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462 pages, Paperback
First published January 23, 2024
“Unfortunately, some corners of the Internet that promote what I call Big Natural Menstruation—sites that are often inhabited by naturopaths, period coaches, and others who sell unregulated supplements to fix “broken” periods—have corrupted the messaging about menstruation as a vital sign into a false narrative that you can’t possibly know how healthy you are if you are taking hormonal contraception and not having what I can only describe as a RealPeriod(TM).”
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“It’s always amazing to me how the people who fearmonger about modern medicine negatively affecting the menstrual cycle are usually promoting some type of unstudied supplement or botanical.”
“When these people say “You can only properly track your health if you don’t take the pill,” I hear “We’re totally okay if you get endometrial cancer as a result of your irregular ovulation and lack of progesterone” or “It’s fine that you suffer from terrible cramps once a cycle” or “If you get pregnant, it’s your own fault.”
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“It’s true, in ancient medicine vaginal steaming was used as a therapy . . . by practitioners who thought the uterus wandered around the body. If you accept vaginal steaming, you must also accept the belief system on which it is based, including some less-Instagram-friendly recipes. Think a disemboweled puppy stuffed with herbs and then burned for its smoke to fumigate the uterus.”
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“Providing disinformation about contraception is not feminism; it is misogyny.”
“Condoms are a barrier method of contraception, meaning they block sperm. They appear in Greek mythology in the story of King Minos (son of Zeus, and the king of Crete), who apparently ejaculated “serpents and scorpions,” which sounds terribly painful for Minos and was apparently so potent that it killed several of his mistresses. The answer was an animal gallbladder or bladder that went in his wife’s vagina or on the scorpion-spewing penis itself, depending on the version of the story.”
Those Ancient Greeks and their “adorable” wandering uterus ideas, and now this. I swear…
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