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179 pages, Kindle Edition
Published December 15, 2023
Santa’s going to be coming down more than your chimney this year, baby.Carina (18, virgin, ballerina) and her sister were sent to live with her step-grandfather up in icy Canada after their parents were killed because of the mob life. Gennero (50, dirty Papa, head of mob family) is a naughty old man with the hots for his little step-granddaughter. The book is pretty much exactly what you would expect for this subject, except more comedy and less steamy. It’s filled with classic lines like.
Tonight I’ll be putting a partridge in your pear tree one way or another!The issues are Carina is completely innocent, yet she cusses like a sailor. It just didn’t jive with the rest of her character description. She also has an eating disorder because of her mean ballet instructor and we don’t even get to hear about Gennero murdering him!! Plus, the author completely skips over the butt sex! You'll be happy to know we have reindeer – which was all kinds of messed up.
Now, open those pretty lips, I’m going to feed you some Feliz Navi-Dick.The book tries for the laughs and some of them deliver. But nothing will ever be quite as hilarious as Satan by Layla Fae. That one had me ROLLING.