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Including The Misanthrope, The Doctor in Spite of Himself, The Miser, The Would-Be Gentleman, The Mischievous Machinations of Scapin, The Learned Woman, and The Imaginary Invalid, this collection highlights perhaps France's greatest playwright of all time.
528 pages, Mass Market Paperback
First published January 1, 1666
GERONTE: Sir, I’m delighted to see you in my house. We’re in great need of your help.This is followed by some further foolishness -- Sganarelle chases the
SGANARELLE (in doctor’s gown and steeple hat): Hippocrates says… that we should both keep our hats on.
GERONTE: Hippocrates says that?
SGANARELLE: Yes.
GERONTE: In what chapter please?
SGANARELLE: In his chapter… er… on hats.
GERONTE: If Hippocrates says so, we must do it.
SGANARELLE: My dear doctor, having heard of the remarkable things --
GERONTE: May I ask whom you are talking to?
SGANARELLE: You.
GERONTE: But I’m not a doctor.
SGANARELLE: You aren’t a doctor?
GERONTE: No.
SGANARELLE (picks up a cudgel and beats him as he was beaten): Honestly?
GERONTE: Honestly. Ow! Ow! Ow!
SGANARELLE: You are now. That’s all the qualifications I ever had.
SGANARELLE: Is this the patient?All of which really goes to show that the Marx Brothers’ vaudevillian schtick has a long and distinguished ancestry.
GERONTE: Yes, she’s my only daughter. It would break my heart if she were to die.
SGANARELLE: She mustn’t do anything of the kind. She can’t die without a doctor’s prescription.