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Evolution Eye Floater
Barry has not kept up with his routine bodily maintenance. Though he’s had regular blood replacements and lymph balancing, his eye fluid is long overdue for changing, and now his eye floaters are a thick cloud that’s becoming more and more self-aware by the day.
When Barry is downsized from his job as Pen and Paperclip Auditor, his eye floaters’ political rallies turn out to be what save him from starvation and homelessness.
But they’re getting smarter. They’re evolving.
Barry needs them just as they are, holding rallies and making speeches so he can market them as a weightloss program. He can put off his eye fluid maintenance a little longer. Just long enough to become an influencer on Platform.
When Barry is downsized from his job as Pen and Paperclip Auditor, his eye floaters’ political rallies turn out to be what save him from starvation and homelessness.
But they’re getting smarter. They’re evolving.
Barry needs them just as they are, holding rallies and making speeches so he can market them as a weightloss program. He can put off his eye fluid maintenance a little longer. Just long enough to become an influencer on Platform.
230 pages, Paperback
First published December 15, 2023
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About the author
James L. Steele
13 books74 followersJames L. Steele has been published in various anthologies and magazines, including: Solarcide, Allasso, Different Worlds, Different Skins: V.2, Tall Tales with Short Cocks V.2, Bourbon Penn, Gods with Fur, Claw the Way to Victory, and Fictionvale.
The Archeons series, his sci-fi novels featuring nonhuman characters, is published through KTM Publishing.
He lives in Ohio, where he pursues his hobby of becoming a wine connoisseur while having between two and six existential crises per day.
Blog: https://daydreamingintext.blogspot.com/
The Archeons series, his sci-fi novels featuring nonhuman characters, is published through KTM Publishing.
He lives in Ohio, where he pursues his hobby of becoming a wine connoisseur while having between two and six existential crises per day.
Blog: https://daydreamingintext.blogspot.com/
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February 6, 2024
A bizarre future in which mankind can only hold 60 characters of information in their heads at any one time, and the body has become so broken Valvoline offers blood transfusions and dialysis while you wait for your oil change.
Barry finds a way to recover from being fired from his businessjob by taking advantage of the intelligent life that has evolved inside his eyeball.
That's all well and good, but the weirdest part of this futureworld is that Barry is not looking for love. No girlfriends. No dating. Not even good old-fashioned leering! What the hell, JLS? Hollywood will never look at you unless you put some forced romance into your stories!
Barry finds a way to recover from being fired from his businessjob by taking advantage of the intelligent life that has evolved inside his eyeball.
That's all well and good, but the weirdest part of this futureworld is that Barry is not looking for love. No girlfriends. No dating. Not even good old-fashioned leering! What the hell, JLS? Hollywood will never look at you unless you put some forced romance into your stories!
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