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MillionOrc Matchmakers #1
First Comes Orc, Second Comes Baby
All Charlotte wanted was One Good Orc. Her, and her little dog, too.Charlotte is ready to trade in her dancing shoes for baby booties. But not yet. Maybe in a year. Old Charlotte would dive headfirst into a new relationship, new Charlotte has learned a magic word. Boundaries.
She thinks.
The millionaire Orc Brahnt Stonefist who MillionOrc Matchmaking says is her perfect match would tempt a vegan to eat steak.
But after two years in therapy, Charlotte is determined to do this the right way. For once.
Okay, so maybe “right” isn’t a one night stand and a surprise pregnancy. Who knew? But points for effort, right?
She tries to run, but Brahnt won’t let her hide.
This is a 42K Orc Monster Rom Com with puppies, low angst, no drama, steamy shenanigans and surprise pregnancy. This rom com proves that while old habits die hard, true love and one adorable puppy just might be enough to make a match between opposites.
Previously published on alternate pen name.
She thinks.
The millionaire Orc Brahnt Stonefist who MillionOrc Matchmaking says is her perfect match would tempt a vegan to eat steak.
But after two years in therapy, Charlotte is determined to do this the right way. For once.
Okay, so maybe “right” isn’t a one night stand and a surprise pregnancy. Who knew? But points for effort, right?
She tries to run, but Brahnt won’t let her hide.
This is a 42K Orc Monster Rom Com with puppies, low angst, no drama, steamy shenanigans and surprise pregnancy. This rom com proves that while old habits die hard, true love and one adorable puppy just might be enough to make a match between opposites.
Previously published on alternate pen name.
236 pages, Kindle Edition
Published November 17, 2023
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About the author
Emma Alisyn
140 books379 followersEmma is a Black/white Muslim American mom of five, ages 6-22, in her mid-forties just trying to live her best life…which usually includes coffee, wine, and an unfortunate habit of one-clicking any pretty special edition that winds up in her feed. (If you DM it, she will come.)
She likes K-pop (#army, #moa) cultivation dramas (Till the End of the Moon,) precioussss silence, and collects more makeup than she uses.
She bends knee to Michelle Sagara West, Anne Bishop, N.K. Jemisin, Grace Draven, J.D. Robb, and Nalini Singh—a nod to Sanderson, Goodkind, Eddings, McCaffrey, and McKinley.
If you are looking for romantic epic fantasy set in complex, diverse, sex positive worlds with morally gray societies, powerful anti-heroes with THAD energy, multi-racial heroines at least 35—if not 350—coming into power, and a central theme of family, both dysfunctional and supportive, then you will binge her stories..
She likes K-pop (#army, #moa) cultivation dramas (Till the End of the Moon,) precioussss silence, and collects more makeup than she uses.
She bends knee to Michelle Sagara West, Anne Bishop, N.K. Jemisin, Grace Draven, J.D. Robb, and Nalini Singh—a nod to Sanderson, Goodkind, Eddings, McCaffrey, and McKinley.
If you are looking for romantic epic fantasy set in complex, diverse, sex positive worlds with morally gray societies, powerful anti-heroes with THAD energy, multi-racial heroines at least 35—if not 350—coming into power, and a central theme of family, both dysfunctional and supportive, then you will binge her stories..
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November 24, 2023
this was so sweet and snarky. i loved charlotte and brahnt’s banter. and maaan i love me some horny orcs lmfao.
a super cute, fast read. perfect for a palette cleanser!
human ballerina x grumpy millionaire orc.
five instagrammable stars
a super cute, fast read. perfect for a palette cleanser!
human ballerina x grumpy millionaire orc.
five instagrammable stars
November 24, 2023
I have to start by thanking the author for offering me an ARC in exchange for an honest review.
He f*cked like every orgasm was a winning lottery ticket and he lived in a trailer park.
Rom-coms are not the genre I usually go for. I am more of a dark romantasy kind of gal. But, I absolutely love how this author writes, so, I am jumping on anything she writes, no matter the genre.
