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My Salty Mary
Perfect for fans of The Princess Bride and A Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue, New York Times bestselling authors Cynthia Hand, Brodi Ashton, and Jodi Meadows are back with a fantastical, romantical, and piratical historical fantasy remix that marries the story of The Little Mermaid with the life and times of infamous lady pirate Mary Read.
Don't call this mermaid "little"—call her "captain," unless you want to walk the plank.
Mary is in love with the so-called prince of Charles Town, except he doesn't love her back. Which is inconvenient. Since she's a mermaid, being brokenhearted means she'll—poof!—turn into sea-foam.
But instead, Mary finds herself pulled out of the sea and up onto a pirate ship. To survive, she joins them. But Mary isn't willing to just sing the yo-ho-hos. She wants the pirate life, all of it, and she's ready to make a splash . . . by becoming captain. But when Blackbeard dies suddenly, Mary has a chance to become so much Pirate King . . . or Queen. She won't let anyone stop her—not Blackbeard's cute son, not her best friend from back under the sea who's having a bit too much fun with his new legs, and certainly not everyone who says she can't be a pirate just because she's a girl.
She may not be the best man for the job, but she'll definitely prove that she's worth her salt.
Don't call this mermaid "little"—call her "captain," unless you want to walk the plank.
Mary is in love with the so-called prince of Charles Town, except he doesn't love her back. Which is inconvenient. Since she's a mermaid, being brokenhearted means she'll—poof!—turn into sea-foam.
But instead, Mary finds herself pulled out of the sea and up onto a pirate ship. To survive, she joins them. But Mary isn't willing to just sing the yo-ho-hos. She wants the pirate life, all of it, and she's ready to make a splash . . . by becoming captain. But when Blackbeard dies suddenly, Mary has a chance to become so much Pirate King . . . or Queen. She won't let anyone stop her—not Blackbeard's cute son, not her best friend from back under the sea who's having a bit too much fun with his new legs, and certainly not everyone who says she can't be a pirate just because she's a girl.
She may not be the best man for the job, but she'll definitely prove that she's worth her salt.
512 pages, Kindle Edition
First published August 20, 2024
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About the author
Cynthia Hand
30 books9,910 followersCynthia Hand is the New York Times bestselling author of several books for teens, including the UNEARTHLY trilogy, THE LAST TIME WE SAY GOODBYE, MY LADY JANE, MY PLAIN JANE, MY CALAMITY JANE, MY CONTRARY MARY, and MY IMAGINARY MARY (with fellow authors Brodi Ashton and Jodi Meadows), THE AFTERLIFE OF HOLLY CHASE, THE HOW AND THE WHY, WITH YOU ALL THE WAY, and the upcoming TIMELESS and MY SALTY MARY (also with Ashton and Meadows). Before turning to writing for young adults, she studied literary fiction and earned both an M.F.A. and a Ph.D. in fiction writing. She currently resides in Boise, Idaho, with her husband, two cats, one crazy dog, two kids, and mountain of books.
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April 6, 2024October 15, 2023
Want a cover? Keep an eye out on our IG pages (ladyjanies is our group account; my solo account is unicornwarlord), and I'll also be sharing on my newsletter: https://jodimeadows.substack.com
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August 19, 2023
Coming summer 2024! I think you're going to like it. :D
And yes, the title is correct and the X meets Y is correct.
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March 7, 2022
It's not Typhoid Mary.
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March 2, 2022
Guess which authors just turned in this book.
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MARY 3 will be about a Mary, but probably not Typhoid Mary/Mary Mallon, because of pandemic reasons.
Wear a mask!
Want a cover? Keep an eye out on our IG pages (ladyjanies is our group account; my solo account is unicornwarlord), and I'll also be sharing on my newsletter: https://jodimeadows.substack.com
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August 19, 2023
Coming summer 2024! I think you're going to like it. :D
And yes, the title is correct and the X meets Y is correct.
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March 7, 2022
It's not Typhoid Mary.
