Have you ever wished you could live in an alternate universe where Spiderman regularly sweeps through the skies, where the Fantastic Four team up to fight evil, and where Superman could appear anywhere to rescue people from falling buildings?
Edwin Windsor lives in such a world, where men like Excelsior (think Superman), Lifto the Magnificent, and more are not uncommon. He in fact runs a business specializing in honing a villain's skills into money making schemes. But life never goes perfectly, and this book is a tale of his many exploits with would-be villains and a man that becomes his ultimate nemesis: Excelsior.
Now that I've finished this book, I'm finding myself in that awkward position of not knowing exactly what to say about it: what I liked and what I didn't. It's so easy to review books you viscerally hate or enthusiastically enjoy: there is either plenty to nitpick or plenty of parts you love. This book is one of those middle of the road books for me: I enjoyed reading it, but there were parts that I wasn't 100% gung ho about, and trying to explain why I'm not gung ho is going to be a little challenging.
One thing I recommend doing when listening/reading this is to think it is an episodic novel, more along the lines of “To Kill a Mockingbird” (which was originally printed in parts in a newspaper) than a fully cohesive novel. I didn't exactly go into the book with that mentality, and it took me a while to catch the rhythm.
I really liked the nods to the laws of physics (“YAY!” squees the inner math/physics nerd), government, and law. While I have no trouble appreciating completely non-sensical science (Come on, I read Star Wars, for crying out loud), I do like a novel that can be enjoyable and scientifically accurate at the same time. But sometimes the nods to physics and math got to be too much, even to me—almost to the point where physics could be considered the Fourth Major Character.
Also, this book is funny. I would count the style of humor to be along the lines of Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Funny, but more so in its reservation and serious language than in being blatantly funny. Another big area of “jokes” is from the superhero/villain aspect of the novel. The author is obviously familiar with superhero tropes, because he makes all sorts of playful jabs and nods to them as well—such as Excelsior fondly recalling making love in a cloud to a woman he rescued back in the “Good 'Ole Days” vs Modern Times. I only have a very small knowledge base of comic book superheroes (and mostly from the sometimes crappy movies that have appeared in recent years), but even I got the jokes.
The ending is absolutely superb. The showdown between Excelsior and Edwin is great, also the sneak peek at what book 2 might have is also really interesting. Only complaint? In my podiobook, both of these sequences aren't in a chapter, but the “Epilogue”. While the sneak peek might have been appropriate for an Epilogue, the showdown between Excelsior and Edwin definitely should have been a separate chapter and not part of the Epilogue.
My favorite character was Agnes Plantagenet. She was an absolute riot and definitely should have been in more of the novel. I loved how supportive she was of Edwin, I loved her overly British quirks, and I adored how she would rather bludgeon someone than use a Taser. The only problem I had with her was that it seemed her name changed from “Agnes” to “Edna” rather randomly. Perhaps the author originally chose “Edna” but then changed to “Agnes” to keep readers from being confused with Edwin? Maybe this is only a problem with the podiobook.
As for the faults...well, let's start with my big one: the focus. I just couldn't figure out, even at the end, what the focus of the novel was. At first, I thought the big focus would be Edwin with crazy Dr. Lobe. But then that event got wrapped up quickly (and really, it has very little significance in what I see as the main story “thread”--Edwin vs. Excelsior). Then, when Edwin got Barry, I thought he would be the focus. But then Barry went on the loose, and there still seemed to be little connection between Edwin and Excelsior's stories (more than with Dr. Lobe, of course, but still it seemed to just “float” in the body of the story). When Mr. Lifto appeared, I thought for sure the novel would be a “Edwin's crazy clients”. But that didn't turn out to be true. The novel also ventured into courtroom drama, made a pitstop as a golfing tournament (like in “Caddyshack”), before ending with the absolutely chilling conclusion that I described above (brilliant, again, brilliant). The unevenness, how it seemed to change from superhero satire to courtroom drama, was rather confusing for me, even considering that this was a episodic novel. I could take some disconnected events (I mean, that's what happened with some of Scout's adventures in “To Kill a Mockingbird”), but this just felt too much.
Some of the characters were a wee bit overdone. By that, I'm mostly meaning Topper. I would much rather imagine him as a Peter Dinklage character: a hard biting lawyer that just happens to be a midget. Of course, that is personal preference. I just hate seeing Topper somewhat stereotyped as a midget—high-strung, comedic, like one of those toy dogs that doesn't realize it isn't a Great Dane. Not to mention, I had trouble believing he could win any cases. Now, his friendship with Edwin, that was great. I really liked how that was so different from his “other” persona.
Edwin, I had trouble imaging what he looked like. I didn't even realize he was super tall (obviously Peter Mayhew tall, I am guessing?) until a good way through the book. We got more description about his exquisitely tailored garments than what he looked like. He's a great character, don't get me wrong, but I just like to have a better image of a character.
Excelsior wasn't really bad, and I liked how he was a pawn in other people's chess board, despite his powers. Gus was a bit much himself: the chain smoking, hard bitten old man got a bit much on the mind. However, again, I liked the relationship between him and Excelsior. Mrs. Reilly was out of this world nuts. I actually liked the idea of her wanting to make the world like Gone with the Wind, but the oiled young boys? Really? That doesn't jive with her desire to bring back the genteel South. Dr. Lobe, with all his insanity, was actually okay with me—until the goat scene. I needed a bath tub of brain bleach to eradicate that from my mind (though, kudos to the author for being as discreet as he was).
Other than Agnes, there aren't any other females in this novel that aren't either sex kittens or crazy old women. I would have liked to see some women clients of Edwin's or maybe someone other than a woman who wanted to bang Excelsior. At least there were no romantic triangles (one of my recent pet peeves).
I think the best way to sum up how I felt is this: the beginning and ending were great, but the middle got a bit lost. The author is really talented: his writing is great, his humor is top-notch, his knowledge is impressive. Not to mention, he actually is a really good podiobook narrator (I loved how he did different voices and really put emotion into the dialogue). But I feel that the story got a bit lost in the middle and some of the characters ventured beyond crazy into “Unbelievable” territory. I might not have been interested in a sequel, but with the way this book ended, I can't help but be curious about what happens next.