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Bad Beehavior
A pollinator and a florist: a love that blooms across the galaxy.
Baryx embarks on a journey through the universe to repopulate his kind and save the planet Earth.
When he arrives, he takes on his smaller form, and a human male tries to swat him, almost killing him. Jannessa, a sweet and gentle florist, rescues him and nurtures him back to health. As Baryx spends more time with her, he reveals his true identity, all while discovering new and forbidden emotions.
Torn between duty and desire, Bee, as Jannessa likes to call him, must choose: fulfill his mission or embrace a forbidden love with the woman who showed him the true meaning of passion beyond worlds
Baryx embarks on a journey through the universe to repopulate his kind and save the planet Earth.
When he arrives, he takes on his smaller form, and a human male tries to swat him, almost killing him. Jannessa, a sweet and gentle florist, rescues him and nurtures him back to health. As Baryx spends more time with her, he reveals his true identity, all while discovering new and forbidden emotions.
Torn between duty and desire, Bee, as Jannessa likes to call him, must choose: fulfill his mission or embrace a forbidden love with the woman who showed him the true meaning of passion beyond worlds
236 pages, Kindle Edition
Published February 14, 2024
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G.M. Fairy
16 books561 followersG.M. FAIRY is a #1 best-selling, romance author who dabbles in Fantasy, Sci-Fi, and all things whimsical. She's best known for Get In My Swamp and Pounded by Produce. Her specialty is taking the stories we all know and love and ruining them in the best way possible.
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February 23, 2024
very thought provoking.
May 24, 2024
what the hell did I just read
January 23, 2024
I will start off by saying I have not read anything by this author before so I didn't really know what to expect going into this. Even knowing there was an MMC alien who shrinks to a bee-like size, I was expecting an alien romance. Not 150 pages of A Bee Movie p*rn.
It seems like my thoughts and review will be the unpopular opinion. But here it goes:
I can overlook a lot in this book. It's short, and very quickly after beginning this I could tell is was just smut and mostly no plot - which is fine. But there were a number of questionable things in this book that put me off of enjoying this story.
1. The consent issue. The MMC was going to Earth thinking he was going to have to impregnate a female that wouldn't be civilized enough to consent or understand what was going on. I understand that there was the whole thing of him being bred to complete this mission and he made some comments on not really feeling it was ok, but why did this have to be part of the book? Just....no. That immediately made me feel gross and I couldn't enjoy this book with the continuous issue of consent going on.
2. The theme of the human men in these stories being super awful and horrible people. You don't have to try to hard authors. I understand. I'm reading alien/monster books. I know men can never compete. 😆
3. The jokes around mental health in this made me feel icky. The FMC constantly joked about being crazy and the part where she is thinking about her feelings for the MMC and says "A mental institution seems more manageable than having normal men ruined for me for the rest of my life" was........ugh no.
4. The FMC was so annoying in this book. The back and forth she constantly did about doing the alien bee was hard to read. I finally had some respect for her when she made the decision not to have s*x with him because he had different thoughts about what their relationship could be but that was quickly squashed when she changed her mind. Again. No peen is worth pregnancy girl. Even alien or monster peen. And the "Can we just get this over with?" 🤢
Sadly this was a big disappointment. I was looking forward to it from all the good things I heard but it just wasn't for me.
It seems like my thoughts and review will be the unpopular opinion. But here it goes:
I can overlook a lot in this book. It's short, and very quickly after beginning this I could tell is was just smut and mostly no plot - which is fine. But there were a number of questionable things in this book that put me off of enjoying this story.
1. The consent issue. The MMC was going to Earth thinking he was going to have to impregnate a female that wouldn't be civilized enough to consent or understand what was going on. I understand that there was the whole thing of him being bred to complete this mission and he made some comments on not really feeling it was ok, but why did this have to be part of the book? Just....no. That immediately made me feel gross and I couldn't enjoy this book with the continuous issue of consent going on.
2. The theme of the human men in these stories being super awful and horrible people. You don't have to try to hard authors. I understand. I'm reading alien/monster books. I know men can never compete. 😆
3. The jokes around mental health in this made me feel icky. The FMC constantly joked about being crazy and the part where she is thinking about her feelings for the MMC and says "A mental institution seems more manageable than having normal men ruined for me for the rest of my life" was........ugh no.
