I was a big fan of Niven in the seventies and eighties, both of his solo work and his collaborations with Jerry Pournelle. But like a lot of writers I read at that time, I kind of lost track of his later work, and indeed was surprised to learn recently that he is still around and still writing.
This book was published in the late 90s, and was originally intended to be a collaboration with Terry Pratchett, but the two were working on other projects and couldn’t find a time convenient to them both to get together, so Niven ended up writing it alone. However he is careful to explain in an afterword which ideas in the book were originally Pratchett’s.
It’s hardly surprising that Sir Terry would be a fan of the author of Ringworld, but is a series of comic short stories that Niven wrote about a hapless time traveller called Svetz that they bonded over here. Svetz lives in the 32nd century, when Earth is on its last legs due to pollution and climate change, most animal life is extinct and little is known of Earth’s history before a nuclear war that occurred at some point.
The world is now ruled by a series of hopeless Secretaries General, all called Waldemaar, all of whom do very little ruling and a lot of indulging their own obsessions. As such, Svetz gets sent on missions to the past to retrieve various things the latest Waldemaar has asked for on a whim. However what Svetz doesn’t know, and we the reader do, is that it isn’t the past he is travelling to, but various works of fantasy and fiction.
As such, when he is sent to retrieve a horse, he comes back with a unicorn. Instead of a gila monster he produces an actual dragon, and when sent for a whale the returned animal is Moby Dick himself.
In this, his first full length novel, a recent mission to Mars has found microbial life once existed on the planet, and the latest Waldemaar becomes obsessed with seeing an alien. As such, Svetz and a pair of astronauts are sent to Mars’ past to find anything, a plant or maybe simple life form, that might make him happy.
What they find instead, though, is that Mars is teeming with various different species of intelligent life. Unfortunately, those species are the ones from Edgar Rice Burrough’s Barsoom stories, from Ray Bradbury’s Martian Chronicles and CS Lewis’s Space Trilogy, as well as the tentacled brains from War of the Worlds complete with tripods and heat rays. On top of this, Ygdrasil, the world spanning tree of Norse Mythology just happens to be present, and is just about to make it’s connection with Earth.
The ideas here are wonderful, and for someone steeped in science fiction such as myself there’s a lot of fun to be had identifying and revisiting these beings. Unfortunately the execution is not quite what it should be. Niven rarely explains who these species are or what is happening, so that someone who has not read the original books would most likely be mystified.
Furthermore, his brain seems to work too quickly, so that he jumps from idea to idea at breakneck speed, so that even if you are familiar with the original works, it is sometimes hard to keep up. On top of this, the book is mostly dialogue based and heavy on spoken exposition rather than actual action, and while some of the ideas are very funny, Niven rarely seems able to build anything amusing beyond the idea itself. This makes it doubly disappointing that Pratchett didn’t stay involved as this is certainly something he would have added to the book.
So overall, if you know your sci-fi and are familiar with the books being referenced, this all quite enjoyable, albeit probably not as much as you’ll be hoping for. If not, I wouldn’t recommend it without going off and reading those other books first.