It is a short lovely novel, that can be read very quickly. The words just flow on the page. It starts with a ballerina, who arrives with a petite white fluffy puppy squeezed at her chest on the threshold of the Matchmaker searching for love through a program that promises to find human partners to millionaire Orcs. From then on, the story continued with a swoon-worthy romance, with plenty of spicy scenes (done well, I might add).
The sheepishness, combined with the thousand-watt smile and the alluringly graceful physique, bemused Matchmaker. But she didn’t think she would have any trouble making Charlotte a solid match. Orc males appreciated spirit, but they also adored a touch of wholesome sweetness.
Besides the fact that I usually do not go for rom-com books, I also reflexively steer away from billionaire/millionaire romances. Call it envy or class consciousness, but it rubs me the wrong way to read about the love interest being a staple for a system used to accumulate wealth on the backs of mistreated workers somewhere down the line. However, this book successfully treats the subject of the ‘millionaire boyfriend’ by not avoiding it. The main character has occasional remarks about the wealth of her Orc, and they are either done at his expense or as valid observations of someone from the ‘outside’, who is observant of the discrepancies between a ‘normal’ life and a ‘rich’ one. All of that without being too pedantic, but wrapped in a package of humorous language:
We really do need to eat the rich,” Charlotte murmured, snuggling against Brahnt as she popped a gold leaf and chocolate strawberry into her mouth. “Though I won't lie. I could get used to this.
One other thing I would note is that many authors stray away from using names of companies, restaurants, references to other popular books from the contemporaneous present (Fifty Shades of Grey), or present-day vernacular (like ‘boy math’). The reasoning is that with time these references come to fall flat, so, there is a certain risk involved in this. But this author showed, quite boldly by the many drops she did with present-day names, that you can worry less about the readers in the future in the favour of the readers you have in the present who would be delighted by such witty remarks and quick comparisons.
“I just don't see how this is going to work out well for me. It's like boy math and boy math always screws over the girl.” Everyone was silent as everyone contemplated the truth of that statement. No one argued.
“You're home early,” Charlotte said, justifiably suspicious. “Did you think I wouldn't know?” So they were cutting straight to the chase.“Know what, Mr. Grey?”
Overall, this book was great. I say that as someone who does not read Orc romances usually, and when she does, it is only when this author chooses to write another novel with Orcs in it (I much more prefer the way she depicts Fae romances, but that may be because I read the series The Fae Prince of Everenne three times already, and I am waiting for the next book like some may wait the second coming of Jesus).
November 25, 2023
This was a snarky but adorable send-up of monster romance. Charlotte is both sunny and neurotic and trying hard to learn "boundaries" in her romantic relationships. Somehow, she decides that the way to do so is to go to a matchmaker service that specializes in pairing humans with obsessive, "MINE!" Orcs. Brahnt is a millionaire Orc, with no particular interest in getting married, but Orc society is strongly matriarchal, and he's been volunteered by his strong-willed mother to enter into an Orc/human pairing which the Orcs are pushing as a way to integrate more fully with human society.
Even though both Charlotte and Brahnt have been warned not to sleep together on their first date, well, rules were made to be broken, and break they do. Six weeks later, when the blue line appears on the pregnancy test, Charlotte is still trying to find her boundaries, while Brahnt has entered into full-on Orc mating mode, insisting Charlotte has to move in and slyly tempting her to just give in to the inevitable. The romance between them was sweet, spicy, and firmly tongue-in-cheek with plenty of humorous snark. Charlotte is a glorious, emotional, hilarious hot mess while Brahnt is a squishy hunk of Orc cinnamon roll masquerading as a stern daddy, absolutely befuddled over how to get Charlotte to stop denying the emotional connection they both want. I received a free copy of this book from the author and am voluntarily leaving a review. All opinions expressed are my own.
Even though both Charlotte and Brahnt have been warned not to sleep together on their first date, well, rules were made to be broken, and break they do. Six weeks later, when the blue line appears on the pregnancy test, Charlotte is still trying to find her boundaries, while Brahnt has entered into full-on Orc mating mode, insisting Charlotte has to move in and slyly tempting her to just give in to the inevitable. The romance between them was sweet, spicy, and firmly tongue-in-cheek with plenty of humorous snark. Charlotte is a glorious, emotional, hilarious hot mess while Brahnt is a squishy hunk of Orc cinnamon roll masquerading as a stern daddy, absolutely befuddled over how to get Charlotte to stop denying the emotional connection they both want. I received a free copy of this book from the author and am voluntarily leaving a review. All opinions expressed are my own.