4. The FMC was so annoying in this book. The back and forth she constantly did about doing the alien bee was hard to read. I finally had some respect for her when she made the decision not to have s*x with him because he had different thoughts about what their relationship could be but that was quickly squashed when she changed her mind. Again. No peen is worth pregnancy girl. Even alien or monster peen. And the "Can we just get this over with?" 🤢
Sadly this was a big disappointment. I was looking forward to it from all the good things I heard but it just wasn't for me.
April 24, 2024
i somehow disliked this more than get in my swamp. genuinely dont understand why i keep doing this to myself except for insanity
November 19, 2024
Why are there so many five stars? ?? This book is basically straight alien porn, zero plot or anything
April 15, 2024
Oh wow!
Don’t love the dubious consent stuff with this colony and I’m glad it was called out….still super off-putting tho
And then I just
Yeah
CW: explicit sexual content, dubious consent, infidelity, violence, kidnapping, threat of sexual assault and forced pregnancy
Don’t love the dubious consent stuff with this colony and I’m glad it was called out….still super off-putting tho
And then I just
Yeah
CW: explicit sexual content, dubious consent, infidelity, violence, kidnapping, threat of sexual assault and forced pregnancy
February 15, 2024
Everything you wanted a not Bee-Movie Bee Movie book to be and more
My followers were absolutely feral for a review of this book after GM Fairy announced it. So many people messaged me I had to ask to be on her “pre-reader” (you know what I mean) team to be ready for release day.
This book is so funny. As with the not-shrek-shrek book this movie is Loosely based on A Bee Movie, except less Jerry Seinfeld and more Jeremy Renner.
(Also thank you GM Fairy for changing his name to Baryx because my Dad’s name is Barry LOL)
⚓️ SPOILERS AHEAD ⚓️
Baryx is an alien who is going to pioneer the first mission to earth. His mission? To find a perfect female specimen, secretly “pollinate” her, then extract the embryo and hightail it back to the Colony.
Well, when Baryx lands he discovers humans aren’t the unevolved species they thought. He’s immediately attracted to Janessa.
Janessa owns a failing flowershop and is dating a dumbass named Kent. Like - Kent is unemployed and is about to get scammed into a MLM scheme selling knives.
Anyhoo, I’m gonna speed run the rest of this because so much is going on and I also don’t want to ruin it for you.
- Baryx finds Janessa in his “small form” AKA bee mode
- Kent freaks and whacks him but Janessa saves him and brings him home.
- When Baryx takes his large form, Janessa thinks she’s dreaming. (She keeps saying haha whatever you say dream bee which had me cracking up)
- She wants Baryx to take her to pound town
- Baryx catches Kent banging another woman in Janessa’s bed
- Kent threatens Janessa and Baryx turns on Touch her and Die mode.
- Kent’s jizz is just honey. It can also make plants grow
- His whole body vibrates when he’s aroused, including his eggplant.
- For those of you wondering what that new kink you discovered is when he goes into his bee form to pleasure her - it’s called macrophilia
- After some sex, a kidnapping by the bee aliens, and some human rights debate they end up getting to live happily ever after.
Jump to 5 years later and Janessa has facilitated the intergalactic unity of The Colony and Earth, Married Baryx, is very preggo, and has a whole slew of “magical jizz bee men” (direct quote) growing the earth flowers.
Yes, she does work in the phrase “Do you like Jazz.” Read at your own risk!
My followers were absolutely feral for a review of this book after GM Fairy announced it. So many people messaged me I had to ask to be on her “pre-reader” (you know what I mean) team to be ready for release day.
This book is so funny. As with the not-shrek-shrek book this movie is Loosely based on A Bee Movie, except less Jerry Seinfeld and more Jeremy Renner.
(Also thank you GM Fairy for changing his name to Baryx because my Dad’s name is Barry LOL)
⚓️ SPOILERS AHEAD ⚓️
Baryx is an alien who is going to pioneer the first mission to earth. His mission? To find a perfect female specimen, secretly “pollinate” her, then extract the embryo and hightail it back to the Colony.