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March 2, 2022
Guess which authors just turned in this book.
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MARY 3 will be about a Mary, but probably not Typhoid Mary/Mary Mallon, because of pandemic reasons.
Wear a mask!
Want to read
August 25, 2022Apparently people are saying this is listed as "My Salty Mary" in the back of My Imaginary Mary so I'm guessing it'll be about Mary Read? The whole "died in prison from a fever" thing sure seems like a fate which should be redone, and the other POV characters would probably be Anne Bonny and Calico Jack.
(There is a very large part of me that hopes we'll get a Lady Janies book about the Barrow Gang but I know the odds of that are so low. I'd still love to see it though lol)
(There is a very large part of me that hopes we'll get a Lady Janies book about the Barrow Gang but I know the odds of that are so low. I'd still love to see it though lol)
July 10, 2025
They should’ve continued adapting every single of these Janies & Maries books into a tv series.
Why doesn't this edition have a synopsis yet? I really hope this book won't get postponed. T_T
I love the blue aesthetic of this book's cover, especially since it is going to be Pirates of the Caribbean meets The Little Mermaid. I think it's very fitting.
Why doesn't this edition have a synopsis yet? I really hope this book won't get postponed. T_T
I love the blue aesthetic of this book's cover, especially since it is going to be Pirates of the Caribbean meets The Little Mermaid. I think it's very fitting.
Read
March 19, 2025I really wanted to love this but mostly it felt long to me. Probably just going to pretend My Lady Jane is the only one.
Want to read
June 7, 2020
Want to read
June 13, 2019tYPHOID MARY.
I. Am. Dead.
I. Am. Dead.
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March 30, 2023So she is the pioneer asymptomatic virus carrier, spreading the diseases without realising it.
Watch out, Coronavirus.
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So now it's about Little Mermaid?! I am not mad, just confused.
Watch out, Coronavirus.
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So now it's about Little Mermaid?! I am not mad, just confused.
June 28, 2025
3.5⭐️
This was a really fun retelling of The Little Mermaid! The authors served up charm, wit, and a touch of sadness with a smile.
The book didn't always dive deep. Some character arcs felt a bit rushed and the plot occasionally meandered but the vibes were strong. It was all in good fun, with clever nods to fairytale lore and historical hijinks. Mary and her group of friends were an absolute riot, and her ambition to be Pirate Queen gave the story a refreshing edge.
The humor was cheeky, the friendships were heartfelt, and the romance was more of a fun garnish than the main dish. If you're looking for a seafaring adventure with girl power, glitter, and giggles, My Salty Mary was worth climbing aboard.
This was a really fun retelling of The Little Mermaid! The authors served up charm, wit, and a touch of sadness with a smile.
The book didn't always dive deep. Some character arcs felt a bit rushed and the plot occasionally meandered but the vibes were strong. It was all in good fun, with clever nods to fairytale lore and historical hijinks. Mary and her group of friends were an absolute riot, and her ambition to be Pirate Queen gave the story a refreshing edge.
The humor was cheeky, the friendships were heartfelt, and the romance was more of a fun garnish than the main dish. If you're looking for a seafaring adventure with girl power, glitter, and giggles, My Salty Mary was worth climbing aboard.
May 15, 2022
I think it's gonna be on Pirate Mary Read!!! 🏴☠️
February 23, 2025
Audiobook narrated by Nneka Okoye 10hrs 54 minutes
Next to My Lady Jane, this may be one of my favourite installments in the three-author collaboration of Cynthia Hand, Brodi Ashton and Jodi Meadows, as they take on The Little Mermaid and the Age of Piracy.
Mary, a mermaid, has fallen in love with a human. Unfortunately, he loves someone else so it looks like she is about to become sea foam since she couldn't make him love her. Lucky, for Mary, she gets rescued and goes to work for the pirate Charles Vane. Mary takes to the pirates' life and when her friend Tobias's father, Blackbeard dies, she hopes to be the next pirate king...or queen. Unfortunately, Mary isn't the only one who is seeking the crown.
