Conqueror

From Chef To Crafter To Conqueror #4

by Gabriel Rathweg

Ryo was a chef, an extremely good one at that. That was until the entire universe as he knew it changed. After his spaceship is attacked and destroyed by an enemy armada, he finds himself in a situation he never could have imagined. Sent back in time and to an alternate reality, he has quite a few choices to make. Especially considering that the ruthless Kublai Khan and his Mongol Horde are just a few years away. Accompanied by an extremely advanced Artificial Intelligence, a medieval noble, and his samurai retainers, Ryo sets out to change the known world. At least this dimension's version of it! With his knowledge of history and the help of his companions can he stop the unstoppable tide of the greatest war machine the East Asian continent has ever known? Join Ryo as he tries to change history with a little bit of luck, a lot of technical know-how, and some fantastic food!

224 pages, Kindle Edition

Published April 18, 2024

About the author

Disclaimer:

Stop! Do not read this story if you are a Douchebag, Troll, Hate Music, are Anti-Marijuana, Dislike Fun, Don’t Like Video Games, and are just a Terrible Human Being.

If any of these describe you DO NOT READ THIS BOOK!

On the other hand, if you like all of those things and irreverent humor, pop culture, bad jokes, gratuitous language and violence, plus, you’re a fan of movies like:

Your Highness
Cheech and Chong’s The Corsican Brothers
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
The Princess Bride
The Goonies
Half Baked

On weed… Then this stories for you!

Eyrth Online is the adventures of Lawrence Wrath. Just your everyday average stoner, who gets to play the most amazing virtual reality massively multiplayer role playing game (VRMMORPG) of all time;

EYRTH ONLINE

If you enjoy stoner comedies and escapism then this books for you. I have created a Spotify playlist that I was listening to when I wrote these novellas. Each song is the title of the chapter and is the musical theme for that chapter.

I originally intended for you the reader to imbibe some marijuana, start the playlist, and jump into my world. If you don’t smoke that is fine, if you can’t read and listen to music that is fine too. Just read the way you normally do and enjoy the story

But, if you like to smoke some herb and jam out to tunes while you are reading a great book, then I think you will love Eyrth Online. You will need a Spotify account to access the play list, if you don’t have one you will have to gather the songs on your own. Sorry about that.

All characters and events in this series…
Even those based on real people…
Are entirely fictional…
All celebrity likenesses and voices are impersonated… poorly…
All music is not mine, none of it, at all…
The following episode contains coarse language, gratuitous sex, violence, and due to its content…
it should not be read or listened to by anyone.

Eyrth Online: The Green Album – Volume 1

400 pages of Stoner LitRPG goodness, plus 81 different songs on the playlist to tantalize your sound tubes! Could you ask for more?

Praise about this book…

“While I don’t usually endorse forced sodomy… this book is funny as hell!” Me.

“I think I laughed once… Wait, no I definitely laughed one time… I think… did I read your book babe?” My Girlfriend

“I literally pooped myself… but I’ve been sick so… it could have been that.” Some Guy

“What’s a VRMMORPG?” My Dad

“I do believe you have a dangling participle sir.” Tim curry.

It contains episodes 1-4 of EO. It’s FREE on Kindle Unlimited and $3.99 for an Ebook. The playlist has been updated and is on Spotify, The Youtube link is on the bottom! Thanks Matt Westgate! I didn’t even think about it!


Oh, I am going to Thailand for 1 month! I won’t be back till the middle of August. So, I am going to try to push out episode 5, but I can’t promise anything. Thanks ya’ll, enjoy the novellas and stuff.

https://www.amazon.com/Eyrth-Online-G...

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list...

Much Love and a Dank Fatty!


Gabriel Rathweg,

(ps there is drug use and lots of profanity… not for kids)

I do not smoke with my hand
I do not smoke with my weapon
I smoke with my heart

Reviews

[Michael Jackson · Rating 5 out of 5]

Fantastic

Another great book in the series, more a build up to the next book and we have battles plus more back story on other charachters, I just hope the next in this series hurrys up as it is not quite a cliffhanger but argh it's a diamond in the rough.

[Ptdog · Rating 3 out of 5]

I feel cheated.

[Nicole Hicks · Rating 4 out of 5]

Greek Fire!

Well, it wasn't Greek Fire but it was the next best thing! And just as destructive as, everyone that knows what Greek Fire is, can be. Wonderful idea to create old world version of a dirty bomb, a napalm shrapnel barrel bomb (an NSBB). Loved the pre-battle and battle action. And loved this book even though it was more of a novella length book than a novel length one. And more than happy we readers won't have to wait a whole year for the next installment, just a few months. Perfectly alright with that. Still don't know why gliders aren't being made and used. It's the next best thing to actual flight and we all know that NOBODY has figured out how to create gliders yet. Drop grenades from above day or night and even if they are seen coming or flying above dropping grenades the gliders are out of their reach and the grenades and gliders can't be stopped. Or, if the gliders can bear the weight, drop cannon balls from high above the ships and let gravity do the rest. I'm pretty sure all this is actually doable and some very obvious inventions that the MC and/or Allen would have thought to create and use. Oh well, crossed fingers that gliders will be the next invention made somewhere in the next installment.