Well, when Baryx lands he discovers humans aren’t the unevolved species they thought. He’s immediately attracted to Janessa.
Janessa owns a failing flowershop and is dating a dumbass named Kent. Like - Kent is unemployed and is about to get scammed into a MLM scheme selling knives.
Anyhoo, I’m gonna speed run the rest of this because so much is going on and I also don’t want to ruin it for you.
- Baryx finds Janessa in his “small form” AKA bee mode
- Kent freaks and whacks him but Janessa saves him and brings him home.
- When Baryx takes his large form, Janessa thinks she’s dreaming. (She keeps saying haha whatever you say dream bee which had me cracking up)
- She wants Baryx to take her to pound town
- Baryx catches Kent banging another woman in Janessa’s bed
- Kent threatens Janessa and Baryx turns on Touch her and Die mode.
- Kent’s jizz is just honey. It can also make plants grow
- His whole body vibrates when he’s aroused, including his eggplant.
- For those of you wondering what that new kink you discovered is when he goes into his bee form to pleasure her - it’s called macrophilia
- After some sex, a kidnapping by the bee aliens, and some human rights debate they end up getting to live happily ever after.
Jump to 5 years later and Janessa has facilitated the intergalactic unity of The Colony and Earth, Married Baryx, is very preggo, and has a whole slew of “magical jizz bee men” (direct quote) growing the earth flowers.
Yes, she does work in the phrase “Do you like Jazz.” Read at your own risk!
January 29, 2024
5⭐️
3.5🌶️
Ya like jizz? (This is a play on “Ya like jazz?” from the bee movie but sexier. I know that explaining jokes makes them even funnier so I explained this one).
Tags: F/M, alien MMC, breeding kink (kinda), touch her & d1e, dual POV, bee shifter?
Triggers: Abduction, cheating (not MCs), mentions possible forced pregnancy, mentions of domestic abuse, violence
Shit’s out of pocket fr AS IT SHOULD BE. It’s funny af like it’s a sexy version of the Bee Movie with a slight breeding kink and aliens. CREATIVITY ON FULL THROTTLE. It was also like cutesy?? Like why I kinda want a bee alien man now???? My guy has a vibrating, retractable dick and plant growing honey jizz like hello??? You’re ideal??? (Minus the fact he looks like a giant ass bee with 2 arms and legs and wings and antenna and shit we just gon ignore that).
Just read it cause like we’re here for a good time - not a long time. (Yes I read this book and wrote this review while under the influence) (Not under the influence of honey jizz) (I’ll let you guess what kind of influence)
3.5🌶️
Ya like jizz? (This is a play on “Ya like jazz?” from the bee movie but sexier. I know that explaining jokes makes them even funnier so I explained this one).
Tags: F/M, alien MMC, breeding kink (kinda), touch her & d1e, dual POV, bee shifter?
Triggers: Abduction, cheating (not MCs), mentions possible forced pregnancy, mentions of domestic abuse, violence
Shit’s out of pocket fr AS IT SHOULD BE. It’s funny af like it’s a sexy version of the Bee Movie with a slight breeding kink and aliens. CREATIVITY ON FULL THROTTLE. It was also like cutesy?? Like why I kinda want a bee alien man now???? My guy has a vibrating, retractable dick and plant growing honey jizz like hello??? You’re ideal??? (Minus the fact he looks like a giant ass bee with 2 arms and legs and wings and antenna and shit we just gon ignore that).
Just read it cause like we’re here for a good time - not a long time. (Yes I read this book and wrote this review while under the influence) (Not under the influence of honey jizz) (I’ll let you guess what kind of influence)
March 13, 2025
for reference, I’ve never seen the bee movie before and I definitely won’t be after reading this 🫶🏻🫶🏻 i liked no part of this book, but was it entertaining? yeah, kind of. as far as who asked for this, I genuinely don’t know. we listen and we don’t judge ☺️☺️☺️
March 3, 2024
I - I just can’t find the words. What the flip was that 😭( i mean it was hilarious)
January 20, 2025
"Bitės filmas" sutinka erotinį filmą ir gavosi kas gavosi. Man patiko. Ne dėl gvaltavonių, bet kad bitė-vyras ateivis buvo supažindintas su džiazo muzika, dušu, kava ir feminizmu.