July 20, 2024
Part snark, always romantic,with plenty of heat !!
“Charlotte crouched. “We're going to go stay with Brahnt for a few days—” Brahnt snorted. “—because he's having an Orc meltdown and we have to be understanding. We’re deciding to choose our battles.” “Wise,” the Orc murmured. “Though I hesitate to kill your garden of delusions with the weedkiller Reality.”
Charlotte is a human professional dancer who meets Brahnt, an Orc, through a matchmaking service. Instant attraction and lust occurs which throws a few wrenches (as well as a pregnancy!!) into the mix as does a challenging potential Orc mother-in-law. But I loved the way Charlotte and Brahnt were willing to grow into the relationship and respect what’s important for the other. Brahnt is a wonderfully sweet and protective orc male. The other female Orcs provide a few twists along the way and I admit I admire the tendency to be a little bloodthirsty 😅!!.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
“Charlotte crouched. “We're going to go stay with Brahnt for a few days—” Brahnt snorted. “—because he's having an Orc meltdown and we have to be understanding. We’re deciding to choose our battles.” “Wise,” the Orc murmured. “Though I hesitate to kill your garden of delusions with the weedkiller Reality.”
Charlotte is a human professional dancer who meets Brahnt, an Orc, through a matchmaking service. Instant attraction and lust occurs which throws a few wrenches (as well as a pregnancy!!) into the mix as does a challenging potential Orc mother-in-law. But I loved the way Charlotte and Brahnt were willing to grow into the relationship and respect what’s important for the other. Brahnt is a wonderfully sweet and protective orc male. The other female Orcs provide a few twists along the way and I admit I admire the tendency to be a little bloodthirsty 😅!!.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
July 26, 2024
So there is a Matchmaker for Orcs and Humans and it is expensive. We meet Charlotte Trainor, who brings her therapy pup, Snowkiss. (Adorable!). Char has a twin that is very different from her, and their interactions are hilarious. Brahnt is the millionaire Orc that matches with Charlotte and it seems that she is not what he wants, but Matchmaker knows best. (She really does!). His mother, Regine is scary! OMG> Samesh, his father is awesome and I really like him. Finding out the differences and the ‘powers’ of the sexes was fascinating. I can’t wait to learn more about this world. I found myself laughing a lot, as well as freaking out because female Orcs are scary. A male orc will just hurt/kill you. A female will torture you to death. That’s my take away. Char & Brahnt break one of the rules and she ends up preggers. There are major cultural differences and there are misunderstandings. I loved this book. Total awesomeness and eek fest.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
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August 4, 2024Ballet dancer Charlotte (h) signs up for an Orc/Human matchmaking service, looking for love, stability, and someone who respects her career, is matched with Brahnt (H), a wealthy orc pressured by his family to find a suitable human wife. Despite initial nervousness, Charlotte and Brahnt begin to bond over shared preferences and life goals, and things quickly heat up, leading Charlotte to worry that she's allowing their relationship to move quickly. She insists on stepping back for six weeks, only to realize that she's pregnant with Brahnt's baby, prompting Brahnt to insist she move in with him for stability. Their living arrangement brings challenges, including Charlotte's struggle with her career, pregnancy symptoms, adapting to Brahnt's dominant nature, and his parents. Their relationship is filled with humor, tension, heat, and deepening connection as Brahnt and Charlotte grow in their relationship. Sweet and steamy orc-human romance, exploring love, courage, commitment, misunderstandings, family, and humor.
August 4, 2024
Charlotte and Brahnt are both looking for someone to spend their lives with, so they have come to the same place, both are using MillionOrc Matchmaking to help them find the perfect match. After all they are both looking for the same thing, right? OK, maybe not exactly the same thing. Alright, alright, they both have wildly different ideas on who their perfect match might be! Maybe that matchmaker knows what she's doing after all. It seems neither Brahnt nor Charlotte are known for following the rules and it doesn't take long before they are breaking the rules set forth by the matchmaker.
