it feels sacrilegious to rate a fall themed book a 1 star…but this book genuinely pissed me off 😭
i have three main issues with this book:
first of all, the plot of the story was ridiculously idiotic and the characters were awful. the fact that the main character had such an emotional gripe with a pumpkin spice latte is absurd. and speaking of the main character, she was absolutely insufferable and made me beyond angry. her attitude and the way she treated her friends as well as jack was disgusting. her friends had no personality of their own outside of being lucy’s personal support minions and jack was far too kind and polite to lucy when she time and time disrespected him (also he was way too kind and polite for a teenage boy in general). the only character i MINORLY enjoyed was lucy’s mom, but even then she was just a watered-down version of lorelei gilmore.
second of all, the dialogue in this book was horrific. it was genuinely the most unrealistic, poorly written dialogue i have ever read. i’m not sure if the author has gone outside in the past 20 years, but not one person (let alone teenagers) speak like the characters in this book do. the awful dialogue really took me out of the story and annoyed the shit out of me.
and lastly, my biggest issue with this book is in the false advertising. in my opinion, if you are going to market a book with a romance cover that says “get ready to fall in love” on it…THEN THE BOOK SHOULD IN FACT HAVE ROMANCE IN IT. this book, in fact, did not have ANY romance in it. now, since this is a YA book, i never expected there to be sexual content in the story (nor did i want any sexual content; i hate smut in general and skip those scenes anyway). however, if you market your book to be a romance, then you need to have at least ONE kiss scene or romantic scene other than a “long hug” (this is not middle school babes). the reason why this false advertising annoys me is because consumers deserve to know exactly what they are buying. my guess is that the author and scholastic knew that this book was horrifically boring in itself, with awful characters and a lacking plot, so they needed to find a way to make it marketable. which was smart, to give them credit, because if they had actually advertised this book correctly, then i prob would not have bought it.
overall this shit was ass. but at least the cover is cute ig 🙄
rating:
1.0 pumpkin spice lattes 🎃