September 8, 2024
Lines I didn't expect in this book:
1. Fucking a bee wasn't on my bingo card
2. I'm just a girl
3. Do you like jazz?
Also the happy ending in this story is the girl's business thrives because she gets the male bees to jizz over dying flowers to bring them back to life.
Jerry Seinfeld creating the Bee Movie was all fun and games until that inspired the author to create this pinnacle of smut
1. Fucking a bee wasn't on my bingo card
2. I'm just a girl
3. Do you like jazz?
Also the happy ending in this story is the girl's business thrives because she gets the male bees to jizz over dying flowers to bring them back to life.
Jerry Seinfeld creating the Bee Movie was all fun and games until that inspired the author to create this pinnacle of smut
February 11, 2025
Was zur Hölle hab ich da schon wieder gelesen?
June 13, 2025
La verdad, no me gustó. Los monster romance regularmente me entretienen porque empiezan con curiosidad inicial sobre conocer el mundo del otro y la atracción va evolucionando. Sin embargo, aquí fue solo pum se conocen y ya se tienen ganas y 24 horas después están cuchiplancheando. No me gusta el monster romance desarrollado de esta forma, la verdad. Igual le haré video.
January 17, 2024
I’m obsessed with everything G. M. Fairy writes. So out of pocket but always entertaining. Baryx is actually so sweet and I was surprised that he’s very “touch her and die” but I love that trope.
Got to read this early thanks to ARC but I will be buying a physical copy to go with my G. M. Fairy collection.
Got to read this early thanks to ARC but I will be buying a physical copy to go with my G. M. Fairy collection.
March 21, 2024
I hope baryx rips my organs out so I don’t have to ever fucking see this book again
And FUCK JANESSA she’s an entitled little HOE
And FUCK JANESSA she’s an entitled little HOE
April 28, 2025
God's curse or perhaps God's gift to this Earth.
December 31, 2025
3.25/5
Can't believe I have to fess up to reading this... but I have a reading goal to hit dammit! Quite literally a word for word replay of the bee movie if the bee was an alien that grew to human size and whose goal was the impregnant the human race...She has some other fun smutty stuff according to her website... really into shrek porn?? this is your lady!
Can't believe I have to fess up to reading this... but I have a reading goal to hit dammit! Quite literally a word for word replay of the bee movie if the bee was an alien that grew to human size and whose goal was the impregnant the human race...She has some other fun smutty stuff according to her website... really into shrek porn?? this is your lady!
February 26, 2024
This was cute and fun! It definitely buzzed with sweet-as-honey goodness. I will never look at bees the same again. Maybe I’ll treat them to ice cream. And for whatever reason, I’m not so afraid of their stingers anymore. This was my first read by this author and I look forward to reading more.
May 31, 2024
Surprisingly good…
I love this little bee that turns into a big bee and pollinates women. And I’m not afraid to show it!
📕 𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: Bad Beehavior by GM Fairy
📙 𝗦𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀: Standalone
📗 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗗𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗹𝘀: E-book on Kindle. 🆓 on KU.
📘 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝗿𝗲: Sci-fi romance
📔 𝗧𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗲𝘀: Fish out of water, Bee Movie coded, instalove, fated mates.
📖 𝗦𝘆𝗻𝗼𝗽𝘀𝗶𝘀: Baryx has a mission to fly to Earth, pollinate a woman and return with a healthy embryo. But when he meets Jennessa, he realizes he’d give up his life’s purpose to be with her forever.
🌟 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄: From the writer who brought us the Shrek-themed Get In My Swamp, comes the latest creation… a Bee Movie erotica.
You laugh, but it was super good. Just like Ice Planet Barbarians, I ended this hoping for my own bee man. It was funny and adorable and a solid (but quick) story. The plot was well put together and the spice was spicing. I’d fall down a rabbit hole and read two or three more of these for sure.
𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴: 4/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐
𝗦𝗽𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗟𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹: 3.5/5 🌶🌶🌶
I love this little bee that turns into a big bee and pollinates women. And I’m not afraid to show it!
📕 𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: Bad Beehavior by GM Fairy
📙 𝗦𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀: Standalone
📗 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗗𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗹𝘀: E-book on Kindle. 🆓 on KU.
📘 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝗿𝗲: Sci-fi romance
📔 𝗧𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗲𝘀: Fish out of water, Bee Movie coded, instalove, fated mates.
📖 𝗦𝘆𝗻𝗼𝗽𝘀𝗶𝘀: Baryx has a mission to fly to Earth, pollinate a woman and return with a healthy embryo. But when he meets Jennessa, he realizes he’d give up his life’s purpose to be with her forever.
🌟 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄: From the writer who brought us the Shrek-themed Get In My Swamp, comes the latest creation… a Bee Movie erotica.
You laugh, but it was super good. Just like Ice Planet Barbarians, I ended this hoping for my own bee man. It was funny and adorable and a solid (but quick) story. The plot was well put together and the spice was spicing. I’d fall down a rabbit hole and read two or three more of these for sure.
𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴: 4/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐
𝗦𝗽𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗟𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹: 3.5/5 🌶🌶🌶
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March 1, 2024oh.
August 8, 2024
i actually don’t wanna talk abt it. the plot was so secondary and bad that it didn’t even matter, yet it was so funny i didn’t wanna put the book down. insane
January 28, 2026
I feel like I really learned a lot. Very informative
January 21, 2024
i’ve said it before but i’ll say it again; GM FAIRY HAS DONE IT AGAIN FOLX!!!! she NEVER misses.
this book was so sweet and spicy and hilarious. our FMC is the perfect blend of feisty and horny. our MMC is the perfect mix of adorable and sexy. i’m obsessed with these two and their love.
giggling, blushing, kicking my feet. also craving some honey now (;
five honey-jizz stars
this book was so sweet and spicy and hilarious. our FMC is the perfect blend of feisty and horny. our MMC is the perfect mix of adorable and sexy. i’m obsessed with these two and their love.
giggling, blushing, kicking my feet. also craving some honey now (;
five honey-jizz stars
January 25, 2026
please take my free will away from me
February 7, 2024
This is an adult version of the bee movie with a few different spins. i’m obsessed with G.M Fairy. everything she writes is so unhinged and out of pocket but always so entertaining. I love Baryx he’s so sweet and innocent and will literally do anything to make Jennessa happy and safe!! Jennessa is so funny and she has so many good one liners. She’s literally me if I was in the same situation 😭. This was such a quick read and i really enjoyed it!
Thank you so much G.M Fairy for the opportunity to an ARC and read Bad Beehavior🤭🤍
Thank you so much G.M Fairy for the opportunity to an ARC and read Bad Beehavior🤭🤍
September 23, 2024
Usually i pride myself on my normal book tastes, but my weird book club isn't normal. So we read this abomination. Bad Beehavior is just bad, like bad bad.
G.M Fairy made a pure smut book about barry benson and vanessa from the bee movie but just changed their names to baryx and janessa. OH and he's an alien who was there to force human females to repopulate his world but thats okayyyyy.
1 star for the horrid premise. the bee movie was already a terrible movie.
1 star for all the goddamn sex scenes cause seriously, we don't need to have sex before y'all escape from the ship!
and half a star for the fertilizer jizz.
i rest my case.
G.M Fairy made a pure smut book about barry benson and vanessa from the bee movie but just changed their names to baryx and janessa. OH and he's an alien who was there to force human females to repopulate his world but thats okayyyyy.
1 star for the horrid premise. the bee movie was already a terrible movie.
1 star for all the goddamn sex scenes cause seriously, we don't need to have sex before y'all escape from the ship!
and half a star for the fertilizer jizz.
i rest my case.
August 17, 2024
i need to stop reading these books thinking they'll be funny because they're mostly just bad but read it out loud to your friends and you'll get a kick out of it.
August 18, 2024
The most insane part of this book is how she maintained a failing flower shop in NYC
October 30, 2024
would you beelieve me if i said this was almost a three?
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