Downright enjoyable. I enjoyed my listening experience and just couldn't put this audio down. I listened to it every chance I got.
Goodreads review published 22/02/25
Next to My Lady Jane, this may be one of my favourite installments in the three-author collaboration of Cynthia Hand, Brodi Ashton and Jodi Meadows, as they take on The Little Mermaid and the Age of Piracy.
Mary, a mermaid, has fallen in love with a human. Unfortunately, he loves someone else so it looks like she is about to become sea foam since she couldn't make him love her. Lucky, for Mary, she gets rescued and goes to work for the pirate Charles Vane. Mary takes to the pirates' life and when her friend Tobias's father, Blackbeard dies, she hopes to be the next pirate king...or queen. Unfortunately, Mary isn't the only one who is seeking the crown.
Downright enjoyable. I enjoyed my listening experience and just couldn't put this audio down. I listened to it every chance I got.
Goodreads review published 22/02/25
March 11, 2024
I love the Lady Janies and the Mary series. They take a sad tale and make it better.
I know that these books are historical fantasy, but they also make me go look up all the real deets, so I end up learning real history too.
My Salty Mary has pirates, mermaids, and bad*ss women- who wouldn't want to read it?
This story is fun and fast paced and definitely satisfying!
Highly recommend. It'll be a great book to read by the pool this summer.
Thanks to Netgalley and Harper Collins Children's Books for an early copy for review
I know that these books are historical fantasy, but they also make me go look up all the real deets, so I end up learning real history too.
My Salty Mary has pirates, mermaids, and bad*ss women- who wouldn't want to read it?
This story is fun and fast paced and definitely satisfying!
Highly recommend. It'll be a great book to read by the pool this summer.
Thanks to Netgalley and Harper Collins Children's Books for an early copy for review
July 2, 2025
5 Stars for My Salty Mary: Mary 3 (audiobook) by Cynthia Hand, Brodi Ashton and Jodi Meadows read by Nneka Okoye.
The young mermaid Mary has grand dreams of sailing the seas and becoming a pirate. And not just any pirate but the king of pirates. And when Mary puts her mind to it nothing can stop her. This was so much fun, I just love all of the witty banter.
The young mermaid Mary has grand dreams of sailing the seas and becoming a pirate. And not just any pirate but the king of pirates. And when Mary puts her mind to it nothing can stop her. This was so much fun, I just love all of the witty banter.
netgalley
August 19, 2024screaming crying throwing up because I got an arc y'all
literally almost fainted when this book got announced okay no one understands how much I LOVE the story of MARY READ OKAY
literally almost fainted when this book got announced okay no one understands how much I LOVE the story of MARY READ OKAY
November 12, 2025
3.5 stars rounded up for Calico Jack Rackham, the adorable himbo merman who adores his lady. Definitely not as good as My Lady Jane or My Plain Jane and definitely on the nose sometimes, but I enjoyed myself. The audiobook narrator was great.
August 13, 2025
Oh fun! I think that was the best one they’ve done since Lady Jane! Just a joy and a half from start to finish.
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Better review, probably: I like pirates. Well, no, I like the pop culture of pirates. I dig my Pirates of the Caribbean, my Monkey Island, my Assassin's Creed Black Flag. The lighthearted stuff. I know a smidge of the real life history, not a ton, but I love the silly pop culture stuff. And this book has it in spades and spades.
The Janeies and Mary series have always been about Disney and Princess Bride jokes, and this one is no exception. I was absolutely groaning out loud, and then laughing out loud--on some pages there's a joke every other sentence. Maybe it's because I'm decently familiar with the subject matter, but most of the jokes landed just perfectly. I'm sure a lot more went over my head, but I got most of them, I feel, and I laughed out loud multiple times. An intense rarity. At one point there's an extended I'll Just Have To Find Myself a New Giant joke that just had me in stitches, I had to put the book down.
But it's not all about the jokes. I also desperately loved the setting, the freedom of a ship, the exploration and quest for gold. The National Treasure style booby traps, the drama of a prison escape, even just how fight scenes are written in this bombastic movie style.