Oh, my goodness, the first thing I will say is that this is definitely a must read! This book is hysterically funny and kept me in stitches from the first page to the last. I loved the characters and there were some unexpected twists in the plot that quite frankly, just added to the hilarity.
I voluntarily reviewed a complimentary copy of this book.
Oh, my goodness, the first thing I will say is that this is definitely a must read! This book is hysterically funny and kept me in stitches from the first page to the last. I loved the characters and there were some unexpected twists in the plot that quite frankly, just added to the hilarity.
I voluntarily reviewed a complimentary copy of this book.
November 28, 2023
MillionOrc Matchmaker story!!
Quite entertaining story of a matchmaker who pairs orc men and human women. Pricey, but includes background checks, and a set of rules. Charlotte is paired with Brahnt. A coffee date turns into much more despite the “3-month date only” period. Charlotte is a professional ballet dance who jumps into things with both feet, and is always with her service dog Snowkiss.
Brahnt wants a quick turnaround on finding a wife and starting a family. He wants a low energy, polished partner who will meet his every need. He offers wealth and travel in return. While these two seem to be opposites, there is a connection that happens – could be pheromones.
Orc traditions, matriarchal testing, and unexpected consequences all combine to ensure an entertaining read.
***** I am voluntarily leaving my honest review of this book *****
Quite entertaining story of a matchmaker who pairs orc men and human women. Pricey, but includes background checks, and a set of rules. Charlotte is paired with Brahnt. A coffee date turns into much more despite the “3-month date only” period. Charlotte is a professional ballet dance who jumps into things with both feet, and is always with her service dog Snowkiss.
Brahnt wants a quick turnaround on finding a wife and starting a family. He wants a low energy, polished partner who will meet his every need. He offers wealth and travel in return. While these two seem to be opposites, there is a connection that happens – could be pheromones.
Orc traditions, matriarchal testing, and unexpected consequences all combine to ensure an entertaining read.
***** I am voluntarily leaving my honest review of this book *****
July 18, 2024
Boundaries
Reading this book was so much fun, I don't think I have chuckled like this in a long time.
Charlotte and Brandt are like polar opposites but they match so well in this story that you can't help but love their characters. Charlotte is like this people pleaser with high energy and Brent is dominant, obedient and ruthless.
If you like your female leads a little neurotic with a lot of sass and your male leads ruthless but protective to this book is for you. Their antics will have you laughing then wondering which one will win the round.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
Reading this book was so much fun, I don't think I have chuckled like this in a long time.
Charlotte and Brandt are like polar opposites but they match so well in this story that you can't help but love their characters. Charlotte is like this people pleaser with high energy and Brent is dominant, obedient and ruthless.
If you like your female leads a little neurotic with a lot of sass and your male leads ruthless but protective to this book is for you. Their antics will have you laughing then wondering which one will win the round.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
July 30, 2024
Charlotte is a ballet dancer whom saves up for a human orc matchmaker.
She seems to be frugal but matchmakers aren't cheap.
Her twin sister is a writer.
Charlotte seems to be anxiety prone, which is why she has an emotional support dog.
Charlotte seems to be eager to be matched but after the first date she doesn't contact Brandt for weeks.
She's very contradictory and indecisive.
She and Brandt relationship evolves in a backwards manner.
One date.
Pregnant.
Move in
Dating.
Meet parents.
Engaged.
Baby.
And her mother-in-law tries to get rid of Charlotte a couple times.
Yikes
I received an advanced reader copy of this book and am leaving a voluntary review.
She seems to be frugal but matchmakers aren't cheap.
Her twin sister is a writer.
Charlotte seems to be anxiety prone, which is why she has an emotional support dog.
Charlotte seems to be eager to be matched but after the first date she doesn't contact Brandt for weeks.
She's very contradictory and indecisive.
She and Brandt relationship evolves in a backwards manner.
One date.
Pregnant.
Move in
Dating.
Meet parents.
Engaged.
Baby.
