Yes, I really did read this...no, I can't rate it. I'd heard from fellow writer peeps that this was as B-movie as the title implied. And it didn't disappoint, but I've read Carla Cassidy stuff...and she's a good writer...I'm not convinced this book wasn't intentionally written this way. In my mind, a conversation occurred like this one: (definite spoilers)
*Editor calls Carla Cassidy*
Editor: Hey, we want you to write a romance to spec.
CC: Okay. I can do that.
E: An amnesia story. The heroine has amnesia.
CC: *writes down* Sounds good. Those are fun. What are you thinking? Major head trauma? Car accident? Or is this from like a traumatic event?
E: Head trauma...sort of...she's hit in the head with a serving tray.
CC: A serving tray?
E: Yes, and the amnesia doesn't start right away because she can't remember anything prior to when she climbs into a car the hero is repossessing...so...like delayed amnesia...by like, oh, an hour or so...maybe longer...you can decide. She has to escape and get a decent distance away so they don't connect where she was in the beginning for a while. Maybe miles... Yeah, she walked miles on foot while eight and a half months pregnant with a bleeding head wound and develops amnesia along the way.
CC: It's delayed that long after she lost consciousness?
E: Whoa! She can't lose consciousness. No, it's like a glancing blow to the head. Nothing that would need stitches or anything. We don't want her to look unattractive at all. Maybe a small scab type of head wound.
CC *blinks*: Okay. *shakes it off* But the hero is repossessing a car?
E: Yes. He's a former Navy Seal.
CC: Who now repossesses cars?
E: Yes.
CC: So, like exotic cars? Hot cars? Like a BMW or a Ferrari?
E: We're thinking two year old Buick from Big Bob's Used Car Sales. It's like a favor...don't overthink it.
CC: *clears throat* Okay, so he pulls up in a monster tow truck with testosterone dripping from its axles...
E: We're thinking he just appears on the street...inexplicably and has a key to get into the car.
CC: Is that the way repossessions work?
E: Does it matter? Oh, did we mention the heroine is pregnant?
CC: She's pregnant?
E: Yeah, we're thinking eight months...eight and a half months. But, don't worry, there isn't a father in the picture...but they won't know that...well, she'll sense that, but lets keep the sexual tension up by not revealing it until the end. A bit of a verboten sort of thing. She might be committing adultery...she might not...that's hot.
CC: Huh. So, she's a pregnant amnesiac with a glancing blow to the head who the hero finds when he's repossessing a used car that he has a key for?
E: Yes. Oh, and she's on the run from a cult.
CC: A cult?
E: A religious cult with a tie-in to the local police. She won't know that until later of course. She has very specific amnesia. Her name, her situation, this cult thing. But religious cults are where the money and power are.
CC: And they want her?
E: Her baby. As they do. See, because if they have this baby as the rising star in the cult...they can demand more money from cult followers. He's like the heir to the evil empire. It's how cults make their money. Don't overthink it. But we want them to try to abduct her from a Walmart after she's shopped there for clothes. Don't skimp on the descriptions of the clothes. Readers love that. Especially Walmart clothes.
CC: Okay, so the cult has like a tracking device on her somehow and hunts her down?
E: No, we're thinking a little old lady in Walmart sees her and phones it in.
CC: A little old lady?
E: AN EVIL LITTLE OLD LADY.
CC: Because this is a small town and they only have the one Walmart and...
E: No, it's in Kansas City. Don't overthink it. And the cult members will recognize the hero on sight when he saves her and they'll track them down that way.
CC: And then they'll start using tracking devices?
E: We're thinking...not. Yeah, not. The hero and heroine head off to a safehouse and grow closer together. And then the cult will just trap her into coming forward on her own...possibly hoping that she has amnesia because that's the only reason she'd really come forward given the circumstances.
CC: From the glancing blow to the head?
E: Exactly!
CC: So, in the safehouse, there'll be several sex scenes...and...
E: Whoa! She's eight and a half months pregnant. He can "want" to have sex with her and maybe HE enjoys a few things, but...let's not make it weird.
CC: Pregnant women have sex...even that late.
E: But it might start labor.
CC: Maybe, but...
E: We're thinking it's too weird. Plus, remember, she doesn't know she's not married. We have a few lines we'd like you to work in. Ready? Okay, first one: "He'd been surprised by the tiny kick of pure male lust in the pit of his stomach. He was thirty-three years old and rarely felt that particular feeling. And he'd certainly never felt it for a pregnant woman suffering from amnesia."
CC: Isn't that a little...
E: Don't overthink it. Also, we'd like you to up the drama by periodically having her think things like: "She only hoped they both would survive whatever happened next."
CC: Right before they face possible doom?
E: No, just whenever. Also, go ahead and set up for other books by describing all other male characters as over-the-top hot.
CC: In the heroine's opinion?
E: Or from his point-of-view. Either way. Did we mention he has a rough history? He was abused as a kid...it's made him a big jerk with serious trust issues.
CC: FINALLY! I can work with that. So, at the end there'll be this huge redemption scene where he learns to trust and that saves the day.
E: Not really. He can be a jerk and save her out of a sense of responsibility and to honor promises made to her...like being at the baby's birth. But have him keep leaving her again and again so she's never quite sure if he's legit.
CC: But he'll long for her and miss her due to their separation as a result of his pigheadness? His inner dialogue will show a complete change of heart?
E: We're thinking...not...not in so many words. Maybe a slight amount. He's a man...he's not supposed to show emotion. And then he'll throw out a few verbal expressions of trust at the end...maybe make a few short-term promises. Have him promise to be with her until Thanksgiving...that's like...a week or so in the future...that's good.
CC: And then in the epilogue...
E: No epilogue. But make sure the cult gets what they deserve. Arrest them all. Maybe throw in a murder or two in the past and pass the guilt all the way around. Because cults are bad news. Everybody hates cults...especially cults with little old lady narks. You can even make sure she gets what she deserves...or not...you're the author. Stupid little old lady narks. Anyway, the readers will want to see that resolved effectively. They're all about the details. Details like restaurant's mode of operations. The hotness of secondary characters. Walmart clothing.
CC: I see.
E: Oh! And the title will be...wait for it...Pregnesia. Get it? Amnesia and pregnant combined... Goldmine!
CC: Oh, for the love of... *starts lining up shot glasses*
So, how do you rate that? Because, really, it felt so intentionally B-movie and campy. And I enjoyed it like I would something in that category. I tend to think it was clever writing because, as I've said, I've read her other stuff. It's possible this was just an off "book" for her, but...I can't decide. It was a lot of fun and made me smile. By the way, in case you didn't get this from the above...don't overthink this one. Though, I am tempted to find out how repossessions actually work now...