The richest man in the world invites a trio of mediocre golfers to play at a secret course in Scotland. The result of their efforts will somehow affect the fate of the world. Can golf save the world?
Fore? No, nine. That's how many literary grand masters each contribute a chapter and together bring you a blistering drive of a story that beats par with every page.
To the inauguration of the state-of-the-art course in Scotland come three notoriously hard-luck golfers--not to mention peace-seeking world leaders, havoc-wreaking eco-terrorists, a naked golfer in quest of a hole in one, and, in the putt to end all putts, enough plastique to turn the world into a giant sand trap. Will things get rough in the rough? Will the green run red? Where, exactly, is the mysterious nineteenth hole? With this suspenseful and hilarious ensemble tour de force of sex, money, and mayhem on the links, the "good walk" have never been more fun.
So sorry I wasted the time to read this. (Chosen to fulfill a prompt in a reading challenge.). As a lover of golf and Scotland, I was intrigued to read an author compilation. This book was disjointed, ridiculous and at times completely confusing. One good thing.....it’s over.
This book came to me inside a box of things (including other books) that a cousin gave to me. Brand new, with the dust jacket still intact. Didn't look like it had been read before.
Now I know why.
Not all of the book is entirely awful, as some of the author's really pulled their weight and made their chapters interesting even though the story in general couldn't be fixed. By the time it got to the skilled authors it was already doomed, with insane characters and a ridiculous plot.
There is this chapter, however, and I won't even go back to check on the name of the author, that has to be one of the worst published works I've read so far. The guy who wrote the chapter with "El Puma" was so annoyingly pretentious that he focused more in adding flamboyant words than in actually making sense.
Never forget this iconic conversation:
"He is Cantinflas."
"And you are Cortes."
This book will go straight to the bin after reading.
The authors jump around too much for most peoples taste in reading as well as use too many unneeded and normally unknown words that take away from the story instead of adding to it. This book is not one that I will be keeping on my book shelf. It will be going back to the thrift shop where I found it and where it honestly belongs.
I don't know if this quite lived up to the reread. There is quite a bit of golf - and thank goodness I had a golf unit in high school PE - and there are an awful lot of characters. But the second half, give or take, is interesting and degenerates into just plain silly. It's a fun read, and I'll forgive the goofiness because c'mon, it was written by nine different authors!
For anyone who liked this - or wanted to like it - I definitely recommend Christopher Brookmyre. Goofy hijinks, fair share of action, twisted sense of humor. Check him out!
I was interested in the concept, each chapter written by a different author, but they kept killing off and reviving characters all the time it was nonsense. After the first couple chapters most of the story was thinly veiled sexual innuendo and raunchy jokes.
I really enjoyed this book, my only disappointment was how long it took to get to the good stuff. I almost stopped reading it at the beginning because of the golf stuff. Glad I stuck with it.