And her mother-in-law tries to get rid of Charlotte a couple times.
Yikes
I received an advanced reader copy of this book and am leaving a voluntary review.
November 23, 2023
interesting new world
I like the concept.
However, I struggled to like her. There were too many contradictory things. Like “I want to take this relationship slow”, yet sign up to be matched with a species known to mate quickly.
Or “I’m having trouble making ends meet but I’ll spend a ton on therapy and a support animal.” Therapy is extremely important, but adding an extra mouth to feed doesn’t seem to be best advice.
I did like him. He seemed to balance being a tough businessman with the demands of his culture.
Now I wonder if Caro or Milgrida will get a story.
I like the concept.
However, I struggled to like her. There were too many contradictory things. Like “I want to take this relationship slow”, yet sign up to be matched with a species known to mate quickly.
Or “I’m having trouble making ends meet but I’ll spend a ton on therapy and a support animal.” Therapy is extremely important, but adding an extra mouth to feed doesn’t seem to be best advice.
I did like him. He seemed to balance being a tough businessman with the demands of his culture.
Now I wonder if Caro or Milgrida will get a story.
August 31, 2024
Wow what a great this book and I’ve never laughed so much at the antics between Charlotte and Brahnt as there band forms as they take it slow only because Charlotte always rushes into relationships oops to late now after there one night stand she is pregnant and is struggling with her career, hormones and how dominant Brahnt is telling her to move in with him as they over come the issues that have come up.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
November 20, 2023
Need a laugh?
Grab this book quick! You definitely want to read it. It’s laugh-out-loud funny. The mother-in-law is a nightmare. The female main character is neurotic and obsessed with social media. The Orc social system is beyond crazy. How could you pass this up? Remember laughter is good medicine. You will thank me later. Oh, and there is a love story, too.
I received a free copy of this book via the author and am voluntarily leaving a review.
Grab this book quick! You definitely want to read it. It’s laugh-out-loud funny. The mother-in-law is a nightmare. The female main character is neurotic and obsessed with social media. The Orc social system is beyond crazy. How could you pass this up? Remember laughter is good medicine. You will thank me later. Oh, and there is a love story, too.
I received a free copy of this book via the author and am voluntarily leaving a review.
December 4, 2023
This is such a sweet and funny romance! It's on the shorter side so it turned out perfect for what I needed to get me over a reading slump. I loved the witty banter between the main characters! I smiled and giggled so much while reading this. There is a few spicy scenes in this, but they aren't long and drawn out.
I will definitely be reading more from this arthor, that's for sure! This was definitely a great read.
I was lucky enough to get this as an ARC but these thoughts are my own.
I will definitely be reading more from this arthor, that's for sure! This was definitely a great read.
I was lucky enough to get this as an ARC but these thoughts are my own.
December 11, 2023
When side characters in a book are describing the FMC as TSTL there’s a problem and the writer should rethink where they are going with a storyline. Hated this immature, dumb ‘influencer’ chick with a passion. First 40% of ten book is her Spending 3k she really doesn’t have on a matchmaking service, getting matched, liking the match, sleeping with the match and then ghosting him because she’s scared of commitment.
August 10, 2024
First Comes Orc is a sweet and humorous Rom Com that has leads Brahnt Stonefist and Charlotte Trainor matched through MillionOrc Matchmaking and breaking some rules when their first date becomes a little steamy. Six weeks later…surprise!
I enjoyed this well written story of Orc/Human spicy romance, family dynamics, and two charming leads who made the story a fantastic read.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
I enjoyed this well written story of Orc/Human spicy romance, family dynamics, and two charming leads who made the story a fantastic read.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
August 16, 2024
Brahnt, an orc that's handsome and can cooks and clean, and likes to spoil women.
Charlotte, human woman that's sarcastic, brave, and driven. These two sign up to get a match at an Orc/human matchmaking service that leads us to an enduring funny story of how Brzhnt and Charlotte fall in love. Good book to read.
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Charlotte, human woman that's sarcastic, brave, and driven. These two sign up to get a match at an Orc/human matchmaking service that leads us to an enduring funny story of how Brzhnt and Charlotte fall in love. Good book to read.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
August 28, 2024
This was a very fun, sweet and spicy romance.
