Bad Beehavior

by G.M. Fairy

A pollinator and a florist: a love that blooms across the galaxy.

Baryx embarks on a journey through the universe to repopulate his kind and save the planet Earth.

When he arrives, he takes on his smaller form, and a human male tries to swat him, almost killing him. Jannessa, a sweet and gentle florist, rescues him and nurtures him back to health. As Baryx spends more time with her, he reveals his true identity, all while discovering new and forbidden emotions.

Torn between duty and desire, Bee, as Jannessa likes to call him, must choose: fulfill his mission or embrace a forbidden love with the woman who showed him the true meaning of passion beyond worlds

Genres: Romance, Fantasy, Erotica, Science Fiction, Adult, Novella, Smut

236 pages, Kindle Edition

Published February 14, 2024

About the author

G.M. FAIRY is a #1 best-selling, romance author who dabbles in Fantasy, Sci-Fi, and all things whimsical. She's best known for Get In My Swamp and Pounded by Produce. Her specialty is taking the stories we all know and love and ruining them in the best way possible.

Reviews

[Shawn McComb · Rating 5 out of 5]

very thought provoking.

[Lou · Rating 1 out of 5]

what the hell did I just read

[spidermse · Rating 2 out of 5]

I will start off by saying I have not read anything by this author before so I didn't really know what to expect going into this. Even knowing there was an MMC alien who shrinks to a bee-like size, I was expecting an alien romance. Not 150 pages of A Bee Movie p*rn.

It seems like my thoughts and review will be the unpopular opinion. But here it goes:

I can overlook a lot in this book. It's short, and very quickly after beginning this I could tell is was just smut and mostly no plot - which is fine. But there were a number of questionable things in this book that put me off of enjoying this story.

1. The consent issue. The MMC was going to Earth thinking he was going to have to impregnate a female that wouldn't be civilized enough to consent or understand what was going on. I understand that there was the whole thing of him being bred to complete this mission and he made some comments on not really feeling it was ok, but why did this have to be part of the book? Just....no. That immediately made me feel gross and I couldn't enjoy this book with the continuous issue of consent going on.
2. The theme of the human men in these stories being super awful and horrible people. You don't have to try to hard authors. I understand. I'm reading alien/monster books. I know men can never compete. 😆
3. The jokes around mental health in this made me feel icky. The FMC constantly joked about being crazy and the part where she is thinking about her feelings for the MMC and says "A mental institution seems more manageable than having normal men ruined for me for the rest of my life" was........ugh no.
4. The FMC was so annoying in this book. The back and forth she constantly did about doing the alien bee was hard to read. I finally had some respect for her when she made the decision not to have s*x with him because he had different thoughts about what their relationship could be but that was quickly squashed when she changed her mind. Again. No peen is worth pregnancy girl. Even alien or monster peen. And the "Can we just get this over with?" 🤢

Sadly this was a big disappointment. I was looking forward to it from all the good things I heard but it just wasn't for me.

[Mari · Rating 1 out of 5]

Why are there so many five stars? ?? This book is basically straight alien porn, zero plot or anything

[m.⋆˚꩜｡ · Rating 1 out of 5]

i somehow disliked this more than get in my swamp. genuinely dont understand why i keep doing this to myself except for insanity

[Grapie Deltaco · Rating 2 out of 5]

Oh wow!

Don’t love the dubious consent stuff with this colony and I’m glad it was called out….still super off-putting tho

And then I just

Yeah

CW: explicit sexual content, dubious consent, infidelity, violence, kidnapping, threat of sexual assault and forced pregnancy

[Unfortunate Reads · Rating 5 out of 5]

Everything you wanted a not Bee-Movie Bee Movie book to be and more

My followers were absolutely feral for a review of this book after GM Fairy announced it. So many people messaged me I had to ask to be on her “pre-reader” (you know what I mean) team to be ready for release day.

This book is so funny. As with the not-shrek-shrek book this movie is Loosely based on A Bee Movie, except less Jerry Seinfeld and more Jeremy Renner.

(Also thank you GM Fairy for changing his name to Baryx because my Dad’s name is Barry LOL)

⚓️ SPOILERS AHEAD ⚓️

Baryx is an alien who is going to pioneer the first mission to earth. His mission? To find a perfect female specimen, secretly “pollinate” her, then extract the embryo and hightail it back to the Colony.

Well, when Baryx lands he discovers humans aren’t the unevolved species they thought. He’s immediately attracted to Janessa.

Janessa owns a failing flowershop and is dating a dumbass named Kent. Like - Kent is unemployed and is about to get scammed into a MLM scheme selling knives.

Anyhoo, I’m gonna speed run the rest of this because so much is going on and I also don’t want to ruin it for you.

