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Goblin Girls Do It Better
Lucas Mead-Slayer has seen it all.Or at least that's what he thought after over a decade of wandering the wilderness of his homeland and embracing everything it had to throw at him. He's fought terrible monsters, plundered ancient catacombs, and caught the eye of many unique and interesting adventuresses.After arguably the most harrowing situation of his life, Lucas has decided to seek out a friend in her home forest, maybe take a vacation, get away from all the craziness.Only it doesn't work out that way. As he stumbles into a war between three goblin tribes, he suddenly finds a group of horny goblin girls desperate for a new chieftain to help them rebuild their village.And, more than that, they're absolutely intent on securing his very personal help repopulating...GOBLIN GIRLS DO IT BETTER contains bratty goblin girls, unconventional relationships, and fantasy fun.
279 pages, Kindle Edition
Published October 25, 2023
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Misty Vixen
459 books344 followersHello and welcome to my website!
I am Misty Vixen (not my real name obviously), and I imagine that if you’re reading this, you want to know a bit more about me.
In the beginning (late 2014), I was an erotica author. I wrote about sex, specifically about human men banging hot inhuman women. Monster girls, alien ladies, paranormal babes. It was a lot of fun, but as the years went on, I realized that I was actually striving to be a harem author. This didn’t truly occur to me until late 2019-early 2020. Once the realization fully hit, I began doing research on what it meant to be a harem author. I’m kind of a slow learner, so it’s taken me a bit to figure it all out.
That being said, I’m now a harem author!
Just about everything I write nowadays is harem fiction: one man in loving, romantic, highly sexual relationships with several women. Nowadays, I tend to write more human on human stuff, but I still have a lot of non-human ladies in mind for the future, so if that’s your thing then stick around.
I’d say beyond writing harems, I tend to have themes that I always explore in my fiction, and they encompass things like trust, communication, respect, honesty, dealing with emotional problems in a mature way…basically I like writing about functional and healthy relationships. Not every relationship is perfect, but I don’t really do drama unless the story actually calls for it. In total honesty, I hate drama. I hate people lying to each other and I hate needless rom-com BS plots that could have been solved by two characters having a two minute conversation.
I am Misty Vixen (not my real name obviously), and I imagine that if you’re reading this, you want to know a bit more about me.
In the beginning (late 2014), I was an erotica author. I wrote about sex, specifically about human men banging hot inhuman women. Monster girls, alien ladies, paranormal babes. It was a lot of fun, but as the years went on, I realized that I was actually striving to be a harem author. This didn’t truly occur to me until late 2019-early 2020. Once the realization fully hit, I began doing research on what it meant to be a harem author. I’m kind of a slow learner, so it’s taken me a bit to figure it all out.
That being said, I’m now a harem author!
Just about everything I write nowadays is harem fiction: one man in loving, romantic, highly sexual relationships with several women. Nowadays, I tend to write more human on human stuff, but I still have a lot of non-human ladies in mind for the future, so if that’s your thing then stick around.
I’d say beyond writing harems, I tend to have themes that I always explore in my fiction, and they encompass things like trust, communication, respect, honesty, dealing with emotional problems in a mature way…basically I like writing about functional and healthy relationships. Not every relationship is perfect, but I don’t really do drama unless the story actually calls for it. In total honesty, I hate drama. I hate people lying to each other and I hate needless rom-com BS plots that could have been solved by two characters having a two minute conversation.
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April 19, 2024
Book is really good but not great
There aren’t very many highs in terms of adventure, making it half a slice-of-life. An adventurer retires and meets a bunch of woman who have been through a terrible situation after living a very straightforward country life.
The part that makes it unrealistic is the fact that everyone is so damn reasonable. It’s the number one thing that’s making me want to keep reading but it’s sadly something that I now realize a great or entertaining story doesn’t need so much of.
But I want it, so I’m on to book two.
That and the way the women interact, especially the first two, is extremely fun and entertaining.
At the end of the day, I want to see where they all go and I want them to succeed. I really liked these characters together.
