The Little Black Book of Tax Wisdom: Quotes, Quips, & Quiddities Every Tax Advisor Should Know

by Mike Kowis

The Little Black Book of Tax Wisdom is the complete handbook of tax wisdom, past and present. This leisurely read contains a huge collection of amusing tax quotes from Mark Twain, Chris Rock, George Washington, Winston Churchill, Ronald Reagan, Judge Learned Hand, David Letterman, and many more. It is intended for students and tax advisors of all stripes, including certified public accountants, tax attorneys, IRS enrolled agents, and the like.

To practice tax law, one must dedicate his or her entire life to understanding the Internal Revenue Code, U.S. Treasury Regulations, relevant case law, and IRS guidance. For anyone considering a tax career or interested in philosophy, politics, or government, herein you will find a treasure trove of entertaining and educational tax quotes from some of history’s greatest thinkers. It was written by award-winning author, Mike Kowis, Esq., and is the perfect complement to his recent book entitled American Tax Trivia: The Ultimate Quiz on U.S. Taxation.

Chapters
Sayings
Wisecracks
Taxpayers
Income Tax
Taxation is Theft
Pushing Up Daisies
Religious Teachings
Uncle Sam
Tax Policy
Big Spenders
Fair is Fair
Liars and Cheaters and Bears, Oh My!
The Taxman Cometh
It’s Complicated
Tax Law
Forms
Miscellaneous
Conclusion

Words from well-known humorists, politicians, entrepreneurs, philosophers, comedians, celebrities, and the Bible make up this diverse assortment of 610 memorable, bite-sized quotations about the IRS, tax law, politics, religious teachings, tax cheats, and much more.

“In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.” – Benjamin Franklin“

Only two things that scare me are God and the IRS.” – Dr. Dre

“I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money.” – Arthur Godfrey

“Then Jesus said to them, ‘Give back to Caesar what is Caesar’s and to God what is God’s.’ And they were amazed at Him." – Mark 12:13-17, NIV Bible

“In case you didn’t know, ethanol is made by mixing corn with your tax dollars.” – Paul A. Gilot

180 pages, Kindle Edition

Published December 4, 2023

About the author

Mike Kowis, Esq., is a corporate tax attorney, business law professor, frequent speaker, and award-winning author. In his spare time, he enjoys spending quality time with his family, reading, writing, and competing in off-road racing.

Mike has written 11 nonfiction books about various topics he feels passionate about.

Mike has earned a bachelor's degree plus two law degrees. He lives in Texas with his family and a rambunctious puppy named Mr. Pickles. You can find more information about his helpful books and speaking engagements at www.mikekowis.com.

Reviews

[Aaron Ging · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is an incredible assemblage of wisdom and wit from hundreds of eclectic and redoubtable individuals offering personal views and insights to the universal and timeless topic of taxation. Although less than the standard-sized coffee table tome, it would definitely adorn the average nightstand and provide soothing comfort to an otherwise restless night. It's not a resource manual to lower one's tax burden, but more likely will create a feeling of community that we're all in this together-- except the ruling class.

[Mark Holmes · Rating 5 out of 5]

The author did a tremendous job of assembling tax quotes to take the reader through a thought and laugh provoking exercise.