I haven't watched a soap opera since I was nine and completely obsessed with General Hospital (I used to daydream that Frisco Jones was my dad, because, uh, I don't really know because he wasn't exactly a fatherly character) so I'm not a daytime television expert or anything, but someone should really make a telenovela out of this book because it has all the petty drama. There were a couple of points (when Melody sent that text to the wrong person and also the scene with Melody and Charlotte at the gala) where I actually gasped out loud. These people are kind of cray-cray when it comes to their PTA, that's for sure.
I'm honestly surprised by how much I liked this one considering that it's basically just a bunch of rich moms fighting with each other. It's tremendously entertaining in a can't-look-away-from-the-train-wreck kind of way. I grew up in northern Florida (which I do believe is described in this book as being full of meth addicts, which, okay, fair enough) so I have no idea if this is an accurate portrayal of south Florida living or not, but if so I'll take my chances with the meth addicts (who, to be fair, come with their own brand of drama).
It probably goes without saying, but don't expect for there to be likeable characters in this book, because there are pretty much none to be found. Darcy is super amusing but she certainly isn't nice, and I was surprised by how awful Melody is at times considering she's supposed to be the wholesomely midwestern main character. I guess perhaps Axel is fairly sympathetic considering it must be hell to grow up “different” in that sort of environment.
Despite the petty drama that permeates this book, however, there is a moral redemption of sorts at the end. Certain characters get their comeuppance as others figure out what (and who) is important to them.
Also, I have to say that this novel has reinforced my resolve to never join the PTA (or the PAC, as it's called here). Our local community isn't exactly Miami Beach, but I'm sure there's an entirely different type of drama to be found.
Anyway, if you like your books with a ton of drama, a little snark, and a whole lot of rich people behaving badly, definitely give this one a read. It's not fine literature, but it is a whole lot of fun.
Overall rating: 4.15 stars, rounded down.
Many thanks to NetGalley and William Morrow for providing me with an advance copy of this book to review.