Sounded nice on paper, but the execution is more "oh dear" than "wow".
First of all, literally from the very first line ("Wave-fucked. That's how Nell describes the island.") the prose tries way too hard to be deep, or different, or whatever. It's like the author is too self-conscious (or artsy!) to write a simple, direct sentence; everything is always "imbued" with something, things always have to have "meaning", the whole novel reads like it was written by a not ungifted 14-year-old with heavy delusions of grandeur. I mean, our main character can't even downshift her car like a normal person: "The gears grind, necessitating an ostentatious manoeuvre of the stick, making a drama of switching from third to second. And then, portentous and welcome, the tall pine at the entrance to the cottage lane appears, offered like a biblical miracle. [...] Morning will be here in a matter of hours, forcepped out of the night." Oof.
There are flashes of Ramsey Campbell-esque inanimate objects gaining unexpected (and unnecessary) agency: "A flask of coffee is almost empty but has helped move the morning in the studio along." When Nell rides a bike, she's "push-pushing on the pedals"; when she dives, it's "[d]uck down, lung suck. The burble-burble in ears." I have to say this picture-book level of writing drove me cray-cray.
The characters feel hollow and annoying at the same time: MC Nell considers herself some kind of artist, but the "art" she produces (or not, mostly she's content to just build stuff in her mind while filling her shed with crap picked up on the beach, she never comes across like a real working artist at all) does not strike me as all that great -- apparently there was an "installation" a couple of years ago that involved putting speakers in trees and struck me as not exactly well-thought-through, and living next to a lighthouse makes her think of "a different colour gel filter over the beacon for every night [...]. Her body and the light, refracting through the plastic film. Beaming a silhouette of herself out on to the ocean." She also has this idea of burying herself in seaweed, and she draws circles in the sand, like, literally. Yeah, well. Art. I guess.
When she's not obsessing over whether the dudes at the local pub say mean stuff about her behind her back (OMG they think she's a weirdo!!!), our MC also is a bit of a hell-raiser, as well as a hardcore feminist, evidenced by the fact that some while ago she made some kind of mock-up "Female Bible". "With four new gospels by women to replace Matthew, Mark" etc. This, apparently, had the same effect as, I don't know, setting fire to a church or something: "The parish bishop denounced the book with accusations of blasphemy. Radio call-in shows were plagued. A local politician [...] called her a heathen." To recollect, we're talking about this third-tier also-ran thirtysomething artist lady on a tiny world-forgotten spit of land in the middle of the sea who did a bit of arts & crafts on a bible. I don't know. If that's the kind of "art" you can take seriously, then good for you; I found the whole thing more than a tad pathetic, not to mention highfalutin.
Then there's the Iníons, some kind of females-only quasi-religious sect that for some reason decides to have our MC write their, um, Who's Who? I think? While the whole point of this (kinda gormless) sect is that it offers poor bedraggled women the chance to step out of their lives and begin anew, clean slate and new name and eradication of personal history and all? So what exactly is the point of hiring someone, a fairly unknown outsider at that, to put down the stories of who they are and what made them trek out to this god(dess)forsaken island? They can't find one of their own for the job, if it absolutely has to be done?
Also, am I really supposed to believe that for decades now, these ladies have lived a 100% self-sufficient life off the land on a cold, rocky island while their predominant activity seems to be communal all-night singing? The whole idea of the Iníons is about as well thought out as one of Nell's artsy-fartsy mind-projects.
Also, the island features a Sound. This Sound is, like, totally mysterious -- not everybody can hear it, but those who do wish they didn't. Needless to say, that whole Sound business pretty much falls apart as well, because the author does not seem to care about narrative too much. When we first meet the MC, she's on the beach as the Sound starts, and she just about makes it to safety before it starts raining dead seabirds, killed off by the noise: "The roof is horribly dented and Nell fears it might cave in. When the noises finally stop, she opens the door" to a scene of about twenty dead birds, some "utterly mangled. Twisted legs, eyes scooped out on impact [...]. A lone gannet, twisted and bloody, lies broken in the basket of her bike." (Yes, quite over the top. And by the way, the first thing our heroine does after making it home from that brutal eye-scooping bird carnage: "Craving comfort, she takes a chicken from the chest freezer for dinner." You go, girl!)
After this loving description of animal mass destruction, all that dumb Sound does is annoy those who can hear it, or make women bleed, even the really old ones. Not a single dead bird in sight. Also, you'd think this kind of natural phenomenon (the mass wiping out of seabirds; the mass-induced hemorrhaging in female humans) would bring all sorts of scientists and cranks and just general attention to the island, but no. Bible with ladies in it? OH MY GOD! Island-wide sonic avian death? Who cares.
Like I said, this is like something written by a fairly gifted, but totally unworldly teen.
Which also fits in neatly with the rest of the "action", which deals with Nell and the two boys, sorry, men she's involved with, one of whom she totally stalks, forever hovering outside his hut in the middle of the night, which is obviously totally normal behaviour and completely all right, even admirable: "Would he be disgusted or turned on by this lurking? He might even be impressed at the discipline, the commitment." Or he might quite reasonably grab his gun, lady. I was not all that impressed with a character that drives across the island to some other character's isolated house, with the single intent of secretly gawping into his lit windows. I was even less impressed with her 100% stalker "I bet he even likes it" reasoning, or the fact that the whole thing is presented as somehow "sexy".
(When the dude finally does figure it out and returns the favour, she basically drops her pants right there on the doorstep and has him screw her pretty much without even saying hello or something, so we know it must be love.)
The minute horny hut-dwelling stalkee guy is out to sea, Nell screws the local international movie star who's there to find his roots, which is every bit as cringe as it sounds, but hey, he's hot, all the females (though apparently none of the males, making this an exclusively heteronormative island) experience "blushing from eyelash to nape" when he's around, so what can you do.
I don't know. In essence, this is trashy fun with the fun part removed. It also reads like this was begun and put back in the drawer again a couple of times; the first couple of chapters I was actually quite drawn in by what I supposed was an exploration of the unsuccessful-yet-driven artist's life... but then the bad boy love interest showed up and things took a turn into YA-country. This kind of auctorial "Don't know where I want to be going" about-turn happens a number of times. There's no real flow to the narration, and like I said, the internal logic of the book just doesn't make sense. If you tossed out the pseudo-literary aspirations, you could turn this into a fantastic beach read -- rebel artist! Mega-isolated island! Mysterious (literally) killer sound! Ominous all-girls sect whose leader confiscates members' passports so they can't leave! World-famous movie star love interest vs. local troubled wild guy love interest! Touches of Wicker Man and crazy woman in the attic! A title that sounds fantastic but has no connection to the actual book at all!
Sadly, this apparently wants to be literature with a big L, so I suspect we're supposed to take all this nonsense seriously; which is basically made impossible by the rinky-dinky prose.
My thanks to Netgalley and the publisher for a free ARC in exchange for an honest review. I think I'll go bury myself in seaweed now.