The acknowledgments say that one of their friends “wanted the Taylor Swift romance” so that’s how they came to write this book and I am pissed that apparently not a single person at Berkley (or even that friend that wanted this book) is a big enough Swiftie to realize what an incredible disservice this book is to Taylor Swift. I have gone to war for that woman both irl and online (and would do so 1000 times) so this book feels like a personal attack from start to finish. Full review to come 😤
FULL REVIEW ⬇️ ‼️ contains mild spoilers ‼️
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Right off the bat, I wanna clear a few things up so I don’t get the “just another crazy Swiftie” label slapped on my forehead 😤 yes, Taylor Swift and her music are a huge part of my life and thus very important to me. There are Swifties that liked or will like this book, and I am genuinely happy for them. Everything I’m about to lay out are my opinions and impressions of that book, and I can get very passionate when I explain those types of things and my vocabulary reflects that sometimes (all the time), but nothing I am going to say is a personal attack against the authors OR anyone that enjoyed this book. I understand that at least one half of this author duo is a huge swiftie herself, so I KNOW she (and presumably her husband) didn’t go into this with the intention of shitting on Taylor, but at the end of the day there seems to be a major disconnect between the story arc they chose and what I hoped it would or wanted it to be.
I read The Roughest Draft last year (long before I even knew about the existence of this book) and didn’t like it at all, and A LOT of the things I didn’t like about that one, also caused grievances for me in The Breakup Tour. Miscommunication, an extremely bland MMC and, this is most important, trying to force the writing to come off as deep, lyrical, poetic, emotional, etc by using big words or metaphors that end up reading more like “internal word vomit.” These authors’ books have been marketed “for Emily Henry fans” in the past, and I don’t like comparing authors, because reading and emotions evoked by it are subjective to the reader, but what I can tell you is that for me, Emily Henry (amongst others) has an effortless way of making her books “deep, lyrical, poetic, emotional,” whereas the two books I have read by these authors just didn’t manage to do that. It has felt forced and unnatural both times, and it takes away from the reading experience for me.
Example 1: the word “incandescent” was used six times in the book. Generally, that might not seem like a lot for a book with 31 chapters, but given the fact that incandescent is the fancy, big word version for bright, it felt a bit much, and I picked up on it by the third time the word was used, so by the time it popped up for a sixth time I just rolled my eyes.
Example 2: circling back to the overuse of the word vomit-esque metaphors - Riley is on stage performing one of her songs and mentally goes into a three page inner monologue about the heartbreak this song makes her feel. I’m reading, and reading, and reading, and reading…. thinking to myself ok this whole entire concert must be finished by now? NOPE, upon finishing this inner monologue metaphor situation, we get to the FIRST CHORUS OF THE SONG????? Like it took me 3 minutes to read this entire part and we’re only 30 seconds into the song??? I don’t know how else to explain it, but it just didn’t feel very smooth. I guess to me, the length of the inner monologues didn’t make sense for the amount of time that passed in the plot ?
I could give at least 5 more examples, but this review is already longer than any review I’ve ever written, so please just take my word for it when I say that their writing simply doesn’t appeal to me.
We have arrived at what will be a breakdown of the disservice they did to Taylor Swift. I knew my Swiftie heart was in trouble before we even got to the 5% mark, when I realized that Riley specifically wrote an album with 12 breakup songs, for 12 exes, and she was following along online as her fans tried to piece together which song was about which ex. I just…. What ? And then she wants her ex boyfriend (the MMC love interest) to perform with her, because she’s pissed that her other ex (the villain) is trying to take credit for one of the songs as her inspiration, but it’s the wrong song, because he (the villain) has his own song, so he’s just trying to ride her coattails for the more popular breakup song (the MMC love interests song), and he’s (the villain) just an asshole, so she must lay out breadcrumbs for her fans by getting the ex the song is actually about (the MMC love interest) to perform with her so they piece together that the other ex (the villain) is just spewing bullshit online. Was this supposed to be one of the infamous Easter egg hunts Taylor likes to send us on? Because let me tell you, they’re not usually about her fucking ex boyfriends.
Oh and then, the good ex (the MMC love interest) has a convo about Riley with another other ex (chill, laidback dude) and he goes on and on about how “Riley does it for the drama, for the heartbreak, she’s so dramatic blablabla” and the MMC enters a spiral of “am I just another song to her does she even care about me” because on top of the ex (chill, laidback dude) saying that, there are COUNTLESS incidences of Riley giving off exactly those vibes.
So yes, Riley, let’s talk about her, shall we ? I will not beat around the bush, so please just file this under passionate book musings and excuse my language - Riley might have been one of THE most selfish, arrogant, bratty, ignorant and plain fucking annoying FMCs I have ever come across. From the get go, she self sabotages her relationship with Max (MMC love interest), because “without heartbreak there are no lyrics. I am destined for heartbreak but at least I’ll have my career. I will continue dating and getting my heart broken forever but at least I can write songs. And why is Max not into the idea of performing with me? DOES HE NOT REALIZE I POURED MY HEARTBREAK AND HEART AND SOUL INTO THIS SONG ? Why does he not understand that? And omg I dragged him to this Hollywood party that I know isn’t his scene but why is he just idling alone by the pool does he not realize THIS IS HOW MY LIFE IS” like idk girlie maybe be grateful he came to the party with you ?
I understand that all of those things about Riley specifically were supposed to be part of her character arc, with her realizing that she’s so much more than “just her heartbreak,” but in my eyes, all it did was feed into every stereotypical, “boy crazy” narrative the media has tried to spin about Taylor over the years, and that was, quite frankly, absolutely infuriating. Maybe, if this book didn’t have Taylor Swift all over it, from the fact that I blind requested the arc because the cover gave me Taylor vibes (that’s personal perception, fine), to it being DEDICATED TO TAYLOR SWIFT, to the acknowledgments saying “for xyz friend that “wanted the Taylor Swift romance”” I could’ve just written it and Riley off as a “not for me, unlikeable FMC.” … IF ONLY.
So, call me a crazy swiftie or don’t, but this was a big fat giant miss for me.