No, I'm not going to say the characters are deep. The villains are as thin as tissue paper, and the stakes not as high as they want to pretend they are. And yet, I find there to be depth there. Mary is perhaps a little too perfect, but that one scene of her comforting Jack at the end really hit. The strength she had to push forward when she was so frightened really got me. And resisting who her family made her out to be, being called Littlest as a mermaid and yet fighting to find her place. Little glimmers within the jokes.
Every story is written for a reason. Every story has some value and meaning. This one makes you laugh, and makes you yearn for adventure and friends, and helps you know you're more than just what others perceive you to be.
Mary doesn't let Vane reveal she's a woman. She takes charge of the moment and reveals herself. I love that.
(It does have a You Lied To Me line, though, I should knock a star for that, I can't bear those. Even if he sort of didn't, she just sort of didn't really ask.)
The Mary series and the Jane series in general are a hard sell for me. Normally I find them perfectly average books. Lighthearted and fun, but often I want something More from them, and I get impatient in the twee whatever. I didn't care much for the Mary Shelley one, nor Calamity Jane, or even Contrary Mary. I don't remember what happened in Jane Eyre. But maybe it's my book slump right now and my distaste for everything, but this hit Just right, broke through the sludge and the slime of a slump, and made me feel warm and happy about reading again. For that alone, a full five stars.
It feels exactly like when I read My Lady Jane for the first time. The surprise and the joy and the eagerness to see what zany joke they'd make next, what fun surprise was around the corner.
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Better review, probably: I like pirates. Well, no, I like the pop culture of pirates. I dig my Pirates of the Caribbean, my Monkey Island, my Assassin's Creed Black Flag. The lighthearted stuff. I know a smidge of the real life history, not a ton, but I love the silly pop culture stuff. And this book has it in spades and spades.
The Janeies and Mary series have always been about Disney and Princess Bride jokes, and this one is no exception. I was absolutely groaning out loud, and then laughing out loud--on some pages there's a joke every other sentence. Maybe it's because I'm decently familiar with the subject matter, but most of the jokes landed just perfectly. I'm sure a lot more went over my head, but I got most of them, I feel, and I laughed out loud multiple times. An intense rarity. At one point there's an extended I'll Just Have To Find Myself a New Giant joke that just had me in stitches, I had to put the book down.
But it's not all about the jokes. I also desperately loved the setting, the freedom of a ship, the exploration and quest for gold. The National Treasure style booby traps, the drama of a prison escape, even just how fight scenes are written in this bombastic movie style.
No, I'm not going to say the characters are deep. The villains are as thin as tissue paper, and the stakes not as high as they want to pretend they are. And yet, I find there to be depth there. Mary is perhaps a little too perfect, but that one scene of her comforting Jack at the end really hit. The strength she had to push forward when she was so frightened really got me. And resisting who her family made her out to be, being called Littlest as a mermaid and yet fighting to find her place. Little glimmers within the jokes.
Every story is written for a reason. Every story has some value and meaning. This one makes you laugh, and makes you yearn for adventure and friends, and helps you know you're more than just what others perceive you to be.
Mary doesn't let Vane reveal she's a woman. She takes charge of the moment and reveals herself. I love that.
(It does have a You Lied To Me line, though, I should knock a star for that, I can't bear those. Even if he sort of didn't, she just sort of didn't really ask.)
The Mary series and the Jane series in general are a hard sell for me. Normally I find them perfectly average books. Lighthearted and fun, but often I want something More from them, and I get impatient in the twee whatever. I didn't care much for the Mary Shelley one, nor Calamity Jane, or even Contrary Mary. I don't remember what happened in Jane Eyre. But maybe it's my book slump right now and my distaste for everything, but this hit Just right, broke through the sludge and the slime of a slump, and made me feel warm and happy about reading again. For that alone, a full five stars.