- Baryx finds Janessa in his “small form” AKA bee mode
- Kent freaks and whacks him but Janessa saves him and brings him home.
- When Baryx takes his large form, Janessa thinks she’s dreaming. (She keeps saying haha whatever you say dream bee which had me cracking up)
- She wants Baryx to take her to pound town
- Baryx catches Kent banging another woman in Janessa’s bed
- Kent threatens Janessa and Baryx turns on Touch her and Die mode.
- Kent’s jizz is just honey. It can also make plants grow
- His whole body vibrates when he’s aroused, including his eggplant.
- For those of you wondering what that new kink you discovered is when he goes into his bee form to pleasure her - it’s called macrophilia
- After some sex, a kidnapping by the bee aliens, and some human rights debate they end up getting to live happily ever after.

Jump to 5 years later and Janessa has facilitated the intergalactic unity of The Colony and Earth, Married Baryx, is very preggo, and has a whole slew of “magical jizz bee men” (direct quote) growing the earth flowers.

Yes, she does work in the phrase “Do you like Jazz.” Read at your own risk!

[Ale the feral reader · Rating 5 out of 5]

5⭐️
3.5🌶️

Ya like jizz? (This is a play on “Ya like jazz?” from the bee movie but sexier. I know that explaining jokes makes them even funnier so I explained this one).

Tags: F/M, alien MMC, breeding kink (kinda), touch her & d1e, dual POV, bee shifter?

Triggers: Abduction, cheating (not MCs), mentions possible forced pregnancy, mentions of domestic abuse, violence

Shit’s out of pocket fr AS IT SHOULD BE. It’s funny af like it’s a sexy version of the Bee Movie with a slight breeding kink and aliens. CREATIVITY ON FULL THROTTLE. It was also like cutesy?? Like why I kinda want a bee alien man now???? My guy has a vibrating, retractable dick and plant growing honey jizz like hello??? You’re ideal??? (Minus the fact he looks like a giant ass bee with 2 arms and legs and wings and antenna and shit we just gon ignore that).
Just read it cause like we’re here for a good time - not a long time. (Yes I read this book and wrote this review while under the influence) (Not under the influence of honey jizz) (I’ll let you guess what kind of influence)

[Urtė Caspo · Rating 4 out of 5]

"Bitės filmas" sutinka erotinį filmą ir gavosi kas gavosi. Man patiko. Ne dėl gvaltavonių, bet kad bitė-vyras ateivis buvo supažindintas su džiazo muzika, dušu, kava ir feminizmu.

[ash ୨୧ · Rating 2 out of 5]

for reference, I’ve never seen the bee movie before and I definitely won’t be after reading this 🫶🏻🫶🏻 i liked no part of this book, but was it entertaining? yeah, kind of. as far as who asked for this, I genuinely don’t know. we listen and we don’t judge ☺️☺️☺️

[Nyx · Rating 1 out of 5]

I - I just can’t find the words. What the flip was that 😭( i mean it was hilarious)

[Mira123 · Rating 4 out of 5]

Was zur Hölle hab ich da schon wieder gelesen?

[Irenesaurio · Rating 1 out of 5]

La verdad, no me gustó. Los monster romance regularmente me entretienen porque empiezan con curiosidad inicial sobre conocer el mundo del otro y la atracción va evolucionando. Sin embargo, aquí fue solo pum se conocen y ya se tienen ganas y 24 horas después están cuchiplancheando. No me gusta el monster romance desarrollado de esta forma, la verdad. Igual le haré video.

[Taylor Nicke · Rating 3 out of 5]

I’m obsessed with everything G. M. Fairy writes. So out of pocket but always entertaining. Baryx is actually so sweet and I was surprised that he’s very “touch her and die” but I love that trope.
Got to read this early thanks to ARC but I will be buying a physical copy to go with my G. M. Fairy collection.

[Rachel · Rating 1 out of 5]

Lines I didn't expect in this book:
1. Fucking a bee wasn't on my bingo card
2. I'm just a girl
3. Do you like jazz?

Also the happy ending in this story is the girl's business thrives because she gets the male bees to jizz over dying flowers to bring them back to life.

Jerry Seinfeld creating the Bee Movie was all fun and games until that inspired the author to create this pinnacle of smut

[Kelli Quinlan · Rating 4 out of 5]

3.25/5
Can't believe I have to fess up to reading this... but I have a reading goal to hit dammit! Quite literally a word for word replay of the bee movie if the bee was an alien that grew to human size and whose goal was the impregnant the human race...She has some other fun smutty stuff according to her website... really into shrek porn?? this is your lady!

[Lori R. · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was cute and fun! It definitely buzzed with sweet-as-honey goodness. I will never look at bees the same again. Maybe I’ll treat them to ice cream. And for whatever reason, I’m not so afraid of their stingers anymore. This was my first read by this author and I look forward to reading more.

[Romancing the Reader · Rating 4 out of 5]

Surprisingly good…

I love this little bee that turns into a big bee and pollinates women. And I’m not afraid to show it!

📕 𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: Bad Beehavior by GM Fairy

📙 𝗦𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀: Standalone

📗 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗗𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗹𝘀: E-book on Kindle. 🆓 on KU.

