COUNTDOWN: Mid-20th Century North American Crime
BOOK 183 (of 250)
In the introduction, Max Allan Collins promises us "...perhaps the best 'socko' finish of any Spillane novel." Does Spillane deliver? Oh, please, the end is absurd. Still, this is...umm...odd.
HOOK - 2 stars: >>> "The guy was dead as hell. He lay on the floor in his pajamas with his brains scattered all over the rug and my gun was in his hand."<<<
These are the opening 2 sentences. We learn shortly that Hammer had invited a man to spend the night with him in his (Hammer's) hotel room and that Hammer drank so much he remembers little and wakes up to find his buddy dead after 2 shots were fired that Hammer doesn't hear! Nope, not buying it. You'd have to be dead drunk not to wake up to shots being fired in your own hotel room. That said, the dead person isn't a woman, so I'll give this unbelievable opener a second star for that twist. Interesting to note that 3 years after this book's 1950 publication, Chandler opens "The Long Goodbye" with Marlowe taking a drunk man, a stranger, home with him. There is an odd undercurrent in both books of what we'd call 'bromance' today mixed with homophobia. Strange bedfellows indeed.
PACE - 3: At 164 pages, this is longer than "I, The Jury" (143 pages) and "My Gun is Quick" (157 pages) all in the same volume with the same font/layout style. "Vengence is Mine" is a fast read.
PLOT - 2: Juno runs a 'modeling' agency that's more of a high-priced escort service, even though a photographer is involved taking legitimate cheesecake photos as part of the overall operation. Hammer's dead buddy from the opening chapter, Chester, had taken a 'model' out the night before but is killed. Early we learn that Chester had recognized one of the models as a girlfriend of his daughter, and that sets in motion a series of 7 murders. It's senseless, so what if he recognized one of the girls? The girls know each other, the businessmen/patrons know what's going on, Hammer knows, readers know. Hammer gets all self-righteous because a friend of his (a friend he hasn't seen for about 5 years, or since WW2 ended) has been killed and thinks "Then I got mad again because it was my friend that died. My friend." And here is where this novel veers into the "authors who try to hard"category: Spillane ups the friendship, has Hammer say to Velda "I bet it's a big murder, too. A great bit beautiful murder with all the trimmings." But it isn't at all. BIG murders occur in "I, the Jury" and "My Gun is Quick" (a too-quick gun may just be Hammers big problem, but that's for a separate discussion) and other works by Spillane. By the time the 7th murder rolls around, I kept thinking, "But why? So what?" Yes, Spillane is leading up to his 'socko' ending. It's not 'socko' at all. And the endings of "I, the Jury" ("It was easy", I said.) and "My Gun is Quick" ("He was still screaming when I pulled the trigger") are better and far more believable.
CAST - 2: Velda remains under the radar here until the final scene in which she is sensational. Hammer? He says things like:
-"It used to be a fag joint [about a restaurant]."
-"Let's see how the 3rd side lives."
-"There was a pansy down at the end of the bar..." I'm thinking, "Stop, Hammer, stop it, you've made your point, you're a hardcore straight man, I get it!" (If only there was time travel and he could listen to Lady Gaga's "Shallow" in which she writes/sings something like, "Aren't you tired of being so hardcore.") But Hammer can't stop. Get this:
-"Nobody was at the tables, but over half the booths were filled if you can call 2 people of the same sex sitting alone along the same side filled." Really, Hammer? Gay folks aren't even human? Things get even worse when Hammer says:
- "There was a Lesbian (yes, with a capital "L") who followed you into the ladies room. I bet she could have kicked herself when she found out you were no better than she was." Yes, I know it's 1950, but once a character is portrayed as such, one doesn't need to continue with the homophobia: another example here of Spillane trying hard to "up" his game. And, since I'm on the subject of 'upping" let's talk about Juno:
- "Juno guided me to a stool on Olympus."
- "Olympus smiled another dawn."
- "The gods on Olympus could well be proud of their Queen" (Take note!)
-Hammer offers a toast "To beauty. To Olympus. To a goddess that walks with the mortals." This goes on and on and then 40 pages later Juno is
- "...a smiling beautiful goddess...
- "It was only the radio playing, but it might have been a chorus of angels..."
Okay, to be fair, Spillane does have something in mind: there is a specific goal and the author makes that VERY clear. The author succeeds on setting the tone for his final line. It might have shocked some in 1950, true. It may have been the subject of many a cocktail party talk, true. And when Hammer laughs, one has to wonder if he is laughing at himself. Again, I gotta return to the opening with Hammer taking a friend to his hotel room then not remembering. WHAT is Spillane telling us? So that's my issue here, I'm not at all sure what Spillane wants us to see in Hammer in this book. But even given all the above, it's the number of hookers (with a stereotypical heart of gold) who are murdered for a senseless reason that leads me to a 1-star rating for the cast, with a second star for Velda's sensational appearance in the climax.
ATMOSPHERE - 4: A wintry New York is nicely done. We're just in the beginning of the 1950s boom, and there is money to be spent on gambling and booze and the most beautiful ladies of the world. The rich want even more. Hammer, I think, has no idea what he really wants.
SUMMARY: 2.6. In the same year as "Vengence is Mine," Patricia Highsmith takes the spectrum of sexuality just a shade deeper in "Strangers on a Train." Here, Spillane seems to be holding back on something. Here's the thing: this is the third in the series and the author ends this trilogy, this part of Hammer's life, on a very odd note. "I, the Jury" and "My Gun is Quick" are very good books. Here, the plot fails compared to those 2 novels. One last note: one of the hookers is named Marion Lester. Yes, Chester dates Lester. Spillane winks at us: take none of this seriously, it's all fun and games.