There aren’t very many highs in terms of adventure, making it half a slice-of-life. An adventurer retires and meets a bunch of woman who have been through a terrible situation after living a very straightforward country life.
The part that makes it unrealistic is the fact that everyone is so damn reasonable. It’s the number one thing that’s making me want to keep reading but it’s sadly something that I now realize a great or entertaining story doesn’t need so much of.
But I want it, so I’m on to book two.
That and the way the women interact, especially the first two, is extremely fun and entertaining.
At the end of the day, I want to see where they all go and I want them to succeed. I really liked these characters together.
November 15, 2023
Lucas leaves home at a early age to make his own way adventuring .
Lucas finds himself lonely an alone as he finally finds out how it feels to be sober from mead after having to do penitents for making a god angry while drunk by stealing from a god . Having to do without companion ship for 9 months .Upon completion of said task he runs into a female goblin named Izzy an acquaintance of another female goblin he's journeying to be be reunited with . He's future wife to be exact . recommend reading excellent series .
Lucas finds himself lonely an alone as he finally finds out how it feels to be sober from mead after having to do penitents for making a god angry while drunk by stealing from a god . Having to do without companion ship for 9 months .Upon completion of said task he runs into a female goblin named Izzy an acquaintance of another female goblin he's journeying to be be reunited with . He's future wife to be exact . recommend reading excellent series .
April 7, 2024
Solid, but not exciting or flashy, fantasy harem book. I like the humour and some of the dialogue, but the sex is all very vanilla and a gets bit ridiculous at times. The MC has no standards and is a total slut that will fuck anything with two holes and a heartbeat. It starts to get cringy after a while, almost like he doesn't think about much else.
I don't understand the author's obsession with post-menopausal women in their 60s. It is mentioned by MCs in multiple Misty Vixen books and breaks the 4th wall for me, briefly taking me out of the story.
I don't understand the author's obsession with post-menopausal women in their 60s. It is mentioned by MCs in multiple Misty Vixen books and breaks the 4th wall for me, briefly taking me out of the story.
January 26, 2024
Indulgent fun
Alternate universe, magic, monster races, goblin girls, harem adult situations
Lucas runs into Izzy, a goblin girl fighting a zombie. And the story jump starts from there. Typos and dropped words, but not too much more than usual. Hate starting sentences with ellipses and lower case letters, though, so please stop; it's non-standard English. Let the reader fill the gaps. Probably will buy book 2.
Alternate universe, magic, monster races, goblin girls, harem adult situations
Lucas runs into Izzy, a goblin girl fighting a zombie. And the story jump starts from there. Typos and dropped words, but not too much more than usual. Hate starting sentences with ellipses and lower case letters, though, so please stop; it's non-standard English. Let the reader fill the gaps. Probably will buy book 2.
May 1, 2024
Very action packed in battle and mating
I enjoy reading this issue. I like the way the story flowed. I liked the way the main character dealt with the situations that he found himself in. Erotic story was well written. Excellent social interaction and relationship building well portrayed. Misty has a crafted a interesting dynamic in this story and I liked the flow of the action.
I enjoy reading this issue. I like the way the story flowed. I liked the way the main character dealt with the situations that he found himself in. Erotic story was well written. Excellent social interaction and relationship building well portrayed. Misty has a crafted a interesting dynamic in this story and I liked the flow of the action.
December 12, 2023
Another Great Book!
Have to say that Misty Vixen really is a great writer. I have to say that I really enjoyed the characters in this book. The MC Lucas is one of the better male characters I've read about in a very long time. All of the female characters were interesting, each having their own distinct personalities. Looking forward to the next book in the series.
Have to say that Misty Vixen really is a great writer. I have to say that I really enjoyed the characters in this book. The MC Lucas is one of the better male characters I've read about in a very long time. All of the female characters were interesting, each having their own distinct personalities. Looking forward to the next book in the series.
