Ree Drummond is a bestselling author and blogger – her blog, “The Pioneer Woman” (where she shares recipes, stories, and pictures of her family) is wildly popular. I first heard of her about a year ago when a coworker mentioned a recipe she’d gotten from the Pioneer Woman site, and I really enjoyed all of the photographs and detailed cooking instructions she presented on her blog. Ree Drummond has published a cookbook, but this is not it. Black Heels & Tractor Wheels is the story of how she met, fell in love with, and married her husband the rancher, whom she calls “Marlboro Man,” even though he doesn’t smoke – he’s got that rugged, outdoorsy, cowboy look that women (and the covers of romance novels) find so irresistible. It’s a sweet story. Ree had just moved back home temporarily from California, and was planning on moving out to Chicago, but two weeks before her move she met the man of her dreams and everything changed. She decided to stay and shortly thereafter Marlboro Man asked her to marry him. Ree goes on to describe the engagement, the wedding plans, the wedding, her own parents’ disintegrating vows/relationship, the honeymoon, her pregnancy, the birth of her first child, etc. etc.
This story originally appeared on Ree’s blog, and I’m not sure if or how it was expanded/edited for this book. The resulting manuscript is too long, too much, and I was ready for it to be over about half way through – there were way too many saccharine-sweet phrases, too many make-out sessions, too many times when Ree’s personality (as she described it) made me twitch. After listening to this, I just didn’t like Ree Drummond anymore. She seemed completely self-absorbed and naïve - superficial and helpless in a very annoying, girly way. And her attitude about her parents’ impending divorce – how it was such a trial for her – was so irritating. There were also way too many details about her embarrassing perspiration problems and projectile vomiting during her pregnancy. Ew. That’s what we call over-sharing. For someone who barely mentions the outline of her sexual relationship with her husband (whose name, by the way, we never learn) this is quite a departure. I can’t say that I had a real love affair with the Pioneer Woman blog, but I did visit a number of times thinking it was pretty neat. After listening to this, I need a nice, long vacation from the person I met in this book.