This book is a generous helping of dark humor with a side dish of hope. Through these heartfelt and hilarious true stories, Andy discovers extraordinary meaning within ordinary events. He depicts what it’s like to live with a narcissistic home appliance, how to deal with a neighbor who is a vampiric wizard, and funny tips to navigate life if you’re a germaphobe. Andy recounts awkward, uncertain, and shocking events in a way that makes you feel like part of the story. You’ll hear about parenting blunders, travel mishaps, and heartwarming coming-of-age moments... all of which will remind you that this beautiful and uncertain world is not so bad.