I loved the characters. Charlotte is a human who knows what she wants, and isn't afraid to speak her mind about it. Like, no filter! Brahnt is an orc looking for a mate. Fairly dominant personality, but a cinnamon roll at heart for Charlotte.
Wonderful, lovable characters. A fun and original plot. Lots of feels, little angst. Fabulous read!.
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I loved the characters. Charlotte is a human who knows what she wants, and isn't afraid to speak her mind about it. Like, no filter! Brahnt is an orc looking for a mate. Fairly dominant personality, but a cinnamon roll at heart for Charlotte.
Wonderful, lovable characters. A fun and original plot. Lots of feels, little angst. Fabulous read!.
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August 28, 2024
For better or worse, Charlotte was funny, I actually forgot it was a romcom, and I enjoy it as a book with extra and pleasant laughter. The cupcakes scene reminded me of the genre and the rest of the story was fun. I enjoyed the romance part, it made me appreciate Orcs more (as the more brutal side of this isn't for me). It was chaotic, Charloote especially all over the place and I loved it.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
August 30, 2024
Too funny! And sweet. Charlotte tries go keep Brandt at arms length, but he knew what he wanted and was willing to go after her. Rom Com is right! There's conflict around every corner, but they have a true connection. Great world building, great characters along with a great storyline to make for a sweet romance.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
August 3, 2024
I really enjoy a story that can make me laugh. Charlotte's dog, her trying to figure out boundaries, her enthusiasm for life and her general joie-de-vivre are in opposites to Brahnt. His desire for finding a wife and having a family with very little effort and on the low-key just doesn't mesh with her much more vibrant personality. But somehow they make it work!
August 13, 2024
It was so much fun joining Charlotte and Brahnt as they met, got to know each other with the tension between various characters. Charlotte a d Brahnt weren’t who you expected at the beginning and the other characters were wonderful as well.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
August 23, 2024
Great Orc romance. Brahnt and Charlotte's story is a fun read. This is my first book by Emma also my first Orc story. Emma does a wonderful job. I liked the humor. Brahnt and Charlotte are perfect for each other. This book is well written and I enjoyed the characters. I recommend this book. Enjoy your reading experience
September 29, 2024
I absolutely adored Charlotte and Brahnt! They were super super cute together. The banter was *chef's kiss* 😘
It was snarky, hilarious, so cute and with plenty of spice!!! 😍
This was a super fun world to read and I hope there's more to come because I would definitely love to read more of this universe!!!
I received this as an ARC and this is my honest opinion.
It was snarky, hilarious, so cute and with plenty of spice!!! 😍
This was a super fun world to read and I hope there's more to come because I would definitely love to read more of this universe!!!
I received this as an ARC and this is my honest opinion.
December 18, 2023
I enjoyed this story. It made me laugh with its two characters that are a bit snarky and funny together. Basically one Orc and one human meet and sparks fly but with a bit of a baby twist. Just a simple fun and entertaining story with some very funny scenes.
February 4, 2024
Enjoyable & very snarky
The characters are great. The female is driven, quirky, brave & totally sarcastic. The male is spectacular. He cooks, cleans, is rich, spoils the women & he's good on the eyes. The story is funny & easy to read.
The characters are great. The female is driven, quirky, brave & totally sarcastic. The male is spectacular. He cooks, cleans, is rich, spoils the women & he's good on the eyes. The story is funny & easy to read.
March 5, 2024
clever dialogue
This was a great read and a glance into a brilliant, hare brained and charming look into the musings of a delightful young woman and her very earthbound orc. Great.
This was a great read and a glance into a brilliant, hare brained and charming look into the musings of a delightful young woman and her very earthbound orc. Great.
June 4, 2024
The mysogeny gave me so much ick. And the BBS. But, of course, she's just a silly female who can't control her hormones around a hot guy no matter how many red flags he throws or how much he belittles her career.
July 4, 2024
Arc review I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review. What a cute story. Charlotte goes to a orc/human matchmating to find a husband and gets brahnt. These characters are funny and adorable.
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