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Cum, Cookies, And Cream: An Erotic Christmas Story
Vik's boyfriend calls him, while he's baking gingerbread for their date night, and breaks up with him. Enraged, surrounded by all the gingerbread, sprinkles, frosting, everything he bought just for his now ex-boyfriend, and only a couple days from Christmas, Vik does the only thing he can think of doing to hurt create a life-sized gingerbread man.
NO USE OF AI WAS USED IN THE WRITING OF THE STORY OR THE CREATION OF BOOK COVER
NO USE OF AI WAS USED IN THE WRITING OF THE STORY OR THE CREATION OF BOOK COVER
- GenresChristmas
9 pages, Kindle Edition
Published November 13, 2023
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November 21, 2023
My friend Rae suggested this 0 ⭐
I was suggested this by someone I thought I trusted but it turns out that they can no longer be trusted to recommend books to me and will be banned from doing so henceforth. Further more why did the author feel the need to make the Gingerbread man scared during? This was a gingerbread man assault 😐
I was suggested this by someone I thought I trusted but it turns out that they can no longer be trusted to recommend books to me and will be banned from doing so henceforth. Further more why did the author feel the need to make the Gingerbread man scared during? This was a gingerbread man assault 😐
January 1, 2024
Jesus. That is all.
November 22, 2023
I’ve read worse. Personally I wouldn’t have eaten him in the end but that’s just me.
November 22, 2023
9 pages of madness - I actually can’t get over this. It was hilariously WACKY
December 20, 2023
If you see this, no you didn’t. Merry Christmas
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December 18, 2023Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
November 27, 2023
Curiosity really got me on this one. That and the 9 pages. I’m having a hard time visualizing how this happened, but I’m almost thankful that I can’t.
December 1, 2023
my first christmas read 🥰🥰🥰
November 27, 2023
1. maybe we shouldn’t write anything that comes into our brain
2. Maybe we shouldn’t read every cursed KU book we come across
2. Maybe we shouldn’t read every cursed KU book we come across
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March 23, 2024There will be spoilers.
This is the first review of my 5 book review journey.
You know the saying curiosity killed the cat. Well curiosity is my mistress and I'm her b*tch
And I'm pretty sure I just entered myself into a 1 woman literary torture read-a-thon
The book that started it all
And continued for reasons I'm not to sure except for me being an idiot.
I stopped a really good audiobook for this, and now I'm left with so many questions
Like the logistics of the gingerbread men, and the positioning and the creation design ... and how thicc was this gingerbread man? How did he not break his peen? Was the butt in the front or ... I don't know what was happening ...
How many ingredients were bought to make this? Obviously a commercial amount ..
And how long were the couple dating to cause this anger? I've been angry after a not break up break up but I've never been angry enough to decide I'm going to hate f*ck a gingerbread man . Did it not get soggy?
And was this a normal reaction?
When the ex -not- ex realized whay happened and ... well cleaned him. He didn't question it.. like it was a normal thing that has happened before... Has the MMC had coitus with other food items? I'd really hate to see what he would do to a foot long from subway ... really gives a whole knew meaning to you can have it your way....
And why did I not only read this but continue to finish the whole series....
The order I read this series is and yes j really did finish it...
And spoiler alert, this wasn't the worst one and it progressively got worse as I continued.
Christmas
Halloween
Thanksgiving
Valentines day
nEW years
This is the first review of my 5 book review journey.
You know the saying curiosity killed the cat. Well curiosity is my mistress and I'm her b*tch
And I'm pretty sure I just entered myself into a 1 woman literary torture read-a-thon
The book that started it all
And continued for reasons I'm not to sure except for me being an idiot.
I stopped a really good audiobook for this, and now I'm left with so many questions
Like the logistics of the gingerbread men, and the positioning and the creation design ... and how thicc was this gingerbread man? How did he not break his peen? Was the butt in the front or ... I don't know what was happening ...
How many ingredients were bought to make this? Obviously a commercial amount ..
And how long were the couple dating to cause this anger? I've been angry after a not break up break up but I've never been angry enough to decide I'm going to hate f*ck a gingerbread man . Did it not get soggy?
And was this a normal reaction?
When the ex -not- ex realized whay happened and ... well cleaned him. He didn't question it.. like it was a normal thing that has happened before... Has the MMC had coitus with other food items? I'd really hate to see what he would do to a foot long from subway ... really gives a whole knew meaning to you can have it your way....
And why did I not only read this but continue to finish the whole series....
The order I read this series is and yes j really did finish it...
And spoiler alert, this wasn't the worst one and it progressively got worse as I continued.
Christmas
Halloween
Thanksgiving
Valentines day
nEW years
November 21, 2023
LMFAOOOO only 9 pages of gay angst and doing filthy things to gingerbread
November 21, 2023
What did I just read 😂 9 crazy pages of spite fucking 🤣 cracked up the whole time.
December 16, 2023
I need to stop being curious
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November 22, 2023Idk man. You know I had to.
November 29, 2023
I have made a mistake. I thought this was about a sentient gingerbread man. I was very, very wrong.
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BELOW IS THE TRANSCRIPT OF THE RECAP ON UNFORTUNATE READS. SPOILERS AHEAD ⚓️
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Vik is at home slaving away prepping fancy gingerbread because his partner, Clark, wanted to make gingerbread houses together. He gets a call from Clark, who tells him he’s breaking up with him.
Vik, obviously shocked and distraught, flys off the handle. He starts yelling, asking if he’s banging his coworker Harry, and generally just having a meltdown.
Clark hangs up and blocks his number and Vik decides, you know what, this gingerbread was his MFing idea. I’ll show him.
