The Crown is in freefall. After a tragic accident, there's no one left to navigate the scandals and demands of the "firm of eight." Enter Heath Fitzroy, a charming, out-of-the-blue Australian with a shocking he's the King's illegitimate son.
Heath, with his new mates by his side, sets out to win over the hearts of the British public. But the government and the remnants of the Royal Household have other plans. Can Heath navigate the palace intrigue, overcome public skepticism, and prove his royal mettle? Get ready for a satirical tale of an unlikely heir, challenging the current order by just being himself.
Advisory - This satirical novel employs humour that may be considered offensive to some readers. It tackles sensitive topics through exaggeration and the employing of stereotypes. It contains people who never existed, but whose actions might remind you uncomfortably of some who do.
"The monarchy is finished. It was finished a while ago, but they're still making the corpses dance." Sue Townsend