. Loved this. 🏠🚪🪟👤
Read for the Monster Lover's Book Club for September 2024.
This short story apparently was inspired by House of Leaves. It's an erotic story about a woman who needs to get away from her life and rents a cabin for the weekend. Unfortunately, the cabin is inhabited by a lot of spirits that can only interact through the walls and furniture of the house. Technically this is dub/non con, but as with most of these kind of stories, our main gal loves every minute of it, even if she freaks out after each encounter.
There's a stylistic choice to try and differentiate the different spirits/personalities with different font styles. I sort of enjoyed this novella because I had my partner read the spirits' lines in various voices. But overall, it was silly in not a good way and the smut scenes were repetitive and boring.
The cover is a stock photo of a woman in black underwear in front of a stucco brick building. Does the job, at least it's not AI but yeah, gets the job done.