He starts forming all the gingerbread into what I think is a life sized gingerbread man sex doll lying face down on his kitchen island.
He makes a little gumdrop face, fills all its offices with creamy icing, climbs onto the island, and drops trou.
He then proceeds to angerbang the gingerbread ass, cursing Clark, and Harry, and having a rage fantasy about it all. When the gingerbread booty crumbles completely, he moves up to the mouth.
He finishes and is covered in crumbled gingerbread, cream, and well…💦
Just as he’s getting off the island he hears the front door open, and Clark comes in. Clark starts to apologize but stops mid thought when he sees the mess that Vik is.
Fair.
Anyway, Clark explains he was afraid of how serious things were that he was meeting Vik’s parents, and that he would never cheat on him and he’s so very sorry.
Vik, still in rage mode, tells Clark all will be forgiven if he eats the spooge-filled gingerbread man. He does, and by the time he eats the whole thing he’s a blubbering snotty mess.
Vik demands one more thing though, that Clark clean HIM up too. After poor Clark finishes his task, they kiss and make up.
If that’s not a happily ever after I don’t know what is. Read at your own risk!
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BELOW IS THE TRANSCRIPT OF THE RECAP ON UNFORTUNATE READS. SPOILERS AHEAD ⚓️
——————
Vik is at home slaving away prepping fancy gingerbread because his partner, Clark, wanted to make gingerbread houses together. He gets a call from Clark, who tells him he’s breaking up with him.
Vik, obviously shocked and distraught, flys off the handle. He starts yelling, asking if he’s banging his coworker Harry, and generally just having a meltdown.
Clark hangs up and blocks his number and Vik decides, you know what, this gingerbread was his MFing idea. I’ll show him.
He starts forming all the gingerbread into what I think is a life sized gingerbread man sex doll lying face down on his kitchen island.
He makes a little gumdrop face, fills all its offices with creamy icing, climbs onto the island, and drops trou.
He then proceeds to angerbang the gingerbread ass, cursing Clark, and Harry, and having a rage fantasy about it all. When the gingerbread booty crumbles completely, he moves up to the mouth.
He finishes and is covered in crumbled gingerbread, cream, and well…💦
Just as he’s getting off the island he hears the front door open, and Clark comes in. Clark starts to apologize but stops mid thought when he sees the mess that Vik is.
Fair.
Anyway, Clark explains he was afraid of how serious things were that he was meeting Vik’s parents, and that he would never cheat on him and he’s so very sorry.
Vik, still in rage mode, tells Clark all will be forgiven if he eats the spooge-filled gingerbread man. He does, and by the time he eats the whole thing he’s a blubbering snotty mess.
Vik demands one more thing though, that Clark clean HIM up too. After poor Clark finishes his task, they kiss and make up.
If that’s not a happily ever after I don’t know what is. Read at your own risk!
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
November 28, 2023
They are holiday erotica which have basically the same storyline of becoming intimate with an holiday icon 🤣🤣🤣
I kid you not I could not stop laughing because whilst it's not super detailed there is enough to make the imagination to fill it in.
I would love to speak to the author J B Carter as to what led to these three stories. So yes they were a quick fun read
I kid you not I could not stop laughing because whilst it's not super detailed there is enough to make the imagination to fill it in.
I would love to speak to the author J B Carter as to what led to these three stories. So yes they were a quick fun read
November 26, 2023
That was entirely not what I expected. I am at a loss for words. This made me gag and gasp. What a messy 9 pages that I absolutely fucking loved. -1 star for making the ex-now-not-ex eat his cummy gingerbread man. Put me off gingerbread cookies for the foreseeable future. Still brilliant though.
November 29, 2023
Welcome to WTF Wednesday where I read the craziest things available on Kindle Unlimited!
Vik’s boyfriend has just dumped him on the week of Christmas, so he decides to make a revenge gingerbread man.
Just when I think I’ve found the worst book, I find this! What on earth was that!
Vik’s boyfriend has just dumped him on the week of Christmas, so he decides to make a revenge gingerbread man.
Just when I think I’ve found the worst book, I find this! What on earth was that!
January 21, 2024
Um.. sure
It's not good by any means but I suppose it was entertaining. It's one of those really short joke books so if you're into that go for it! (Side note: Vik has some REAL red flags.)
It's not good by any means but I suppose it was entertaining. It's one of those really short joke books so if you're into that go for it! (Side note: Vik has some REAL red flags.)
November 22, 2023
that was an adventure…
Hello Gingerbread smut…
I’ll never eat Holiday sweets at anyone else’s house ever again. Haha. What a fun little ride that was
Hello Gingerbread smut…
I’ll never eat Holiday sweets at anyone else’s house ever again. Haha. What a fun little ride that was
November 24, 2023
I need to stay off the internet 🙃😂
November 26, 2023
Saw this on “unfortunate reads” & it seemed so ridiculous I had to give it a try. The premise was wild but I will say the actual writing was pretty good. It’s only 9 pages.
November 27, 2023
I don't know what just happened honestly
November 28, 2023
Umm.. just to add to my book count
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November 29, 2023TRAUMA
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November 30, 2023I don't know... curiosity won out here.
December 1, 2023
Again I read this S*#t so my book besties don’t have to. But WTF 🤣. I mean thank you for 9 pages of absolutely fu*#ery! I don’t know what to say. Great way to start my Christmas reads! 🤣 😂
December 6, 2023
Using food to get off is not my kink. Only 9 pages so it was a quick storyline but ewww….
December 6, 2023
It was quite literally about Cum, Cookies, and Cream… and not much else. That being said I was laughing and giggling the entire time (aka. All 9 pages).
December 7, 2023
My therapist is going to hear about this
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