It feels exactly like when I read My Lady Jane for the first time. The surprise and the joy and the eagerness to see what zany joke they'd make next, what fun surprise was around the corner.
February 27, 2025
I enjoyed this series as a whole. My Salty Mary was full of action but I couldn't connect with it like I did My Lady Jane. The story felt too over the top, and some of the characters were felt unrealistically dramatic just to add flare to the story. Definitely a unique twist on history, and I'll recommend the series.
Want to read
March 18, 2023Cooking in the time of typhoid.
So umm, the next book after the Mary series ends, could it be crossovers on Mary and Jane? That just makes it Mary Jane. Spiderman??
So umm, the next book after the Mary series ends, could it be crossovers on Mary and Jane? That just makes it Mary Jane. Spiderman??
November 13, 2024
I love the Lady Janies, but this one felt a bit middle grade
March 22, 2025
This was like... Not that good tbh It definitely felt like the writers were out of ideas and just wrote this to finish the trilogy :/
The fandom references are usually entertaining but even they were falling flat this time, and the reveal about Mary's crew toward the end (iykyk) seemed really unnecessary?
But whatever! It's done, and I'll probably end up donating this one because the dust jacket doesn't match the rest of the series anyway!!!!! (Why would they only change the last one, please tell me!)
2 stars.
The fandom references are usually entertaining but even they were falling flat this time, and the reveal about Mary's crew toward the end (iykyk) seemed really unnecessary?
But whatever! It's done, and I'll probably end up donating this one because the dust jacket doesn't match the rest of the series anyway!!!!! (Why would they only change the last one, please tell me!)
2 stars.
June 14, 2025
2.5 stars rounded up
This book was very disappointing. It either was very poor quality (okay, I know it was) and an oddity among the others, or I am just now growing aware of how poorly written this series is because I am growing up, and possibly growing out of YA. I also think this book is more immature than all the others, and most of the jokes didn't land. It's immature in an elementary school sort of way, not even middle school. I told my seven-year-old brother some of the jokes, and he found them hilarious. I did not.
Part of my disappointment also stems from the fact I had anticipated this book for a long, long time. I also thought it would be the one I possibly loved the most. I love underwater books and pirates. I rewrote my own pirate book FIVE TIMES! Surely, that would give this book points, right? And I guess it did since I'm not rating this a two star, but it also just was surrounded with so much unfunny humor that the seriousness and emotional parts of the situations weren't taken into account to make the novel land as a whole. Humor is born of surprise, and because all of this was "funny," none of it was actually funny. I mean, the main character is literally named Littlest and her sister is named Big Deal. It reminded me of Pilgrims Progress. That is not a comparison I would've ever thought I'd make before reading.
This book was very disappointing. It either was very poor quality (okay, I know it was) and an oddity among the others, or I am just now growing aware of how poorly written this series is because I am growing up, and possibly growing out of YA. I also think this book is more immature than all the others, and most of the jokes didn't land. It's immature in an elementary school sort of way, not even middle school. I told my seven-year-old brother some of the jokes, and he found them hilarious. I did not.
Part of my disappointment also stems from the fact I had anticipated this book for a long, long time. I also thought it would be the one I possibly loved the most. I love underwater books and pirates. I rewrote my own pirate book FIVE TIMES! Surely, that would give this book points, right? And I guess it did since I'm not rating this a two star, but it also just was surrounded with so much unfunny humor that the seriousness and emotional parts of the situations weren't taken into account to make the novel land as a whole. Humor is born of surprise, and because all of this was "funny," none of it was actually funny. I mean, the main character is literally named Littlest and her sister is named Big Deal. It reminded me of Pilgrims Progress. That is not a comparison I would've ever thought I'd make before reading.
October 17, 2024
In theory I should love this book…. But it crosses from campy to silly too much
November 25, 2024
It took all my power to finish this book. The constant modern culture references made me want to DIE. Also the romance was horrible, storyline boring, characters unbelievable, & the lack of MERMAIDS???? Sad.
