**Many thanks to Catherine Barra at Berkley and Alexa Martin for an ARC of this book provided via NetGalley! Now available as of 11.14!**
No blue trampoline covers! A 5 minute open garage door limit?!....No more than 15 lbs of PET??
(In that case, apologies to my lovely cat...sounds like we need to bump up the cardio! 😹)
What do all of these bizarre and restrictive rules have in common? They are all ACTUAL HOA rules in REAL neighborhoods. (At least...according to the Internet. 😉) Collins Carter is glad to have moved far away from this sort of goofy gatekeeping...until she finds herself RIGHT back in her parents' neighborhood and subject to all of the rules and regulations that come along with it. An embarrassing viral video and a manipulative hotshot Hollywood ex brought her writing career in LA to a grinding halt, and Collins returns home to find her hometown much as she left it. And there's one particular thorn in her side who makes his annoying (and annoyingly HANDSOME) presence known: she comes face to face with her former best friend Nathaniel Adams.
But Nathaniel hasn't been resting on his laurels...and his aspirations seem just within reach. Already a successful real estate agent in the area, he is about to run for president of the neighborhood's Homeowner's Association (HOA) and feels sure that his involvement and good favor in the community will lead him to a landslide victory. However, Collins is looking to make a name for herself too...and two can play at the public take-down game! With her lawyer sister Ruby's long-distance support and a fast friendship with a zany girl from her high school past to bolster her confidence, Collins launches an all-out battle for HOA president, determined to take Nathaniel down a peg...or several! But with smear campaigns flying and pranks whizzing back and forth, why is Collins suddenly feeling stirrings of feelings from so long ago? Is the fiery contempt of the past slowly morphing into something ELSE fiery...passion? 🔥 And when all the votes are counted, will winning the HOA STILL be more important than winning a certain someone's heart?
Although I'm far from a romance aficionado, this sort of romance is what I'd call standard fare. There are few surprises to be found, a small cast of characters (thankfully!), and the sort of silliness you'd expect from a premise like this one. Since in general it's hard to take a HOA TOO seriously, there's a certain amount of suspension of disbelief you need to have in order to take this journey with Collins. As much as I was rooting for some personal growth in our MC, she seemed young at the start and pretty much stayed in that place throughout the book. As much as I appreciated that she had some pals in her corner, it was a bit strange that the OTT and sort of valley girl, MLM loving neighbor became such quick friends with Collins also...she went from finding her sort of nuts to inviting her over and spilling her darkest secrets to her at chain restaurants over drinks pretty quickly. (Maybe this is what friendships are like for 20 year olds these days...but for me, I found it a little off putting).
Of course, the other piece of this puzzle is Nathaniel. This is enemies to lovers romance, but I'll be honest: these two NEVER really felt like full-blown enemies to me. There was a bit of snarky comments shot back and forth at the beginning, but Collins was acknowledging his hot bod from pretty much the get-go, and once we found out these two had such an intense past and were SUCH good friends...to the point where Collins' mom pretty much couldn't stop fawning over Nathaniel, it didn't feel like these two were so much enemies as Collins had been scorned when Nathaniel basically swapped high school cliques without an explanation.
I mean...it may have seemed world ending in high school I suppose. But a quick conversation between these two could have cleared that up at ANY point in time (and eventually does)...so the 'conflict' seemed a bit weak to me. Nathaniel is really 90% at fault for the entire demise of their relationship, so I didn't really get why Collins was so desperate to forgive him and so wooed by his 'newer' self. I also didn't really jibe with the banter or find it that funny, although again, this may be a sign of being a bit older than the target demo for this particular read. I just felt like the characters read a bit more juvenile than I'd expect and in that way I had a lot less buy in for the inevitable conclusion of this predictable rom-com. (No spoilers, but there may be a TV script penned by Collins that is actually called HOA**holes...with asterisks and all 🤦♀️)
Though Martin's twist on the neighbor to you love to hate...and eventually hate to admit you love...felt a bit unique with the HOA angle, when it comes to this neighborhood?
I may have 'paid my dues'...but I still got the eviction notice. 🏠
3.5 stars