[Michele Ransom · Rating 5 out of 5]

what a storyteller! I’m hooked from the first few words and crave more.

You get completely hooked by the main character Ryo, as well as the people in all of the secondary storylines. In the plot twist and shifts from storyline to storyline keep me hooked. I’m looking forward to the next installment this summer. I’m only a little bit regretful, but I didn’t find the series after it had already been written. That way I could binge read.

[Bill Wilson · Rating 3 out of 5]

Bit of a one trick pony, even the new character is a chef, with a Japanese background this time an assassin who met a god? The mixture of metric and imperial measurements gets a bit wearing, I'm not knocking the story after all I've bought them but it does take a little forgiveness sometimes as the stretch of imagination can be a little boring and repetitive. That said I do like the writing style it's very easy but seems to be straying into becoming boring.

[MICHELE G. · Rating 5 out of 5]

Intriguing Read

I really enjoy reading this series, somehow even after enduring Murphy’s Law there is well placed humor that makes the story feel light and hooks you in wanting (and waiting with bated breath) for the next part. I can’t tell you how many times I clicked on the upcoming read selection and looked when the next book was coming out.

[Nigel Frankcom · Rating 5 out of 5]

A charming series worthy of a 5 star rating.

A well written tale that I found hard to put down. While I knew the very (very) rough outlines of the Mongol attacks on Japan, the historical comparisons made by Ryo and Allen are as fascinating as they are entertaining.

A great story that I’d highly recommend.

[Glenn S · Rating 2 out of 5]

Pitiful

First 3 books were pretty good. This book offers nothing new and is simply a tool to convince readers to buy book 5. This series is over from me as I will deleting all from my library.

[Susan Dolack · Rating 4 out of 5]

Overall Enjoyable

I have to say that I was disappointed that this book was only 75% of the book the other 25% was a part of a new series. Also the book was pretty much dialogue and fighting and there wasn’t as much of the world building that I enjoyed in the past books.

[Piper · Rating 4 out of 5]

interesting

Good premise. Imaginative and creative. Military trading activities help bring the story along. Characters are interesting in themselves. Waiting to see where next book leads.

[Liz K. · Rating 5 out of 5]

Another fantastic addition

This is a brilliant series and book 4 is a definite 5-star addition. The plot is insanely creative, the characters are fascinating and the writing creates an exciting experience. Can hardly wait for the continuation via Book 4, Part 2!

[Aomurdock · Rating 4 out of 5]

I'm all end on Gabriel Rathweg's Chef Series. Although each book of the series continue to entertain, none has reached the initial magic of the first book in the series. Having said that, this book is at present one of my favorite ongoing series! Keep them coming Gabriel!

[Donald Clark · Rating 5 out of 5]

This outstanding series continues. Now I just have to wait patiently for more. hmm, seems like there will be no "divine wind" event in this alternate timeline.

[Henry Cosgrove · Rating 5 out of 5]

Nice installment

Nice addition to the series. Well done likable characters. Main character makes you want him to succeed. Japan as it could have been.

[Lleichtman · Rating 5 out of 5]

Another good book in the series. The characters are getting fleshed more with each book. I look forward to each new one.

[Void · Rating 4 out of 5]

That was mean, awesome book but that was mean

[David Constantine · Rating 4 out of 5]

Great pace,

Read this on the cuff. Will happily start from book one. Wood have liked it to be a bit longer.

[Jeffrey Cherrie · Rating 5 out of 5]

excellent

This series just gets better with each novel, well thought out storyline with characters you can relate to enjoy the story with. Roll on book five

[Catherine · Rating 4 out of 5]

Solid take on time travel

4th volume, I admire someone who has read frankonitz and decided to do it better, the use of Japan as the setting works well

[Flávio Corrêa · Rating 4 out of 5]

Though a very short book, the storytelling stays engrossing and builds a bridge for the next installment. Keeps you looking for it!

[Peter Rijs · Rating 5 out of 5]

Awesome, but

Honestly, the book was a pleasure to read as where the first 3. Absolutely. And now for the "but". It was pre ordered, and when it came in, surprisingly mentioned "part 1". What's next? Book 4, part 2, section a? Pretty soon, I noticed being at over 50%. And yes, I finished it rather quickly. The end of part 1 is somewhere at 78%. The author apologizes for it being short in the afterword . .. So, yes, it is a terribly good and enjoyable read, and i am now annoyed by this being finished in a couple of hours.

[Jim Purcell · Rating 4 out of 5]

This series continues very nicely as Roy saves the team from a megalon size shark. Then it is time to start resisting the invasion of thousands of Mongols trying to invade their island. The pace stays lively and the characters quite interesting. Looking forward to the next installment