📘 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝗿𝗲: Sci-fi romance

📔 𝗧𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗲𝘀: Fish out of water, Bee Movie coded, instalove, fated mates.

📖 𝗦𝘆𝗻𝗼𝗽𝘀𝗶𝘀: Baryx has a mission to fly to Earth, pollinate a woman and return with a healthy embryo. But when he meets Jennessa, he realizes he’d give up his life’s purpose to be with her forever.

🌟 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄: From the writer who brought us the Shrek-themed Get In My Swamp, comes the latest creation… a Bee Movie erotica.

You laugh, but it was super good. Just like Ice Planet Barbarians, I ended this hoping for my own bee man. It was funny and adorable and a solid (but quick) story. The plot was well put together and the spice was spicing. I’d fall down a rabbit hole and read two or three more of these for sure.

𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴: 4/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐

𝗦𝗽𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗟𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹: 3.5/5 🌶🌶🌶

[kat !!]

oh.

[Chud Waffle · Rating 2 out of 5]

I hope baryx rips my organs out so I don’t have to ever fucking see this book again



And FUCK JANESSA she’s an entitled little HOE

[Cloud · Rating 3 out of 5]

God's curse or perhaps God's gift to this Earth.

[Eowyn Wagner · Rating 3 out of 5]

i actually don’t wanna talk abt it. the plot was so secondary and bad that it didn’t even matter, yet it was so funny i didn’t wanna put the book down. insane

[Elizabeth · Rating 4 out of 5]

I feel like I really learned a lot. Very informative

[christy - pr0bablyreadingsmut · Rating 5 out of 5]

i’ve said it before but i’ll say it again; GM FAIRY HAS DONE IT AGAIN FOLX!!!! she NEVER misses.

this book was so sweet and spicy and hilarious. our FMC is the perfect blend of feisty and horny. our MMC is the perfect mix of adorable and sexy. i’m obsessed with these two and their love.

giggling, blushing, kicking my feet. also craving some honey now (;

five honey-jizz stars

[Camela₊˚⊹♡ · Rating 4 out of 5]

This is an adult version of the bee movie with a few different spins. i’m obsessed with G.M Fairy. everything she writes is so unhinged and out of pocket but always so entertaining. I love Baryx he’s so sweet and innocent and will literally do anything to make Jennessa happy and safe!! Jennessa is so funny and she has so many good one liners. She’s literally me if I was in the same situation 😭. This was such a quick read and i really enjoyed it!

Thank you so much G.M Fairy for the opportunity to an ARC and read Bad Beehavior🤭🤍

[Laura · Rating 1 out of 5]

This is what Elon Musk thinks is going to happen to him. He’s had enough kids on Earth to know that no human woman will ever treat him like he’s some sort of sex god, so he’s going to resort to fucking martians, just waiting to be praised.

What the hell did I just read? And why is the writing kinda good though? In terms of story-building, this was not a hard read at all… if only the main takeaway wasn’t, AND I QUOTE: “All I can hear is how much any woman would die for a colony man.”

See, the thing is, I am NOT a Bee Movie hater. In fact, it is one of my most rewatched movies of all time. DARE I SAY I LOVE IT?!? DARE I SAY I’ve always had a minor crush on BARRY?!? Well, maybe. So, I believe I have every right to declare this was probably the WORST take on a Barry x Vanessa fanfic. This did not need to be a blatant colonizer love story, filled with sexual harassment/assault and bizarre, repeated references to the particular color chosen for the creature’s groin. What could have been a silly, weird reimagining ended up being offensive and deeply problematic. What a shame…

[Lauren Hennessy · Rating 3 out of 5]

Bee Movie porn, plain and simple, right?🤣 Wrong! This plot involving a colony of bee people needing to ‘pollinate’ Earth’s women quickly became anything but simple. In the same way that Ice Planet Barbs does, GM Fairy introduces side characters to foreshadow other books where they’ll likely be the MCs, and gave a foundation for this new bee/human world. Really sets the scene, ya know? Just as her other works, this book was insane and ridiculous and slutty. I’ll continue to read whatever she writes. 🤪

[Gabrielle Barbettini · Rating 3 out of 5]

This was just as interestingly written as her other books I’ve read from her, I did get to read it early via ARC download, I still really like her books I think they are fun and at times funny can’t wait to buy the physical copy to go with the rest of my collection! Can’t wait to see what she puts out next!

[Taylor Dawicke · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book was good! I love GM Fairy’s humor in all of her books and the FMCs are always so firey and hilarious. I love that even though it’s very insta-love there’s still some friction between the main characters even if it’s only for a second. Well worth the read.

[Elz · Rating 3 out of 5]

alien colony that straight up looks like giant bee people, who can also shrink down to bee size, cum honey to pollinate their species, but also help flourish this bitch’s flower shop. good for her. good dick, err, stinger… and good flowers