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"To all the self-proclaimed good girls who want to be chased through the forest, then fucked by a masked man"
First of all, i just wanna say that im never like never trusting booktok for book recs bc what the hell was this mess??? seriously this is one of the worst books I've ever read. Writing??? Bland literally it felt like it was written by a teenager who woke up one day and decided to be an author the very next day. Characters??? Both of them were so insufferable and absolutely pathetic istg i have never read such poorly written characters in my damn life. Chemistry??? it was as nonexistent as my patience by the end of this mess.
Literally i just couldn't decipher how in the world people enjoyed this or did i just read a different book. It is the classic "bad boy meets good girl and becomes obsessed" trope. How original. It's like the author took a page out of every cliche romance novel ever written. I mean, come on, can we get some originality here? It is a tale as old as time, where our brooding bad boy, known for more trips to detention than the average school year, meets his polar opposite: the human embodiment of a warm hug. Can you say "opposites attract" with a side of eye-rolls? Prepare yourselves for a romance so predictable, even the characters are checking their watches for the next plot twist.
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Roman Riviera
Let's give a standing ovation to this guy, because he literally carried the whole book and made it little easy for me to tolerate this chaotic mess. But even with his noble efforts, I couldn't bring myself to like him. I mean, seriously??He's so obsessed with this girl that he gives her a dress code in which he asks her to cover her damn shoulders why bc apparently, its the new aphrodisiac and if that wasn't enough he asks her to cover her goddamn ankles as well like wow who tf get's turned on by ankles?? sir there's certainly something wrong with your fucking head. Someone needs to remind him that we're in the 21st century, not the Victorian era
“On that note, no skirts, no shorts, no low-cut shirts, and—I never thought I’d agree with the teachers— no shoulders. For God’s sake, you better put away the shoulders. They’re too tempting. And those thin little tank top straps? So breakable. Actually, cover the
ankles, too."
He is the classic case of overprotective boyfriend syndrome taken to a whole new level. I mean, sure, we all want a partner who's fiercely loyal, but this guy takes it to an extreme. Killing anyone who even dares to glance in his girl's direction? Talk about possessive much! But hey, I'll give him credit for killing her abusive foster dad and also his creepy ass son. As for Bella, well, let's just say her contribution seems to be limited to reminding us of her petite stature at every turn. Thanks for the reminder, Bella. We wouldn't have known otherwise!
He's supposed to be dark and morally grey, but ends up being a total obsessive, impulsive psychopath who couldn't care less about anything besides his own ego. Dude knows he's putting his girl in danger with his stupidity, yet he keeps on doing it. There was a brief moment where I thought, 'Hey, maybe he's not so bad,' but that moment vanished in the thin air and never came back. And don't even get me started on the repetitive dialogue—like, seriously, how many times can you say 'my girl' before it just gets cringey? Instead of being steamy, it just gave me the 'ick' factor. Fr characters in this book need some serious diversity in their vocabulary.
"She’s a breathtaking peacock or a flamingo with her long legs and delicate curves proudly on display. In comparison, I’m a common, everyday, trash-living pigeon; loose-fitting jeans, an oversized hoodie, and red chucks."
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS????
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Isabella Garcia
She's literally the epitome of naivety, stupidity, and annoyance all rolled into one. And don't even get me started on how the author keeps hammering in how tiny, dainty, and fragile she is—I mean, are we reading about a person or a porcelain doll? Reading her point of view felt like a chore, I'm not gonna lie. It's like I had to drag myself through her pages.
If you know me you know that i hate doormat and dumb fmcs more than anything. She was an absolute mess literally she did nothing but create more mess for roman to clean. Istg there were times when she could've avoided the bloodbath knowing damn well that the guy is batshit crazy she didn't do you know why?? Because, apparently, she's got a PhD in stupidity. Instead of standing up for herself, she's constantly playing the helpless victim, expecting Roman to swoop in and save the day and the cherry on the top was that she always like always blamed roman for everything she did wrong. Between all the tears, unnecessary trouble and all the self-deprecating remarks she made it's a wonder she even remembers her own name.
Oh, let's talk about the reunion from hell, shall we? So, our dear mmc spends three lovely years behind bars, all because he wanted to play hero and defend his lady love. And what does he get for his troubles? A big, fat blame game from Miss Ungrateful. I mean, come on, lady, he practically sacrificed himself for you, and you have the nerve to whine about him leaving? Talk about being an ungrateful piece of shit and then she have the audacity to say that she loved him. ABSOLUTE FUCKING BULLSHIT
"Because I want him, too, more than anything else in the world. Not want. Need. I need him more than I need air. If he leaves, I won’t survive. There’s nothing else in this world that could compare to him. I’m his, and there’s a Roman-shaped hole in my heart that is perfectly made to fit him."
And, let's talk about the nickname disaster so, our dear fmc decides it's perfectly normal to call her man "Mickey" during the most intimate moments. I mean, seriously, what the actual fuck? see i know some people might find this cute but i just couldn't like it and found it extremely annoying. Ngl I've endured enough to deserve an award for getting through this mess of a book 🤦🏻♀️
"This is who we are; predator and his prey; Mickey and his mouse"
°˖➴ Overall, if you enjoy wasting your time on lackluster reads, this one's for you! 💌
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QUOTES
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“Go to Hell.”
“You’ll be right there with me.You’re my favorite sin.”
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“Don’t worry. If you break, I’ll put you back together. If you run, I’m running right behind you. If you burn, I’ll burn with you.”
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“Who do you pray to?”
“I don’t pray.”
“You’d get on your knees for me if I asked. Does that make me your god, Princess?”
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“The easiest thing I’ve ever done is love her. If I could do it all again, I would do it the exact same way. I would pick her. Every time."
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"My religion starts with “Isa” and ends with “Bella,” and I’d worship at her altar every night."
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pre-read review
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well let's see what's all this hype was about?? 😙💘