December 18, 2023
Loved it until chapter XX
I lived this story all the way up to chapter XX, then the whole chapter talked about "smoke weed". Huge turn off for me. So I had to drop it. It's a shame, but I'm not going to read a story that includes things like that. I can't stand the stuff at all, bad experiences with morons that smoke the stuff.
I lived this story all the way up to chapter XX, then the whole chapter talked about "smoke weed". Huge turn off for me. So I had to drop it. It's a shame, but I'm not going to read a story that includes things like that. I can't stand the stuff at all, bad experiences with morons that smoke the stuff.
March 6, 2024
Another great book by Misty!
This book is exactly what you expect from this author. Well written and edited. Fun story with even more fun characters. The personalities of the characters are so unique and well thought out. The interactions and conversations are so well done. Looking forward to the next.
This book is exactly what you expect from this author. Well written and edited. Fun story with even more fun characters. The personalities of the characters are so unique and well thought out. The interactions and conversations are so well done. Looking forward to the next.
November 3, 2023
Great opening
The story begins with Lucas saving a goblin girl. That quickly leads to him finding a purpose in his life. It's good adventure with plenty of fun time in between. Great story looking forward to more.
The story begins with Lucas saving a goblin girl. That quickly leads to him finding a purpose in his life. It's good adventure with plenty of fun time in between. Great story looking forward to more.
November 8, 2023
I liked this ,a lot!
Although,there are countless novels of men raising harems ,or waking from death in a strange world full of pussy,this one touched me in a way that was different I felt like I was there! Looking forward to the second one.
Although,there are countless novels of men raising harems ,or waking from death in a strange world full of pussy,this one touched me in a way that was different I felt like I was there! Looking forward to the second one.
November 9, 2023
Fun Story
I enjoyed this story immensely, good characters, just enough action and adventure to keep you turning pages, and great goblins Batman! enough hot goblin women and sex to satisfy the most jaded reader.
I enjoyed this story immensely, good characters, just enough action and adventure to keep you turning pages, and great goblins Batman! enough hot goblin women and sex to satisfy the most jaded reader.
November 20, 2023
Goblins truly do it better.
Again, Misty doesn't disappoint with this new one. Love the storyline, the characters, the action, the fun times. It is again a well-rounded story. Bring on the next one. Let us have more goblin girls.
Again, Misty doesn't disappoint with this new one. Love the storyline, the characters, the action, the fun times. It is again a well-rounded story. Bring on the next one. Let us have more goblin girls.
November 24, 2023
Outstanding, really Outstanding
You're best work since haven IMHO. I loved every moment. I was going to freak out if you started using the dreaded "triggered" word again or one of the other repetitive coming or orgasem words. But this is really great, thank you
You're best work since haven IMHO. I loved every moment. I was going to freak out if you started using the dreaded "triggered" word again or one of the other repetitive coming or orgasem words. But this is really great, thank you
July 15, 2024
Endearing, sexy and fun
A well written story that is endearing and sexy. A better vibe than some earlier works with a definite similar feel but much better with all the technical elements of a well paced and written story. Definitely looking forward to book two.
A well written story that is endearing and sexy. A better vibe than some earlier works with a definite similar feel but much better with all the technical elements of a well paced and written story. Definitely looking forward to book two.
December 31, 2023
We got Goblins
Im a fan of three things. Goblins, Harems, and Smokeweed. So yes I loved the book. Cant wait for the next one.
Im a fan of three things. Goblins, Harems, and Smokeweed. So yes I loved the book. Cant wait for the next one.
August 1, 2024
very good!
I thought the story was funny and enjoyable The characters are well written and thought out from what I thought.
I thought the story was funny and enjoyable The characters are well written and thought out from what I thought.
September 21, 2025
Sort of a Cosy Romantic YA style apart from it being very adult, weak but engaging plot, very easy read. Recommended if you like this sort of thing.
November 4, 2023
Excellent first book
Really enjoyed this book, the setting and characters were all really well planned out. Liking the progress Lucas, the main character made, can't wait to see what develops.
Really enjoyed this book, the setting and characters were all really well planned out. Liking the progress Lucas, the main character made, can't wait to see what develops.
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