August 22, 2024
Cynthia Hand is one of my favorite authors, so of course I pre-ordered this gem and was so excited to find it on my doorstep this week. It did not disappoint. Told in the tongue-in-cheek way so familiar with the Lady Janies, this latest book of theirs is a cross between the Little Mermaid and the historical pirate Mary Read. Such a fun, swashbuckling adventure! 4.5 stars.
September 9, 2024
WE HAVE A TITLE!! At the end of “My Imaginary Mary,” it’s listed as “My Salty Mary.”
I wonder who it could be about.
I wonder who it could be about.
soon-to-read
August 26, 2022eeeeek!
May 5, 2024
Loved reading this book, it was so fantastic, I loved these characters and their story, it was so much fun to read!
September 22, 2024
4.5 ⭐️
This book was amazing I just don’t really like pirate books (this is an exception).
This book was amazing I just don’t really like pirate books (this is an exception).
August 28, 2024
MY SALVATION ON VACATION
The last book read with my PCcino (RIP, wherever you are in Valencia) 😭 It has truly been my salvation, during three mornings in which I woke up awful early because of anxiety (even though I were on vacation in Spain). It managed to get my mind off all of my problems, carrying me directly into a world made of pirates and mermaids.
The reasons why I enjoyed "My salty Mary" so much were its wonderful protagonists (Mary and Tobias, Jack and Bonn) and the witty style used by the authors, which felt anachronistic and extremely hilarious at the same time. As regards the plot, it was undoubtedly engaging and adventurous, although I would have preferred that more twists took place (but there was the discovery that , so let's not complain too much).
Can't wait for this series to go on!
The last book read with my PCcino (RIP, wherever you are in Valencia) 😭 It has truly been my salvation, during three mornings in which I woke up awful early because of anxiety (even though I were on vacation in Spain). It managed to get my mind off all of my problems, carrying me directly into a world made of pirates and mermaids.
The reasons why I enjoyed "My salty Mary" so much were its wonderful protagonists (Mary and Tobias, Jack and Bonn) and the witty style used by the authors, which felt anachronistic and extremely hilarious at the same time. As regards the plot, it was undoubtedly engaging and adventurous, although I would have preferred that more twists took place (but there was the discovery that , so let's not complain too much).
Can't wait for this series to go on!
February 3, 2025
⭐️=4.5 | 😘=2.25 | 🤬=1.5 | ⚔️=3 | 12/13+
thoughts: this has come closer to capturing My Lady Jane ’s magic than any other book in the series––silly and sweet and well-paced and totally ridiculous, as it should be. if you’re to read any of the series, I’d say absolutely read My Lady Jane and this one and then, maybe, My Plain Jane. the rest are pretty forgettable. anyway! this is very good!!
thoughts: this has come closer to capturing My Lady Jane ’s magic than any other book in the series––silly and sweet and well-paced and totally ridiculous, as it should be. if you’re to read any of the series, I’d say absolutely read My Lady Jane and this one and then, maybe, My Plain Jane. the rest are pretty forgettable. anyway! this is very good!!
November 9, 2024
3.5 stars
A great read for anyone into adventurous pirate stories with some magic components like mermaids. Disney's The Little Mermaid meets characters from real pirate history!
I thought this last installment in the Lady Janies series was on par with My Calamity Jane. Good fun, but not quite as good as the other books in the series.
For once, the audiobook narration of this one was not that great either. She often yells - when the characters are supposed to, but narrators usually do that in a lower tone than in this reading. I still had a good time listening though, and I'm going to miss this overall fantastic series of standalone books!
A great read for anyone into adventurous pirate stories with some magic components like mermaids. Disney's The Little Mermaid meets characters from real pirate history!
I thought this last installment in the Lady Janies series was on par with My Calamity Jane. Good fun, but not quite as good as the other books in the series.
For once, the audiobook narration of this one was not that great either. She often yells - when the characters are supposed to, but narrators usually do that in a lower tone than in this reading. I still had a good time listening though, and I'm going to miss this overall fantastic series of standalone books!
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